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Post by Hades on Sept 5, 2009 18:15:23 GMT -5
Maybe I should draw up some tracts to hand out. Yes! This must happen. I'll start working on it tonight ^_^
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Post by gomer21xx on Sept 6, 2009 10:20:16 GMT -5
I'll start working on it tonight ^_^ Mammarism tracts... Somehow, that seems so right. =3 "Spread the love that everyone can enjoy. Spread the love of Mammaris, the Goddess of Womanly Breasts!"
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Sept 6, 2009 16:37:52 GMT -5
Why do Mammarism tracts sound oddly like pornography to me?
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Post by ironbite on Sept 6, 2009 16:43:38 GMT -5
Cause they are?
Ironbite-we will have one based on Dark Dungeons?
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Post by John E on Sept 6, 2009 17:29:39 GMT -5
Cause they are? Ironbite-we will have one based on Dark Dungeons? It could be about how evil playing D&D is because it decreases your chances of touching a boob.
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Post by Lady Renae on Sept 6, 2009 20:30:15 GMT -5
D&D does not decrease your chances of touching a boob. I got laid after a D&D game with a guy I met at the D&D game.
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Post by John E on Sept 6, 2009 20:41:54 GMT -5
Most gamer geeks aren't so lucky. (plus I was half joking)
EDIT: Tracts are supposed to full of misconceptions and exaggerations anyway.
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Post by the sandman on Sept 6, 2009 20:51:41 GMT -5
D&D does not decrease your chances of touching a boob. I got laid after a D&D game with a guy I met at the D&D game. Oh, but yer a chick. The most certain way for any female to get laid is to play D&D and smile at any of the guys playing. You now have a virtual sex slave. Heh. I played D&D when I was younger. Still occasionally get up to a game every now and then. Male D&D players are the horniest living creatures in existence.
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Post by gomer21xx on Sept 7, 2009 13:10:16 GMT -5
D&D does not decrease your chances of touching a boob. I got laid after a D&D game with a guy I met at the D&D game. Oh, but yer a chick. The most certain way for any female to get laid is to play D&D and smile at any of the guys playing. You now have a virtual sex slave. Heh. I played D&D when I was younger. Still occasionally get up to a game every now and then. Male D&D players are the horniest living creatures in existence. They have nothing on me. XP Trust me, I'll look at something that would otherwise be completely innocent and instantly think of a Rule 34 for it in my head. I'll see a hole in a tree somewhere and I have to fight off urges to stick my cock in there, okay?* *Slight exaggeration, but suffice it to say, I'm extremely hypersexual.
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Post by Jebediah on Sept 11, 2009 12:16:17 GMT -5
I'm reading this thread at the library. The boob fish was right in the center of the screen when the person next to me leaned over to ask a question.
...awkward....
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Post by gomer21xx on Sept 11, 2009 12:41:23 GMT -5
I'm reading this thread at the library. The boob fish was right in the center of the screen when the person next to me leaned over to ask a question. ...awkward.... Did said person ask about it? =D
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Sept 11, 2009 13:33:53 GMT -5
I'll see a hole in a tree somewhere and I have to fight off urges to stick my cock in there, okay? That's just begging for a "Cock goes where?!? de-motivational poster. ;D
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Post by antichrist on Sept 11, 2009 17:13:22 GMT -5
D&D does not decrease your chances of touching a boob. I got laid after a D&D game with a guy I met at the D&D game. Oh, but yer a chick. The most certain way for any female to get laid is to play D&D and smile at any of the guys playing. You now have a virtual sex slave. Heh. I played D&D when I was younger. Still occasionally get up to a game every now and then. Male D&D players are the horniest living creatures in existence. Damn it, I've got to find me a game!
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Sept 12, 2009 12:07:07 GMT -5
Oh, but yer a chick. The most certain way for any female to get laid is to play D&D and smile at any of the guys playing. You now have a virtual sex slave. Hmm. Somehow, I'm now having a rather vivid mental image of Yojetak cosplaying as the Lady of Pain. Yes, those are blades sticking out of the Lady's head, and her "hair" seems to be made of blades as well.
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Post by tygerarmy on Sept 13, 2009 11:15:49 GMT -5
D&D does not decrease your chances of touching a boob. I got laid after a D&D game with a guy I met at the D&D game. Oh, but yer a chick. The most certain way for any female to get laid is to play D&D and smile at any of the guys playing. You now have a virtual sex slave. Heh. I played D&D when I was younger. Still occasionally get up to a game every now and then. Male D&D players are the horniest living creatures in existence. Steps to get laid. Females. 1. Get laid. Gay 1. Go out and find others gay people. 2. Get laid. Male 1. Shower. 2. Dress nice. 3. Go somewhere you might meet girls in the age group you desire with similar interests. 4. Talk to every girl there until you find one who will talk you. (If none go to step 3) 5. Having interesting conversation. (If not go back to step 4) 6. Ask back to your place. (If not ask for a date then repeat step 6[if not go back to step 4]) 7. Get laid go back to step 1.
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