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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 10, 2010 20:27:20 GMT -5
Granted, but you get Ironbite too. I wish I had new strings for my bass guitar. It wasn't worth it. IT WASN'T WORTH IT! Also: Granted. You get nothing. I wish Ironbite was gone.
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Post by ironbite on Jan 10, 2010 20:34:00 GMT -5
Granted but now you have to deal with my much more annoying personality Shadow.
Ironbite-I wish I had a Gamedroid 2X.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 10, 2010 20:49:15 GMT -5
Granted, but it was made by Skynet and kills you.
I wish Profoundly Undecided wish from the last page was acknowledged.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jan 10, 2010 20:55:55 GMT -5
EDIT: Damn you Harley and your ninja posts.
Granted, said aknowledgement lead to the thread being derailed into a skyfire flame fest which in turn somehow lead to Cait being banned and Distind being replaced by Carico.
I wish I could get laid (with an attractive cisgirl who is young but legal, not carrying any STDs, infertile, not into vore/scat/anything else that falls under my "do not want" list, who will immediately leave straight after I'm done forever (and not in a way that could get me arrested for murder or cause anything else bad to happen), will not demand a payment of any sort and in general will not do anything to embarrass, injure or piss me off before, during or afterwards and that overall this wish will not cause anything even remotely bad to happen to me or in any way, shape or form change any aspect of my life (no matter how small) for the worse.
Do your worst bitches!
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Post by Bluefinger on Jan 10, 2010 21:49:00 GMT -5
EDIT: Damn you Harley and your ninja posts. Granted, said aknowledgement lead to the thread being derailed into a skyfire flame fest which in turn somehow lead to Cait being banned and Distind being replaced by Carico. I wish I could get laid (with an attractive cisgirl who is young but legal, not carrying any STDs, infertile, not into vore/scat/anything else that falls under my "do not want" list, who will immediately leave straight after I'm done forever (and not in a way that could get me arrested for murder or cause anything else bad to happen), will not demand a payment of any sort and in general will not do anything to embarrass, injure or piss me off before, during or afterwards and that overall this wish will not cause anything even remotely bad to happen to me or in any way, shape or form change any aspect of my life (no matter how small) for the worse. Do your worst bitches! Granted, but you get walked in on in the middle of the sexings by the girl's mother, who turns out to be Sarah Palin. I wish to have a cyborg body, a la Ghost In The Shell.
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Post by gomer21xx on Jan 10, 2010 21:52:02 GMT -5
Edit: Dammit, man!
Granted, but the body has no power.
I wish I could bone the Nostalgia Chick.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 10, 2010 22:06:30 GMT -5
Granted, but she gives you AIDS.
I wish I had a job.
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Post by ironbite on Jan 10, 2010 22:08:34 GMT -5
Granted. You're a fluffer on a gay porn set.
Ironbite-I wish Skyfire would die.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 10, 2010 22:34:08 GMT -5
Granted, but his persona is integrated into your core programming.
I wish I was God.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 10, 2010 22:37:05 GMT -5
Granted, but you die in a way that was wicked lame. Like Odin, but y'know, not awesome.
I wish it would rain.
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Post by ironbite on Jan 10, 2010 22:37:14 GMT -5
Granted. You don't exist anymore.
Ironbite-I wish I could bang Haley Smith.
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Post by Undecided on Jan 10, 2010 22:54:30 GMT -5
Granted. You don't exist anymore. Ironbite-I wish I could bang Haley Smith. Granted. Here's your revolver. I wish that disease didn't exist.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Jan 10, 2010 23:19:10 GMT -5
Granted, but humanity now dies the instant they drink water. I wish I had more Dr. Pepper. [aside] Granted, but you are resigned to travel with a circus made entirely of evil automata. The hell does me traveling with evil robots have to do with having telekinesis, and how does that count as a corruption of my wish? That'd make me happy. [/aside]
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 10, 2010 23:26:48 GMT -5
Granted, but it's flat.
I wish it would rain.
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Post by ironbite on Jan 10, 2010 23:35:19 GMT -5
Granted. Noah's Ark will not be picking you up.
Ironbite-I wish the Simpson's would go off the air.
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