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Post by Nutcase on Jun 17, 2010 13:41:24 GMT -5
Actually, dinosaur bones were simply placed in the ground by God to test man's faith. To think otherwise is blaaaasphemy.
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Post by Moon Wolfhowl on Jun 21, 2010 13:59:10 GMT -5
is it wrong that I wish they had not included the leaves on creation man? Possibly, but if it's wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jun 21, 2010 17:04:29 GMT -5
I wonder if he has six 'vestigial' penises.
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Post by Radiation on Jun 21, 2010 22:15:55 GMT -5
.... .... So much fail in this one. .... Uhh wouldnt' evolution have weeded out evolution man since growing weird sausages over one's body would impair one's ability to breed? IF anything evolution man is creation man since it's design was done by an arbitrary design. BTW, is it wrong that I wish they had not included the leaves on creation man? I don't know... all that I know is that "Evolution Man" is going to give me nightmares. I mean it looks like something crossed with human and something with penis/sausage shaped tentacles.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Jun 21, 2010 22:21:42 GMT -5
Why didn't they put leaves over "Evolution Man's" extra penises?
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Post by Sleepy on Jun 22, 2010 0:48:41 GMT -5
Are those nipple eyes? I never noticed them.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jun 22, 2010 3:01:35 GMT -5
Those would make breastfeeding rather interesting.
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Post by sonickid01 on Jun 22, 2010 21:29:38 GMT -5
I also like how his outer intestines (?) cross over and form an X.
The first time I saw this pic I was like "holy shit an X-Man where can I be one?" And then I saw that it was a satire of human beings in general and I thought "oh... there's no such thing as the Vestigial Vengeance in the X-Men."
To have intestines in the shape of an X would just scare any villains into simply running for their lives if you ask me.
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Post by smilodon on Jun 22, 2010 23:57:24 GMT -5
I noticed the two feet that were attached to the back. What the hell is that all about? Do the people running that site think humans are descendents of insects?
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Post by Sleepy on Jun 23, 2010 0:04:31 GMT -5
I don't know, but with all those penises, he'd be wasting a lot of seed and killing a lot of possible precious children every day. You'd think they'd stop and realize that.
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Post by Vene on Jun 23, 2010 1:59:40 GMT -5
I noticed the two feet that were attached to the back. What the hell is that all about? Do the people running that site think humans are descendents of insects? Fuck, I don't remember if we are or aren't.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Jun 23, 2010 2:01:23 GMT -5
This Missing Museum thing suddenly makes me think of the scene in DBZ Abridged where Nappa is charging Krillin, who yells "My turn my turn MY TURN!" and Nappa stops dead. Vegeta demands to know what he's doing and Nappa responds "It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him!" And Vegeta sputters and blood trickles out of his nose. When Nappa asks if he's okay Vegeta says that it's just an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Wait... Shit, blood is coming out of my nose too, now.
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Post by smilodon on Jun 23, 2010 6:30:05 GMT -5
I noticed the two feet that were attached to the back. What the hell is that all about? Do the people running that site think humans are descendents of insects? Fuck, I don't remember if we are or aren't. We aren't. Insects descended from early crustaceans and humans descended from early jawless fish. EDIT: I just noticed something; what are all of those different "useless" organs on evolution man anyway? We're only given vague labels decrying how "useless" these organs are, yet we're never told what these organs are at all. So how do we know that those extra organs weren't just drawn there out of fundie desperation?
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Post by MaybeNever on Jun 23, 2010 8:55:40 GMT -5
All of the extra vestigial organs - ALL OF THEM - are penises. Even on evolution woman, who is, tragically for all of us but mostly Mira, not pictured. There could be something Freudian about it, but really it's just that, hey, penises. You know?
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Post by smilodon on Jun 23, 2010 9:59:45 GMT -5
All of the extra vestigial organs - ALL OF THEM - are penises. Even on evolution woman, who is, tragically for all of us but mostly Mira, not pictured. There could be something Freudian about it, but really it's just that, hey, penises. You know? Maybe the museum creators are closeted gays?
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