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Post by Deimos on Sept 4, 2009 2:14:36 GMT -5
I got on the Bus to take me over the bridge from SI to Brooklyn. While walking to the back to take a seat this chick about my age maybe a year or two older (I'm 22)glances up at me. I don't think much of it I am in uniform and people look at me all the time 'cause of that. When I sat down she glanced at me looked at the floor, repeated several times in a short time. Now I'm not that confident in myself so I thought it was cool. She then stares at the ground the whole trip over the bridge. So right when I convinced myself I was wrong about being checked out she slid over introduced herself and handed me a business card. I was like Damn! she moves fast, then I was like damn.. Fundie: I was praying for you. Would you like to go to church with me tonight? Me: Uh, I'm going to meet friends at Union Square. Fundie: Do you go to church? Me: No, I don't believe in the church anymore. Fundie: You were raised Christian? Me: Yes Fundie: Do you read the Bible? Me: Yes. Fundie: You should come to my church sometime? She then blessed me and told me I should go to her church with her for the rest of the ride. On the Card I was given A website which is just a Sign Up for their Email. devotional.davidwilkersonglobal.org/example email Anyone else ever been hit on by a Fundie? I did'nt get hit on but rather HIT by a fundie. A couple of years ago, I was traveling by train to orchestra rehearsals, and I was reading the god delusion. Anyway, this woman gets on the train and sits opposite me. All is good until i start getting my stuff together and then all hell ensues once I've closed my book. As I did so the woman opposite me looks at the book, then at me, and back at the book again. the conversation went exactly like this American fundie- "What is THAT you are reading Me-"oh this, its the God delusion by Richard Dawkins" AF- "WHAT...... what do you mean God Delusion?" M-it really a very interest.... (i got butted in at this point) AF- "I know what it means, are you some kind of evil, scum sucking, stinkin Atheist" M-"well I find your description slightly offensive, but yes, I'm an Atheist. so what"? AF-(shouting)"so what, SOOOO WHAT, You people disgust me,with your i want some proof, and you're god is make believe, and that homos are people too. Well let me tell you, when Jesus comes and I get raptured, I can't wait to see you falling to your knees, trying to repent for your evil sinful ways....thats right, I'm going to laugh when you pieces of shit kind go to that place and burn in hell, and get tortured by Satan, I'll be laughing at you in heaven with my husband Jesus!" m- I think you are missing the point, there is no hell, no god, no angels, no daemon's, no heaven and no god" she reaches over as i pick up my violin case, i turn round to face her then....... SMACK. right across the face. her face glowing almost red. AF-when you get off this train I hope you hear that your family have died, and are burning in hell, you vile deamonchild of the Devil. At this i just walked off the train in total bemusement. with my fellow passengers looking equally shocked... madness, pure madness. What a crazy psycho bitch
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Post by yojetak on Sept 4, 2009 3:25:38 GMT -5
Sorry, but I wouldn't take this too seriously. A lot of churches encourage the young girls to try and convert young boys. Yeah, I was guilty of this shit as a young teenager. Sigh, I was too. Stupid youth groups.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 4, 2009 3:40:59 GMT -5
Nope, never been hit on by a fundie. I guess its because I exude an aura of either a) "Fuck off." or b) fear. Maybe both. Aura of Fear...what a wonderful ability. ;D
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Post by Vypernight on Sept 4, 2009 4:56:16 GMT -5
"Would you like to attend church with me? By the way, I'm a Vaginalist."
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 4, 2009 4:56:57 GMT -5
Yes, yes, and more yes.
