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They seek him here... Dec 23, 2009 12:04:17 GMT -5

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Post by secretsquirrelsock on Dec 23, 2009 12:04:17 GMT -5

They seek him here, they seek him there,
Those Raptards seek him everywhere!
Does he do it from malice, or merely to mock?
That demned elusive SecretSquirrelSock!

For your enjoyment, the latest round of RR raptardery.

rr-bb.com/showthread.php?p=1630324#post1630324 Because Russia is totally mentioned in the Bible... the Cold War ended 20 years ago. Get the fuck over it.

rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=121289 ZOMG! There's someone from the UN in Washington! ITS THE ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT!!!ONE!ELEVEN!!

rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=121078The word "Global" appears in a newspaper. Therefore, the One World Government is apon us. This is indisputable proof we're all about to be rounded up into camps and be marked with the mark of the beast.

rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=75480 Raptard humor. Seriously, you will laugh more than the time you accidentally got your hemorrhoids caught in the blender. Its THAT funny.

rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=88754The anti-Christ is Russia. No wait, its Catholics. No wait, its any attempt to logically and rationally address climate change. No wait, its the UN. No wait! ITS ALIENS! Except they're not aliens, but demons disguised as aliens, with new agers and Arthur C Clarke in cahoots.

Your friendly neighbourhood Raptard correspondant

ironbite God Chibi Does NOT Mean Harmless! I'm the cutest thing ever to come out of the Jurrassic Age. Posts: 8,975	They seek him here... Dec 23, 2009 17:50:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ironbite on Dec 23, 2009 17:50:16 GMT -5 When they find you you tell us who you are. Ironbite-it'll be funny
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catanon Guest	They seek him here... Dec 23, 2009 19:42:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by catanon on Dec 23, 2009 19:42:10 GMT -5 All those threads were just big pieces of WTF?!

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They seek him here... Dec 23, 2009 19:46:49 GMT -5

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Post by incognito on Dec 23, 2009 19:46:49 GMT -5

In the topic with the "you know your a" list, Buzzardhut says

What will you do when Jesus returns to earth, creates His Kingdom in Israel and rules this world with His power?

isn't this one world government?

tbh, i did laugh at that list. of course i didnt read all of it, but it seemed just like any other of those losts where people use misconceptions and exxagerate them. the person saying that christians have misconceptions of atheists and getting smacked down for it was amusing.

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renaissanceblonde Guest	They seek him here... Dec 24, 2009 3:37:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by renaissanceblonde on Dec 24, 2009 3:37:08 GMT -5 Douches. That dyslexic/agnostic joke irritated me.

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They seek him here... Dec 24, 2009 7:08:25 GMT -5

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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Dec 24, 2009 7:08:25 GMT -5

I only read the first thread and was hella disturbed by it.

It's like they want to die yet they still cling to their dillusional life living off of their false hopes and dreams.

A wise man once said "Happiness is a warm gun."

Apr 30, 2011 5:32:35 GMT -5 Deimos said:

Its like arts and crafts of molesting home objects

Khaine Full Member Posts: 180	They seek him here... Dec 24, 2009 10:46:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Khaine on Dec 24, 2009 10:46:04 GMT -5 Dec 23, 2009 19:42:10 GMT -5 @catanon said: All those threads were just big pieces of WTF?! You just described 99.9% of all the material posted on Rapture Ready!
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They seek him here... Dec 24, 2009 11:12:33 GMT -5

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Post by David D.G. on Dec 24, 2009 11:12:33 GMT -5

Dec 23, 2009 12:04:17 GMT -5 secretsquirrelsock said:

They seek him here, they seek him there,
Those Raptards seek him everywhere!
Does he do it from malice, or merely to mock?
That demned elusive SecretSquirrelSock!

I liked The Scarlet Pimpernel, too!

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Admiral Lithp God Winner of the 09/'09 Epic Nailed It! Award Veni veni venias, neme more facias, Snailiroth! Posts: 9,240	They seek him here... Dec 24, 2009 13:37:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 24, 2009 13:37:14 GMT -5 Dec 24, 2009 3:37:08 GMT -5 @renaissanceblonde said: Douches. That dyslexic/agnostic joke irritated me. I love that joke.
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They seek him here... Dec 24, 2009 13:40:44 GMT -5

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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 24, 2009 13:40:44 GMT -5

Ummm....LEAD to? Where have you been? Mr Gog...you've seen it first hand at an elementary school, right in your neighborhood.

Am I missing something, or are they referring to an event that had nothing to do with Islam?

Also, I forgot how hella stupid Buzzardhut's list was.

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"[Lithp] has an avatar that looks like a seedy goth opening the door to a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses after a hard nights drinking."~tolpuddlemartyr

"Obama bows before the muslim world and fundies go apeshit. Bush goes on a date with it and they have no problem."~Tgrwlf

Vene God Attention Whore Bishiftual Posts: 9,369	They seek him here... Dec 24, 2009 15:57:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vene on Dec 24, 2009 15:57:46 GMT -5 I find it sad that Landover, a bunch of Poes, knows the Bible better than Rapture Ready.

Jodie God Birthday Usurper (of Doom) SCIENCE HARDER DAMMIT! Posts: 1,552	They seek him here... Dec 24, 2009 17:26:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jodie on Dec 24, 2009 17:26:30 GMT -5 I think my brain just melted. Seriously, these delusional suicidal freaks are too much.
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dasfuchs God Prussians, the original Godwins Posts: 5,018	They seek him here... Dec 24, 2009 19:44:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dasfuchs on Dec 24, 2009 19:44:07 GMT -5 Dec 24, 2009 15:57:46 GMT -5 Vene said: I find it sad that Landover, a bunch of Poes, knows the Bible better than Rapture Ready. I find it even sadder that non christians know the bible better than RR

Jedi Knight God Posts: 1,041	They seek him here... Dec 24, 2009 21:38:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jedi Knight on Dec 24, 2009 21:38:32 GMT -5 What did you expect? I don't think it is possible to be a fundie and know the Bible.
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They seek him here... Dec 25, 2009 0:05:37 GMT -5

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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 25, 2009 0:05:37 GMT -5

Dec 24, 2009 13:40:44 GMT -5 Admiral Lithp said:

Ummm....LEAD to? Where have you been? Mr Gog...you've seen it first hand at an elementary school, right in your neighborhood.

Am I missing something, or are they referring to an event that had nothing to do with Islam?

Also, I forgot how hella stupid Buzzardhut's list was.

Not to blatantly attention whore, but I was a member when that list was first made.

I'm a fuckin' piece of history!

"I'll have to keep an eye out for male genitals next time I'm looking at statues of naked women."~MaybeNever

"[Lithp] has an avatar that looks like a seedy goth opening the door to a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses after a hard nights drinking."~tolpuddlemartyr

"Obama bows before the muslim world and fundies go apeshit. Bush goes on a date with it and they have no problem."~Tgrwlf

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Post by renaissanceblonde on Dec 24, 2009 3:37:08 GMT -5

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Post by David D.G. on Dec 24, 2009 11:12:33 GMT -5

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Post by Vene on Dec 24, 2009 15:57:46 GMT -5

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