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Post by jordan666 on Nov 8, 2009 10:51:22 GMT -5
Sorry if this is already here somewhere, but I thought it would be a decent idea.
If this is in the wrong place, feel free to move it.
Well, the JW's came to my uncle's house once. Rang the bell, and he opened the door completely naked. He leaned against the doorframe, with a completely serious face, "Can I help you?"
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Post by peanutfan on Nov 8, 2009 13:22:24 GMT -5
I've never actually done that, but that's more for lack of JWs showing up at my front door. I want to, though!
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Post by jordan666 on Nov 8, 2009 19:21:30 GMT -5
Yeah I don't get many here either.
I only got one this year. O opened the door, closed it and yelled "FUCK ITS THEM" then opened it again to talk. Their faces were priceless.
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Post by ottery on Nov 8, 2009 19:52:18 GMT -5
They once came to my door, and asked me if my mommy was home. How old was I? 20. My room mate was laughing her ass off behind my back as I glared at them.
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Post by ironbite on Nov 8, 2009 19:59:04 GMT -5
Well...was your mommy home?
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Post by ottery on Nov 8, 2009 20:09:55 GMT -5
Well...was your mommy home? No, she wasn't. XD I was renting the apartment with a friend, and my mum lived 2 hours away. |
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Post by ironbite on Nov 8, 2009 20:10:40 GMT -5
Was she home 2 hours away on this day?
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Post by renaissanceblonde on Nov 9, 2009 0:07:57 GMT -5
My mum and I bleated at them and told the sheeple to go back to the steeple. The next time they came around, she threatened to have them charged with trespassing if they ever came back.
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Post by Lucifer on Nov 9, 2009 2:27:37 GMT -5
I once asked all these questions about the bible to annoy them into leaving me alone. You can also sick a dog on the JW.
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Post by giantfossilpenguin on Nov 9, 2009 2:29:19 GMT -5
The last time I was doorknocked I actually ended up speaking with them. In my defence a back injury keeps me out of work and after 6 years of staying at home, alone, talking to anyone is quite attractive.
So, two girls at my door; I'm wearing my, quite badly, stinky bed-stuff (I also have no sense of smell, it was my wife's later reaction to said clothes that alerted me) and hit them with the 'No thanks, I'm an atheist.' We chat and the lead-lady (the other one creeped me out slightly by standing meekly behind the talker, looking doleful/spiritual/gassy) compliments me on a well thought-out position and agrees with science being incredibly important. They then left. My issue is that I really want to know if she was actually telling the truth or was just trying to get me onside and ready for brain removal.
I only think of funny stuff to say when I see threads like this. And then I never remember them. Rats.
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Post by HarlequinGirl on Nov 9, 2009 2:30:06 GMT -5
Im incredibly saddened that we havent had JW knock on our door in years. i now have so much more to say to them now than when i was 12 and my mum would say 'Buddhist' and shut the door.
nevermind that none of our family members are Buddhist.
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Post by mistermuncher on Nov 9, 2009 3:48:19 GMT -5
"Make me a cup of tea, and I'll tell you the word of god!!!" Says he.
"Me Kettle's Broke. Fuck Off" Says I.
I like to think we reached an understanding.
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Post by MeanieMinieMoe on Nov 9, 2009 10:27:04 GMT -5
Two JW's came to my house to promote a convention in the area or something. I told them I was atheist and politely disagreed and corrected what they were trying to tell me and tried to get them to understand that I don't believe the Bible to be accurate.
They ended up coming back a week later with "proof" for me. They were trying to prove that the Bible is completely, 100% accurate. I pulled the "Bats aren't bird, rabbits don't chew their cud" card. One of the girls suddenly got excited and apparently had a whole essay, written by some guy in the 1850's, that "proved" that rabbits chew cud.
After she read it to me, I asked the ladies to hold on. I went inside, grabbed my mini-rex rabbit, Lenore, and then came back out and gave them a full lesson on rabbit anatomy and how it would be physically impossible for a rabbit to chew cud and what that 1850's naturalist had observed was a rabbit eating cecotropes, which is like partially digested poo. I explained in full detail that rabbits cannot throw up, and thus, while cecotropes can be related to cud in a way, it's not the same thing. Lenore was such a trooper for that.
They never came back after I started going on about the inaccuracies of Jesus' family tree.
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Post by Bigg on Nov 9, 2009 10:38:00 GMT -5
we used to get jw and mormons every few weeks here. havent had any knock in years, but they still hit the other houses. ever since i blasted some black metal loud enough to be heard a block away when i caught word they were incoming ( we have an alert system, when theyre spotted nearby we call each other as a warning)they skip my house. if im blasting the devils music, shouldnt i be #1 on the list for my street? or are big scary metalheads too far gone for being saved? i gotta admit, i do miss them (jw) leaving the watchtower. i used to save them for a bit and put them in my friends dads car who had an absolutely all consuming hate for jws.
that was always amusing, hed tell me im the least favorite of his sons friends , go on a rant about them, rant about me being an asshole for putting them in his car,then laugh about it.
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Post by Tiger on Nov 9, 2009 17:06:01 GMT -5
Two JW's came to my house to promote a convention in the area or something. I told them I was atheist and politely disagreed and corrected what they were trying to tell me and tried to get them to understand that I don't believe the Bible to be accurate. They ended up coming back a week later with "proof" for me. They were trying to prove that the Bible is completely, 100% accurate. I pulled the "Bats aren't bird, rabbits don't chew their cud" card. One of the girls suddenly got excited and apparently had a whole essay, written by some guy in the 1850's, that "proved" that rabbits chew cud. After she read it to me, I asked the ladies to hold on. I went inside, grabbed my mini-rex rabbit, Lenore, and then came back out and gave them a full lesson on rabbit anatomy and how it would be physically impossible for a rabbit to chew cud and what that 1850's naturalist had observed was a rabbit eating cecotropes, which is like partially digested poo. I explained in full detail that rabbits cannot throw up, and thus, while cecotropes can be related to cud in a way, it's not the same thing. Lenore was such a trooper for that. They never came back after I started going on about the inaccuracies of Jesus' family tree. Bravo, good sir. |
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