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Post by Sandafluffoid on Sept 13, 2009 11:24:25 GMT -5
Steps to get laid. Females. 1. Get laid. Gay 1. Go out and find others gay people. 2. Get laid. Male 1. Shower. 2. Dress nice. 3. Go somewhere you might meet girls in the age group you desire with similar interests. 4. Talk to every girl there until you find one who will talk you. (If none go to step 3) 5. Having interesting conversation. (If not go back to step 4) 6. Ask back to your place. (If not ask for a date then repeat step 6[if not go back to step 4]) 7. Get laid go back to step 1. You forgot: Socially awkward: 1.Resolve to go out and actually meet someone 2.Work up the nerve to go into town and go to some sort of bar or something[if nerve fails, skip to step 5] 3.Complete the tasks associated with the particular venue you're going to (e.g. buy a drink) [if nerve fails, skip to step 5] 4.See someone you would like to talk to, imagine how to approach them and chat them up. 5.Nerve fails, go home and masturbate. 6.Wait for a few months until you feel enough misguided confidence to return to step 1, repeat this cycle ad infinitum. |
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Post by John E on Sept 13, 2009 11:24:59 GMT -5
Male 1. Shower. 2. Dress nice. 3. Go somewhere you might meet girls in the age group you desire with similar interests. 4. Talk to every girl there until you find one who will talk you. (If none go to step 3) 5. Having interesting conversation. (If not go back to step 4) 6. Ask back to your place. (If not ask for a date then repeat step 6[if not go back to step 4]) 7. Get laid go back to step 1. You forgot the word "maybe" in step 7.  |
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Post by Mira on Sept 13, 2009 16:01:40 GMT -5
You forgot: Socially awkward: 1.Resolve to go out and actually meet someone 2.Work up the nerve to go into town and go to some sort of bar or something[if nerve fails, skip to step 5] 3.Complete the tasks associated with the particular venue you're going to (e.g. buy a drink) [if nerve fails, skip to step 5] 4.See someone you would like to talk to, imagine how to approach them and chat them up. 5.Nerve fails, go home and masturbate. 6.Wait for a few months until you feel enough misguided confidence to return to step 1, repeat this cycle ad infinitum. I am still working on step one. |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 13, 2009 21:24:27 GMT -5
Steps to get laid. Females. 1. Get laid. Gay 1. Go out and find others gay people. 2. Get laid. Male 1. Shower. 2. Dress nice. 3. Go somewhere you might meet girls in the age group you desire with similar interests. 4. Talk to every girl there until you find one who will talk you. (If none go to step 3) 5. Having interesting conversation. (If not go back to step 4) 6. Ask back to your place. (If not ask for a date then repeat step 6[if not go back to step 4]) 7. Get laid go back to step 1. You forgot: Socially awkward: 1.Resolve to go out and actually meet someone 2.Work up the nerve to go into town and go to some sort of bar or something[if nerve fails, skip to step 5] 3.Complete the tasks associated with the particular venue you're going to (e.g. buy a drink) [if nerve fails, skip to step 5] 4.See someone you would like to talk to, imagine how to approach them and chat them up. 5.Nerve fails, go home and masturbate. 6.Wait for a few months until you feel enough misguided confidence to return to step 1, repeat this cycle ad infinitum. It's like my life story condensed into 6 easy steps. |
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Sept 13, 2009 23:35:41 GMT -5
And we're even deciding on what to do with the money... Build a church. |
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Post by Lady Renae on Sept 13, 2009 23:39:59 GMT -5
Actually we are currently discussing making this thing legit.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 14, 2009 4:11:03 GMT -5
I could design it. Or just have my brother do it. (the church that is)
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Post by tygerarmy on Sept 14, 2009 9:54:19 GMT -5
Male 1. Shower. 2. Dress nice. 3. Go somewhere you might meet girls in the age group you desire with similar interests. 4. Talk to every girl there until you find one who will talk you. (If none go to step 3) 5. Having interesting conversation. (If not go back to step 4) 6. Ask back to your place. (If not ask for a date then repeat step 6[if not go back to step 4]) 7. Get laid go back to step 1. You forgot the word "maybe" in step 7. Thanks, I'll insert that into future use. I wouldn't have known because for me steps 6 and 7 are still just theoretical. |
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Post by Mordeak on Sept 16, 2009 14:28:54 GMT -5
They who find themselves favored by one of Her Blessed Ones should worship Her fondly Hehe, fondle. Sorry, couldn't resist. |
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 16, 2009 17:05:20 GMT -5
(scratches head)Hmmmmm... I sense a few classes here somewhere... Cannot...resist...urge...to...create!
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Post by Jedi Knight on Sept 16, 2009 17:32:20 GMT -5
I could design it. Or just have my brother do it. (the church that is) I just got a vision...I can clearly see two domes...make that a building with a double dome...can your brother elaborate on that? |
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 16, 2009 18:04:07 GMT -5
Possibly. Also, I just put the finishing touches on the Priestess of Mammaris prestige class. Here for all to mock see! Attachments:
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Post by gomer21xx on Sept 19, 2009 20:01:30 GMT -5
Possibly. Also, I just put the finishing touches on the Priestess of Mammaris prestige class. Here for all to mock see! Dude... There's gotta be something done for you for coming up with this. =) |
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Post by The_L on Sept 19, 2009 20:11:53 GMT -5
Also, we need a picture of that priestess. For reference.  |
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 19, 2009 20:14:54 GMT -5
I can't draw worth a damn...for now, just imagine a combination of Cait, Yoji, and Lady R. In full chainmail.
Of course...I don't know what Mammaris' favored weapon would be...Mace, maybe?
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