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Post by Aqualung on Mar 11, 2009 13:16:52 GMT -5
We had a couple of these threads on the old boards; thought it'd be fun to have a new one. ^_^
I'm going to hell for:
-listening to rock and roll and metal
-reading Harry Potter
-pirating music
-looking at porn
-lust
-gluttony
-greed/hoarding money
-pride
-envy
-anger
-sloth (if I'm totally honest anyway, that's all seven. Damn!)
-drinking
-swearing/taking the lord's name in vain
-masturbation
-being female
-having a job
-wearing pants
-liberal
-pro-choice
-hating kids
-believing in evolution
-mocking religion
-agnostic
I'm sure I'm forgetting some.
So, why are YOU going to hell?
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Post by captainhooker on Mar 11, 2009 13:28:50 GMT -5
I'm not even going to get started on that one....
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Post by Lady Renae on Mar 11, 2009 13:35:24 GMT -5
I would tell you, but there's a character limit. ^-^
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Post by The_L on Mar 11, 2009 14:10:27 GMT -5
Why not?
I'm going to hell for:
-listening to rock and roll
-reading Harry Potter
-pirating music
-looking at porn--straight and lez
-premarital sex
-certain kinks which will go unnamed
-gluttony
-pride
-anger
-sloth
-drinking
-swearing/taking the lord's name in vain--frequently
-masturbation
-having worked on Sunday
-pro-choice (mostly anti-abortion, though, if that makes sense)
-believing in evolution
-mocking Christianity
-being Wiccan
-denying the infallibility of the Pope
-eating meat on Lenten Fridays
-performing magic
-allowing other Pagans to cast sex-related spells on me
-having multiple sets of ear piercings
-working for the public education system
-having visited 4chan
EDIT: Crud! I forgot one!
-being bisexual
Thanks, moz!
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Post by ironbite on Mar 11, 2009 14:26:43 GMT -5
I can't go to hell actually. Satan doesn't like me very much.
Ironbite-I swear you incite one little rebellion against your creator and suddenly you're barred from the coolest club on the blocki.
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Post by MozMode on Mar 11, 2009 14:32:45 GMT -5
Why not? I'm going to hell for: -listening to rock and roll -reading Harry Potter -pirating music -looking at porn--straight and lez -premarital sex -certain kinks which will go unnamed -gluttony -pride -anger -sloth -drinking -swearing/taking the lord's name in vain--frequently -masturbation -having worked on Sunday -pro-choice (mostly anti-abortion, though, if that makes sense) -believing in evolution -mocking Christianity -being Wiccan -denying the infallibility of the Pope -eating meat on Lenten Fridays -performing magic -allowing other Pagans to cast sex-related spells on me -having multiple sets of ear piercings -working for the public education system -having visited 4chan Everything you said, except me being Atheist and gay. I could do everything right and still be gay, and still be sent to Hell. Lol. |
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Post by starbrewer on Mar 11, 2009 14:50:54 GMT -5
- antitheism: called God stupid, asshole, wimp...
- although I believe sex should be done in a faithful and exclusive relationship, I don't necessarily see marriage as a prerequisite. Promote homosexuality and porn. Bestiality? Well, if you want to fuck your dog, do that behind closed doors and don't tell me about it.
- every December 25, I can't decide whether to say "Merry Mithramas" or "Merry Horusmas"
- afterlife consists of Hell, and the other place where you kiss God's ass forever
- actually considered satanism. I concluded that the relationship between Jehovah and Satan is like that between Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox, of Scrubs, either one without the other means shitty life for us. But then if I became a satanist I would not be serving Satan but be serving myself.
- decided that no single Jesus ever existed.
- listen to extreme heavy metal
- play violent games like Fallout 3
- ridiculed Carico!
- promote mock religions.
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Post by anti-nonsense on Mar 11, 2009 14:51:21 GMT -5
I'm going to hell for
-Atheism
-playing RPGs (including Dungeons and Dragons once or twice)
- pirated ebooks
- masturbation
- reading fantasy novels
- being extremely pro-choice
- being pro gay rights
- actively arguing for the theory of evolution
- making fun of biblegod
- sloth
- wearing pants
- getting an education
- being a liberal (with sympathies for communism no less)
- listening to rock music
- briefly considered joining the "Church of Satan"
And I'm sure there is other things that I've forgotten.
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Post by Old Viking on Mar 11, 2009 15:17:46 GMT -5
I'm going to avoid virgins and party poopers.
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Post by maanantai on Mar 11, 2009 15:24:32 GMT -5
I'm going to Hell for -Atheism. And after that, nothing else matters really... It seems that IF x-tians are right, there is going to be hell of a party in Hell  |
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Post by peanutfan on Mar 11, 2009 15:34:30 GMT -5
"You go to Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company"-Mark Twain
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Post by JonathanE on Mar 11, 2009 16:22:01 GMT -5
With the fundy definition of righteous, in heaven there will god, jesus, holy ghost, some angels and 1 christian.
I've been through Hell a few times, and it's not so bad, really. Michigan and Hell go together, in a twisted, screwed up kinda way...
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Post by spaniel on Mar 11, 2009 16:22:45 GMT -5
-Listened to metal and rock
-Worked on the Sabbath
-Given the kosher food rules the finger
-Played games like Painkiler and Saints Row 2
-Apatheist(I don't really care if a god exist
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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 11, 2009 16:23:28 GMT -5
-Atheism -4chan visitation -Avarice/greed/hoarding money -Profanity -Gluttony (what can I say? I love snacking...  ) -Wrath -SLOTH (obviously) -I'm female and wear pants -Yaoi. That's all I'm going to say on the matter. -Being friends with Muslims, Wiccans, other atheists and agnostics and not trying to convert them -Liberal -Doing stuff on Sunday -Disrespectful of my parents sometimes -Mocking fundies |
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Post by Sigmaleph on Mar 11, 2009 16:33:01 GMT -5
-"Apostasy" and "heresy" according to the Catholic Church, although technically I was never really part of any religion
-Evilutionism
-repeated and unrepentant blasphemy, including against the Holy Spirit
-Using my not-god-given brains instead of having faith
-Inventing four different religions and 16 different gods.
-Pride
-Wrath
-Greed
-Lust
-Envy
-Sloth
-Reading fantasy, including Harry Potter
-Playing RPGs
-Mocking true believers
-Being pro-choice
-Being pro-gay
-Questioning my sexuality
-Questioning my gender identity
-Questioning the infallible word of God
-Preferring the NIV to the KJV
-Stating that Jesus probably didn't exist
-Eating meat on Fridays
-Not eating magic wafers
-Looking at naked women
-Looking at naked men (mostly incidental, but happened)
-Looking at naked animals
-Not turning the other cheek
-Refusing to give to those who ask if they don't have a good reason
-Testing God
-Not praying the sinner's prayer
-Listening to the devil's music
-Masturbation
-Drinking
-Feminism
-Not tithing
-Mocking the Pope and his hat (two separate yet equally vile offences)
-Making jokes involving masturbating nuns and paedophile priests
-Lying
-Visiting 4chan
-Being liberal
-Playing violent games
-Working on the Sabbath
-Coveting
-Disobeying my parents
-Not stoning sinners
-Not cutting off offending body parts
-Not hating my family
-Never going to confession
-Sinning so much I'm sure I'm forgetting something
I keep thinking new things to add... I'll leave it like this, I think it's enough
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