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Post by Marc on Sept 4, 2009 5:23:23 GMT -5
I got on the Bus to take me over the bridge from SI to Brooklyn. While walking to the back to take a seat this chick about my age maybe a year or two older (I'm 22)glances up at me. I don't think much of it I am in uniform and people look at me all the time 'cause of that. When I sat down she glanced at me looked at the floor, repeated several times in a short time. Now I'm not that confident in myself so I thought it was cool. She then stares at the ground the whole trip over the bridge. So right when I convinced myself I was wrong about being checked out she slid over introduced herself and handed me a business card. I was like Damn! she moves fast, then I was like damn.. Fundie: I was praying for you. Would you like to go to church with me tonight? Me: Uh, I'm going to meet friends at Union Square. Fundie: Do you go to church? Me: No, I don't believe in the church anymore. Fundie: You were raised Christian? Me: Yes Fundie: Do you read the Bible? Me: Yes. Fundie: You should come to my church sometime? She then blessed me and told me I should go to her church with her for the rest of the ride. On the Card I was given A website which is just a Sign Up for their Email. devotional.davidwilkersonglobal.org/example email Anyone else ever been hit on by a Fundie? Flirty FishesMarc
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Post by Marc on Sept 4, 2009 5:24:42 GMT -5
I got on the Bus to take me over the bridge from SI to Brooklyn. While walking to the back to take a seat this chick about my age maybe a year or two older (I'm 22)glances up at me. I don't think much of it I am in uniform and people look at me all the time 'cause of that. When I sat down she glanced at me looked at the floor, repeated several times in a short time. Now I'm not that confident in myself so I thought it was cool. She then stares at the ground the whole trip over the bridge. So right when I convinced myself I was wrong about being checked out she slid over introduced herself and handed me a business card. I was like Damn! she moves fast, then I was like damn.. Fundie: I was praying for you. Would you like to go to church with me tonight? Me: Uh, I'm going to meet friends at Union Square. Fundie: Do you go to church? Me: No, I don't believe in the church anymore. Fundie: You were raised Christian? Me: Yes Fundie: Do you read the Bible? Me: Yes. Fundie: You should come to my church sometime? She then blessed me and told me I should go to her church with her for the rest of the ride. On the Card I was given A website which is just a Sign Up for their Email. devotional.davidwilkersonglobal.org/example email Anyone else ever been hit on by a Fundie? I did'nt get hit on but rather HIT by a fundie. A couple of years ago, I was traveling by train to orchestra rehearsals, and I was reading the god delusion. Anyway, this woman gets on the train and sits opposite me. All is good until i start getting my stuff together and then all hell ensues once I've closed my book. As I did so the woman opposite me looks at the book, then at me, and back at the book again. the conversation went exactly like this American fundie- "What is THAT you are reading Me-"oh this, its the God delusion by Richard Dawkins" AF- "WHAT...... what do you mean God Delusion?" M-it really a very interest.... (i got butted in at this point) AF- "I know what it means, are you some kind of evil, scum sucking, stinkin Atheist" M-"well I find your description slightly offensive, but yes, I'm an Atheist. so what"? AF-(shouting)"so what, SOOOO WHAT, You people disgust me,with your i want some proof, and you're god is make believe, and that homos are people too. Well let me tell you, when Jesus comes and I get raptured, I can't wait to see you falling to your knees, trying to repent for your evil sinful ways....thats right, I'm going to laugh when you pieces of shit kind go to that place and burn in hell, and get tortured by Satan, I'll be laughing at you in heaven with my husband Jesus!" m- I think you are missing the point, there is no hell, no god, no angels, no daemon's, no heaven and no god" she reaches over as i pick up my violin case, i turn round to face her then....... SMACK. right across the face. her face glowing almost red. AF-when you get off this train I hope you hear that your family have died, and are burning in hell, you vile deamonchild of the Devil. At this i just walked off the train in total bemusement. with my fellow passengers looking equally shocked... madness, pure madness. That must be that "Christian Love" we keep hearing about. As much as I wouldn't want to have seen you get hit again, it would have been interesting to see what would have happened if you had turned the other cheek... Marc
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Post by xaria on Sept 4, 2009 7:39:13 GMT -5
never been hit on by a fundie (and rarely by non fundies too)
feel like im missing out on something:P
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Post by Jedi Knight on Sept 4, 2009 8:37:55 GMT -5
Sorry, but I wouldn't take this too seriously. A lot of churches encourage the young girls to try and convert young boys. Yeah, I was guilty of this shit as a young teenager. Sigh, I was too. Stupid youth groups. Now that you mention it, when I was in high school, I met several girls from different youth groups. Didn't work with me, I was already allergic to anything "church" or "prayer." I can't remember the conversations I had with them, it has been some years, but one of them ended pretty much like this: Christian girl: So...wanna come with me to my group? We have a meeting tonight, at (insert address I knew belonged to a Church.) JK: No, sorry, I don't think so. I don't believe in God, and I don't want to be told about Jesus. Christian girl: That's a pity. I'll pray for you. JK: Yes, you do that. It won't do any harm. Or anything else. I left her there. I saw her later, when she hit on other guys. I remember this one, as she was uncommonly good-looking.
