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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jun 2, 2010 19:29:17 GMT -5
missinguniversemuseum.com/index.htmlA picture from the site was posted on the front page, but the stupidity of this website deserves its own thread. Evolution apparently causes animals to grow sausages as appendages and eyes for nipples: So much fail in this one. Wrong, wrong, wrong. He also seems to think that the world is underpopulated because human beings aren't covering every square inch of the planet. And it goes on and on. Excuse me while I facepalm for the next hour...
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Post by worlder on Jun 2, 2010 20:23:53 GMT -5
Evolution plays with a specific set of loaded dice for each species.
And for each toss, the dices get more loaded until an optimal condition is reached. If the desirable conditions change then dices are loaded in a different manner.
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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Jun 2, 2010 20:43:01 GMT -5
They had to find an explanation for the appearence their inbred cousins so they called them Evolution men.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jun 2, 2010 21:16:16 GMT -5
I for one would welcome the addition of corkscrew penises to my armpits.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Jun 2, 2010 22:06:32 GMT -5
I am now convinced there are two Theories of Evolution.
The first is the scientific one that views that a species will mate towards the traits that enable survival. Such traits change depending on the environment. Positive mutations are traits that attract mates, whereas negative mutations will be quickly bred out.
The second is the load of bollocks that Creationists have come with. According to them, evolution is a cow giving birth to a dog, or a creature passing on a ton of negative mutations.
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Post by Lady Renae on Jun 2, 2010 22:12:07 GMT -5
Worlder: the plural of "dice"..... is also "dice", not "dices". For the love of Webster, please observe this. /grammarnazi Has anyone pointed out to them that there actually ARE meaningless growths hanging off the bodies of humans? - the male nipple
- moles
- crotch hair
- loads of types of body hair, actually
- freckles
- birthmarks
- foreskin (which doesn't excuse cutting it off)
- clitoris hood (don't cut that off either)
And that's just the external ones...
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Jun 2, 2010 23:24:03 GMT -5
I personally like the thought of growing hotdogs off of my face and shoulders, as well as eye-nipples.
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Post by davedan on Jun 3, 2010 0:20:49 GMT -5
singular of dice is die
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jun 3, 2010 0:21:17 GMT -5
Or intestines coming out of your chest...
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Post by Lady Renae on Jun 3, 2010 0:25:06 GMT -5
I know, but I didn't feel like going after both at once since he wasn't trying to use a singular. He was trying to plural a plural, which is unnecessary.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jun 3, 2010 0:26:27 GMT -5
I say there, monstrosity: do you know the times?
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Post by davedan on Jun 3, 2010 0:33:25 GMT -5
the evolution man seems to have a lot of penii (or is it penises) perhaps the evolutionary advantage for that would be to get a large number of women pregnant during the one episode of copulation
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Post by POSW on Jun 3, 2010 0:40:22 GMT -5
I for one would welcome the addition of corkscrew penises to my armpits. Ladies and gentlemen, my new signature. As for the picture, I think Morbo might have something to say about it...
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Post by Mira on Jun 3, 2010 0:41:31 GMT -5
the evolution man seems to have a lot of penii (or is it penises) perhaps the evolutionary advantage for that would be to get a large number of women pregnant during the one episode of copulation 'Penises' or 'penes' is the correct pluralisation.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jun 3, 2010 1:30:23 GMT -5
Has anyone pointed out to them that there actually ARE meaningless growths hanging off the bodies of humans? - the male nipple
- moles
- crotch hair
- loads of types of body hair, actually
- freckles
- birthmarks
- foreskin (which doesn't excuse cutting it off)
- clitoris hood (don't cut that off either)
And that's just the external ones... Problem is, creationists don't realize that 'vestigial' means 'unnecessary to survival' rather than 'non-functioning'. They seem to think that something has to be just kind of there, doing nothing, in order to be truly vestigial. Hence the random... things hanging off of poor evolution man. In reality, a working organ can still be vestigial if the function it performs is a pointless one. Ironically, such appendages would have been detrimental to survival, given that a streamlined body is much more agile and those hang-y things present a risk of injury if they get snagged onto something, especially if you're being pursued by a predator. Sexual selection alone would do away with anything like that. And, of course, having your damn intestines hanging out of your chest isn't exactly a benefit in the wild...
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