Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Mar 29, 2010 21:36:40 GMT -5
The room was dark with only a little light poking in through the closed curtains. His face was barely illuminated as his lighter sparked.
His face was gruff and begining to show signs of age, but his red hair was slightly less red than the flame of his lighter. His eyes covered by dark sunglasses, he lit a cigarette and released the pump extinguishing the flame.
"I'll fucking kick you out of my bed if you're a virgin!" an extremely angry voice exclaimed.
"Kick me out of bed and I'll leave you forever... until I return three days later, but mark my words I'll leave you forever someday!" the middle-aged redhaired male shouted back taking a long drag off his cigarette exhaling the smoke as he climbed into bed.
"Are you a virgin?" the angry voice asked coming from another middle-aged male sitting on the edge of the bed hunched over.
The room was dark and the only light came from the redheads cigarette and the pale moonlight that poked in through the closed curtains.
"Answer before I finish lacing my steel-toed work boots."
"I most certainly am not a virgin. What about you?" the redhead asked.
"Pfft, no! Now that that's out of the way, let's get this non-virgin sex going. I'm still gonna wear my virgin kicking boots though."
His voice was no longer filled with rage, but it certainly wasn't filled with joy. He was a man who probably hasn't smiled or laughed out of happyness in years. No matter what his mood was, it always sounded angry.
"I have a possibly unhealthy obsession with redheads. It could be because I'm a redhead, but it could also be because redheads are sexy, which they most certainly are. Are you a redhead? If not I'm gonna pretend you are." the redhead asked taking a final drag off his cigarette before smothering on the cold, steel headboard.
"I'm brunette except from where my hair is begining to thin. By the way, I'm Jinxxed."
"I'm Redhunter. Red for short."
"That's a totally unvirgin name, Red." Jinxxed said
"Your name is totally not redhead related, Jinxxed. Either way, I don't care, I'll probably throw a hissy fit afterwards and leave you for a few days. It's my thing, you know."
The couple argued for an additional ten minutes, Redhunter lighting another cigarette before the two began to consumate their newly sparked relationship.
"What the fuck are you doing, you virgin! This is why I hate virgins, they don't know shit about how to handle my penis!" Jinxxed shouted in anger.
"That's cause I'm a guy, you fucking crybaby! We can't just rub two sticks together to get a spark." Red shouted back his cigarette falling from his mouth and landing on Jinxxed's chest who let out an angry scream.
"Virgin!"
"Grow up and turn over so Swinging Pete can brand you."
Red took the cigarette off Jinxxed's chest and returned it to his mouth, harshly turning Jinxxed over onto his stomach.
"Get on all fours and say my name, bitch." Red demaned.
"Redhunter!" Jinxxed shouted getting on all fours.
"No, damn it! Call me Swinging Pete while I'm inside you." Red barked cuffing Jinxxed on the back of the head.
"Oh, Swinging Pete, brand me! Brand me like a whore!" Jinxxed moaned angirly with ecstasy.
"I haven't even done anything and you're already spent... Virgin!"
Redhunter dropped his cigarette on Jinxxed's back who gasped in pain and anger as he spun around pushing Redhunter away.
"These boots were made for kicking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna kick you like a virgin whore!" Jinxxed sang with rage as he kicked Redhunter in the chest knocking him off the bed.
"Fuck you, you crybaby virgin. Why don't you continue BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWing while I leave. You haven't seen the last of me. Goodbye forever." Redhunter said as he stood up and left the room leaving Jinxxed lying on the bed in his own pre-mature wet spot.
Three days later Redhunter returned and the cycle continued for a year until Redhunter left him forever.
His face was gruff and begining to show signs of age, but his red hair was slightly less red than the flame of his lighter. His eyes covered by dark sunglasses, he lit a cigarette and released the pump extinguishing the flame.
"I'll fucking kick you out of my bed if you're a virgin!" an extremely angry voice exclaimed.
"Kick me out of bed and I'll leave you forever... until I return three days later, but mark my words I'll leave you forever someday!" the middle-aged redhaired male shouted back taking a long drag off his cigarette exhaling the smoke as he climbed into bed.
"Are you a virgin?" the angry voice asked coming from another middle-aged male sitting on the edge of the bed hunched over.
The room was dark and the only light came from the redheads cigarette and the pale moonlight that poked in through the closed curtains.
"Answer before I finish lacing my steel-toed work boots."
"I most certainly am not a virgin. What about you?" the redhead asked.
"Pfft, no! Now that that's out of the way, let's get this non-virgin sex going. I'm still gonna wear my virgin kicking boots though."
His voice was no longer filled with rage, but it certainly wasn't filled with joy. He was a man who probably hasn't smiled or laughed out of happyness in years. No matter what his mood was, it always sounded angry.
"I have a possibly unhealthy obsession with redheads. It could be because I'm a redhead, but it could also be because redheads are sexy, which they most certainly are. Are you a redhead? If not I'm gonna pretend you are." the redhead asked taking a final drag off his cigarette before smothering on the cold, steel headboard.
"I'm brunette except from where my hair is begining to thin. By the way, I'm Jinxxed."
"I'm Redhunter. Red for short."
"That's a totally unvirgin name, Red." Jinxxed said
"Your name is totally not redhead related, Jinxxed. Either way, I don't care, I'll probably throw a hissy fit afterwards and leave you for a few days. It's my thing, you know."
The couple argued for an additional ten minutes, Redhunter lighting another cigarette before the two began to consumate their newly sparked relationship.
"What the fuck are you doing, you virgin! This is why I hate virgins, they don't know shit about how to handle my penis!" Jinxxed shouted in anger.
"That's cause I'm a guy, you fucking crybaby! We can't just rub two sticks together to get a spark." Red shouted back his cigarette falling from his mouth and landing on Jinxxed's chest who let out an angry scream.
"Virgin!"
"Grow up and turn over so Swinging Pete can brand you."
Red took the cigarette off Jinxxed's chest and returned it to his mouth, harshly turning Jinxxed over onto his stomach.
"Get on all fours and say my name, bitch." Red demaned.
"Redhunter!" Jinxxed shouted getting on all fours.
"No, damn it! Call me Swinging Pete while I'm inside you." Red barked cuffing Jinxxed on the back of the head.
"Oh, Swinging Pete, brand me! Brand me like a whore!" Jinxxed moaned angirly with ecstasy.
"I haven't even done anything and you're already spent... Virgin!"
Redhunter dropped his cigarette on Jinxxed's back who gasped in pain and anger as he spun around pushing Redhunter away.
"These boots were made for kicking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna kick you like a virgin whore!" Jinxxed sang with rage as he kicked Redhunter in the chest knocking him off the bed.
"Fuck you, you crybaby virgin. Why don't you continue BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWing while I leave. You haven't seen the last of me. Goodbye forever." Redhunter said as he stood up and left the room leaving Jinxxed lying on the bed in his own pre-mature wet spot.
Three days later Redhunter returned and the cycle continued for a year until Redhunter left him forever.