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 4, 2009 8:40:39 GMT -5
I did'nt get hit on but rather HIT by a fundie. A couple of years ago, I was traveling by train to orchestra rehearsals, and I was reading the god delusion. Anyway, this woman gets on the train and sits opposite me. All is good until i start getting my stuff together and then all hell ensues once I've closed my book. As I did so the woman opposite me looks at the book, then at me, and back at the book again. the conversation went exactly like this American fundie- "What is THAT you are reading Me-"oh this, its the God delusion by Richard Dawkins" AF- "WHAT...... what do you mean God Delusion?" M-it really a very interest.... (i got butted in at this point) AF- "I know what it means, are you some kind of evil, scum sucking, stinkin Atheist" M-"well I find your description slightly offensive, but yes, I'm an Atheist. so what"? AF-(shouting)"so what, SOOOO WHAT, You people disgust me,with your i want some proof, and you're god is make believe, and that homos are people too. Well let me tell you, when Jesus comes and I get raptured, I can't wait to see you falling to your knees, trying to repent for your evil sinful ways....thats right, I'm going to laugh when you pieces of shit kind go to that place and burn in hell, and get tortured by Satan, I'll be laughing at you in heaven with my husband Jesus!" m- I think you are missing the point, there is no hell, no god, no angels, no daemon's, no heaven and no god" she reaches over as i pick up my violin case, i turn round to face her then....... SMACK. right across the face. her face glowing almost red. AF-when you get off this train I hope you hear that your family have died, and are burning in hell, you vile deamonchild of the Devil. At this i just walked off the train in total bemusement. with my fellow passengers looking equally shocked... madness, pure madness. You had a perfectly good violin case and you didn't hit her over the head with it? I would. It gets even worse when you consider I'm a trombonist. I rarely get hit on, and never by a fundie. I've been told I'm hard to approach, so I'm betting even most people who would want to would be deterred. That, and the way I tend to leave fundies lying in my verbal wake...
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Post by caseagainstfaith on Sept 4, 2009 9:23:02 GMT -5
5 bucks says it was a rapture ready retard (person from the forum)..any takers?
Also sadly that is how I got roped into Christianity, wasn't the parents dragging me off, it was a girl I liked when I was young....(damn women and their mind control - just kidding)
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Post by Lady Renae on Sept 4, 2009 11:56:51 GMT -5
I managed to get myself engaged to a fundie going into the priesthood, and I was the one who popped the question.
Yes, that's right. I was voluntarily vying for the position of preacher's wife. Not just wife either, but wifey. I was trying to be preacher's wifey.
Then this friend of mine snuck over to my house to watch movies and ended up taking my shirt off. No more future preacher's wifey.
By the way, the fundie guy isn't so fundie anymore. Still a believer, but neither fundie nor a preacher. He dropped out of preacher school and went into the military, and last I heard he was happily married with a kid and still played Pokemon. ^-^
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Sept 4, 2009 11:59:40 GMT -5
I managed to get myself engaged to a fundie going into the priesthood, and I was the one who popped the question. Yes, that's right. I was voluntarily vying for the position of preacher's wife. Not just wife either, but wifey. I was trying to be preacher's wifey. Then this friend of mine snuck over to my house to watch movies and ended up taking my shirt off. No more future preacher's wifey. By the way, the fundie guy isn't so fundie anymore. Still a believer, but neither fundie nor a preacher. He dropped out of preacher school and went into the military, and last I heard he was happily married with a kid and still played Pokemon. ^-^ *shudders at the thought of Mammaris' avatar taking such a path in life*You'll have to remind me to thank this friend of yours sometime.
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Post by tygerarmy on Sept 4, 2009 13:19:34 GMT -5
I'm aware of FFing. No clue on whether she was hitting on me for Jesus or if she was hitting on me with Jesus.
Damn, AtheistCrusader that's what you get for reading a book that's not the Bible.
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Post by ironbite on Sept 4, 2009 13:54:21 GMT -5
I managed to get myself engaged to a fundie going into the priesthood, and I was the one who popped the question. Yes, that's right. I was voluntarily vying for the position of preacher's wife. Not just wife either, but wifey. I was trying to be preacher's wifey. Then this friend of mine snuck over to my house to watch movies and ended up taking my shirt off. No more future preacher's wifey. By the way, the fundie guy isn't so fundie anymore. Still a believer, but neither fundie nor a preacher. He dropped out of preacher school and went into the military, and last I heard he was happily married with a kid and still played Pokemon. ^-^ *shudders at the thought of Mammaris' avatar taking such a path in life*You'll have to remind me to thank this friend of yours sometime. And yet according the quantum theory, in one universe she did become a preacher's wifey.........WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW THAT'S DEPRESSING! Ironbite-*self destructs*
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