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Post by anaseum on Sept 4, 2009 15:07:23 GMT -5
I've never been hit on by a fundie. Hell, I rarely get hit on, period.
Maybe it's because I come off as too quiet or something.
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Post by Lady Renae on Sept 4, 2009 19:38:15 GMT -5
I managed to get myself engaged to a fundie going into the priesthood, and I was the one who popped the question. Yes, that's right. I was voluntarily vying for the position of preacher's wife. Not just wife either, but wifey. I was trying to be preacher's wifey. Then this friend of mine snuck over to my house to watch movies and ended up taking my shirt off. No more future preacher's wifey. By the way, the fundie guy isn't so fundie anymore. Still a believer, but neither fundie nor a preacher. He dropped out of preacher school and went into the military, and last I heard he was happily married with a kid and still played Pokemon. ^-^ *shudders at the thought of Mammaris' avatar taking such a path in life*You'll have to remind me to thank this friend of yours sometime. This friend was also that guy's friend... but trust me he got thanked. Over and over and over and over again. ^-^ I'd be back to thanking him again, too, now that we're in the same state again if it weren't for that girlfriend of his.
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Post by johninoz on Oct 19, 2009 22:39:04 GMT -5
Well, you're happy with the outcome, so that's the important thing. Yet I can't help but feel 'with friends like that, who needs back-stabbing bastards?' Still, that may be just the envy I feel for the confident cocksmen. Fair dinkum, I once got chatted up by one of the Moses David cult's Flirty Fisher girls, at a time when my sexuality was ill-defined, and I failed to score.
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Post by davedan on Oct 19, 2009 23:52:02 GMT -5
You should look up the Australian film 'Bad Boy Bubby' the salvation army girl in that took her religious recruitment seriously.
PS I would probably resist going to church but see if she would come to my place to 'pray' together.
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Post by davedan on Oct 19, 2009 23:52:54 GMT -5
I haven't been hit on by a fundie. The closest I've come to that is with a guy in one of my classes last semester. He spent the entire semester trying to get me to go to church with him. I believe he said, "But your soul needs to be saved. I can help you." That reminds me of the Tool song Opiate: "God has needs like I do We both want to rape you"
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Post by dantesvirgil on Oct 20, 2009 6:27:14 GMT -5
Growing up in the Bible belt, it was sort of the opposite for me. The exciting thing was to be hit on by a NON fundy. Atheists were pretty rare in south eastern KY.
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Post by Bluefinger on Oct 20, 2009 6:37:50 GMT -5
Me? Getting hit on by a fundie? HA!
I'd be lucky if I get hit on by anybody ):
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Post by Vene on Oct 20, 2009 12:26:56 GMT -5
*hits Bluefinger with his penis*
Too direct?
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Post by Ranger Joe on Oct 21, 2009 9:30:39 GMT -5
*hits Bluefinger with his penis* Too direct? That was actually the most subtle act I've ever seen, Vene. Your stealthiness is unmatched.
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Post by meshakhad on Oct 22, 2009 0:27:37 GMT -5
This is one of the reasons why I wear a yarmulke in public. People will generally assume that I only date Jews... which is correct. The kind of Jewish girl that I consider fundie wouldn't be randomly asking people out, and if a girl did ask me out because of the yarmulke, and I wasn't immediately repulsed by her for some reason, I would probably say yes.
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Post by Vypernight on Oct 22, 2009 5:16:41 GMT -5
I don't think any of the guys who ever hit on me were fundies. I usually didn't stick around long enough to find out.
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Post by Sleepy on Oct 22, 2009 8:32:05 GMT -5
I'm quiet so I don't get hit on much. Just stared at sometimes.
And really, how can you go to church as a date??
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