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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 14, 2011 19:49:39 GMT -5
Granted, electricity stopped working for a 250 mile radius around your house. There is now way less light pollution.
I wish my my computer and camera would fix themselves.
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Post by Wykked Wytch on Dec 14, 2011 19:50:54 GMT -5
Granted. Now they have sentience and are capable of taking over the world by raising a robot army.
I wish I had no homework.
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 14, 2011 20:16:46 GMT -5
Granted, you drop out of school. Now you just have to work 60 hours a week for minimum wage the rest of your life.
I wish I could sleep with my textbook under my pillow and wake up able to understand the entire thing.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 14, 2011 23:48:29 GMT -5
HYBY118223D1 At night when I look at Boris' goatee lying on the pillow I get hysterical. O Tania, Uggs Clearance Sale where now is that warm cunt of yours, those fat, heavy garters, those soft, bulging thighs? There is a bone in my Discount Uggs Boots prick six inches long. I will ream out every wrinkle in your cunt, Tania, big with seed. I will send you home New Uggs to your Sylvester with an ache in your belly and your womb turned inside out. Your Sylvester! Yes, Short Uggs he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a cunt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tall Uggs Tania, I make your ovaries incandescent. Your Sylvester is a little jealous now? He feels something, does he? He feels the remnants of my big prick. I have set the shores a little wider. I have ironed out the wrinkles. After me you can take on stallions, bulls, rams, drakes, St. Bernards. You can stuff toads, bats, lizards up your rectum. You can shit arpeggios if you like, or string a zither across your navel. I am fucking you, Tania, so that Uggs Paisley Boots 5831 For Women you'll stay fucked. And if you are afraid of being fucked publicly I will fuck you privately. I will tear off a few hairs from your cunt and paste them on Boris' canada goose jackets chin. I will bite into your clitoris and spit out two franc pieces… WTF is this?!
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Post by ironbite on Dec 14, 2011 23:51:38 GMT -5
It's called a spam bot
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 15, 2011 0:04:30 GMT -5
Nuuuuu, my wish
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 15, 2011 4:41:24 GMT -5
Granted but you can only store one text book at a time and sleeping with another completely erases all the last text book knowledge.
I wish my sentient electronics to do my bidding.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Dec 15, 2011 8:21:55 GMT -5
Granted - they do your bidding and more... Eventually they become self aware. Two days later, they launch a nuclear attack on mankind. A war between the surviving human population and the machine army ensues. The humans unite behind General John Connor, the enigmatic leader of the resistance. The machines send one of their kind back in time, intent on destroying General Connor's mother before he is born. The machine fails because his creators neglected to teach him to read. Instead, he became Governor of California...
I wish movie theatres did not charge so much for their munchies.
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Post by tgrwulf on Dec 16, 2011 20:42:47 GMT -5
Granted, but they're now filled with cockroaches and spiders. Have fun!
I wish that my parents weren't so uptight when it comes to metal stuff.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Dec 16, 2011 20:44:32 GMT -5
Granted, but they hate plastic stuff.
I wish it were physically impossible for kids to make any sound louder than 2 decibels.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 16, 2011 23:15:45 GMT -5
Granted. One day they wind up in a dangerous situation and you cannot hear their calls for help.
I wish that SOPA and NDAA did not pass.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Dec 16, 2011 23:18:44 GMT -5
Granted. One day they wind up in a dangerous situation and you cannot hear their calls for help. ...Yeah, so? Granted, but SGOY, GSPJY, ASNGIR and AAGOEBNHTSE did pass, and let me tell you those guys are far far worse. I wish for an infinite supply of chips.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Dec 20, 2011 11:12:48 GMT -5
Granted, but they are only available in obscure flavours that you do not like e.g. hedgehog, booger, earwax, traffic warden.
I wish I could have sushi more often.
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Post by Khris on Dec 21, 2011 13:34:43 GMT -5
Granted but it will always be made by a man who masturbates feverishly and never washes his hands and he has a number of STD's enjoy
I wish my beard wouldn't grow back two weeks after i shave it.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 21, 2011 18:06:44 GMT -5
Granted. Two weeks later, you are murdered by a serial killer who kills cleanshaven men.
I wish I had more work ethic.
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