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Post by devilschaplain2 on Feb 20, 2010 22:40:12 GMT -5
Okay so every semester we get this fundie campus preacher visiting us and protesting everything from evolution to abortion to homosexuality, and this time our gay-straight alliance is going to be protesting him. So now we need some protest slogans for our signs. At the moment I can't think of anything too spectacular so if anyone wants they can give me some ideas for some good slogans. I'd like for them to be witty but with no swearing or anything inappropriate--there are only so many things I can get away with even on a college campus.
(One example of a slogan I like that gets used on the mainpage is "Lying for Jesus is Still Lying", so I'm totally using that.)
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Post by John E on Feb 20, 2010 23:01:31 GMT -5
"Jesus was a socialist liberal" would probably do a good job of pissing him off.
Or you could do a version of that one with a picture of Thor that says "My god has a hammer. Yours was nailed to a cross. Any questions?"
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Post by yojetak on Feb 20, 2010 23:01:44 GMT -5
Your mother was a hamster.
I came for the beer.
This is a sign.
I'm ANGRY.
Sucky sucky. Two Dorra.
I hate snow.
Me love you long time.
Your father smelt of elderberries.
i never finish anyth
Meat is murder. Tasty, Tasty murder.
What would raptor Jesus Do?
UPDOG
I only like NY as a friend.
WITH GREAT MOUSTACHE comes great responsibility
WORDS ON A POSTER
WWJD For a klondike bar?
i put the in lazy
Hitler was right... donuts are delicious.
Polite as Fuck.
what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
That's my stapler.
A witty saying proves nothing. -Voltarie
this is my a list material. You better appreciate it!
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Post by John E on Feb 20, 2010 23:02:49 GMT -5
You forgot "I fart in your general direction."
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Feb 20, 2010 23:09:35 GMT -5
Your mother was a hamster. I came for the beer. This is a sign. I'm ANGRY. Sucky sucky. Two Dorra. I hate snow. Me love you long time. Your father smelt of elderberries. i never finish anyth Meat is murder. Tasty, Tasty murder. What would raptor Jesus Do? UPDOG I only like NY as a friend. WITH GREAT MOUSTACHE comes great responsibility WORDS ON A POSTER WWJD For a klondike bar? i put the in lazy Hitler was right... donuts are delicious. Polite as Fuck. what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick? That's my stapler. A witty saying proves nothing. -Voltarie this is my a list material. You better appreciate it! Someone's a T-Shirt Hell fan... ;D
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Post by Lucifer on Feb 20, 2010 23:47:43 GMT -5
"Vote for the Jesus, the Liberal Jew!" or "Jesus, The Prototype Hippy, a hater of Man?" would do.
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Post by kristine on Feb 21, 2010 4:53:22 GMT -5
My favorite pro-choice one was: Not Every Ejaculation Deserves a Nameand I do like this one this too how about this one Born Once - my mother got it right the first timeor Born once and doing just fine.Jesus had 2 daddies
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Post by rookie on Feb 21, 2010 16:40:48 GMT -5
My god's better than your god.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Feb 21, 2010 16:53:20 GMT -5
Update: I think our campus Christian group will be protesting with us as well, so I guess mocking Christianity might not work in this scenario either.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Feb 21, 2010 17:00:32 GMT -5
It's straight to hell, not gay to hell. But then again, there's always this:
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Post by CtraK on Feb 21, 2010 18:06:41 GMT -5
"Go Stick Your Head In A Pig".
...just to add another cultural reference to all this.
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Post by John E on Feb 21, 2010 19:06:18 GMT -5
Update: I think our campus Christian group will be protesting with us as well, so I guess mocking Christianity might not work in this scenario either. Then how about "God bless everyone. No exceptions."
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Post by davedan on Feb 21, 2010 20:47:49 GMT -5
I saw this one at the San Fran counter WBC rally - 3 signs in a row
"God's never gonna let you down" "God's never gonna to pick you up" "God's never gonna run around and desert you"
cracked me up
I also love "this is a sign"
"Who would Jesus stone"
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Post by Art Vandelay on Feb 21, 2010 22:22:16 GMT -5
"Judgement day is here: Show your tits and I will judge them" "LOUD NOISES!"
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Feb 22, 2010 2:32:20 GMT -5
God Hates Straights.
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