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Post by twingle93 on Jan 10, 2010 0:08:48 GMT -5
Do you think that the people at Rapture Ready, particularly the women, think, at least on some level, that they will be part of a harem-like arrangement when they get to Heaven?
I mean the church is often called the "bride of Christ" and we've all read quotes from Rapture Ready like this one.
They're so terribly repressed...
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 10, 2010 0:10:04 GMT -5
Yes, it is quite disturbing, isn't it?
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Post by wmdkitty on Jan 10, 2010 0:13:54 GMT -5
If I weren't busy laughing at them, I'd be weeping for humanity.
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Post by twingle93 on Jan 10, 2010 0:20:56 GMT -5
If not a harem, then I guess at least clinging to his leg like those Conan covers.  |
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Post by Mira on Jan 10, 2010 0:22:27 GMT -5
*Read as Chris Hansen*
*Reads OP*
*Backs away slowly*
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Post by lonelocust on Jan 10, 2010 1:01:51 GMT -5
There are a disturbing number of highly sexualized versions of what the RR people are going to do with Jesus. So, in answer to your question, I'm going to have to say "yes", though I think they'd consciously utterly deny the sexualization that they clearly are putting into their ideas in that realm.
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Post by Haseen on Jan 10, 2010 5:36:49 GMT -5
The rapture wife fantasies tend to involve a ton of face time with Jesus, which would be impossible without spawning thousands of replica Jesuses. If there are any contradictions or weird implications to your fantasies, don't worry or think about it.
There's always a power for it.
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Post by m52nickerson on Jan 10, 2010 17:38:14 GMT -5
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Post by ironbite on Jan 10, 2010 17:47:43 GMT -5
Jesus is gonna have alot of ladies to please.
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Post by ostravan on Jan 11, 2010 5:08:01 GMT -5
Jesus has come back as Tiger Woods.
Rupture Ready, your fucking Messiah has returned and totally ignored you.
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Post by objettrouve24 on Jan 11, 2010 5:15:02 GMT -5
You know, I asked my pastor about that in high school. He told me that since god can be everywhere at once, he'll just meet with everyone at the same time. ... So god is kinda like Dr. Manhatten?  |
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Post by The Lazy One on Jan 11, 2010 6:19:49 GMT -5
I think that they don't really realize quite how they sound. They honestly think that they are just expressing their devotion, not realizing that to the rest of the world they sound like a bunch of creepers.
That said, I do think that they project some of their fantasies towards their god. I think that they hope they might find the satisfaction that they could not find on earth in heaven.
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Post by Vypernight on Jan 11, 2010 6:40:02 GMT -5
So if you want to 'deflower' a fundie woman, just get her convinced that you're either God or Jesus. She'll kiss you head-to-toe. She'll be all over your waist. She'll bend down and . . . nevermind.
Never thought I'd see the day where an RR thread came dangerously close to becoming NSFW here.
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Post by Paradox on Jan 13, 2010 16:47:28 GMT -5
You know, I asked my pastor about that in high school. He told me that since god can be everywhere at once, he'll just meet with everyone at the same time. ... So god is kinda like Dr. Manhatten? God is Dr. Manhatten. Didn't you read the comic? |
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Post by objettrouve24 on Jan 15, 2010 12:28:33 GMT -5
God is Dr. Manhatten. Didn't you read the comic? Admittedly, I haven't had a chance to read all that much. My brother has it, I'll have to get that from him. I'm working on Fable right now. |
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