Post by Julian on Nov 15, 2010 19:49:08 GMT -5
Kind of weird no one went there in the last election. Might be extremely handy for the next one though. (Given the "intelligence" of a large proportion of the electorate)
Google Tea party and Satanism and all you seem to get is rubbish about O'Donnell being a witch back when she wasn't pretending to be a virgin...
But. When you look at LaVeyan Satanism, the following becomes apparent:
* Satanists "appreciate" Ayn Rand more than "Libertarians" do.
* Satanists are big fans of the castle doctrine.
* Satanists say, "Do not take that which does not belong to you - unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved." If that's not "Taxed Enough Already" CRUD, then what is?
* Do not harm young children could potentially be twisted into pro-life nonsense, despite having an essentially pro-choice outlook - all depending upon where you focus, and how you choose to twist the "satanic" prinicples of moral responsibility.
* Destroy your enemies. (Something for the Hawks to fap over!)
* And while Satanists think that religion's a steaming assload of hypocritical shit, there's nothing wrong with coming out with that too. It's not like the Tea party's pretending to be religious, they're just trolling for the religious right dumbasses.
The tricky bit is going to get the Church of Satan to come out AFTER the next Republican pre-selection and get them to endorse tea party candidates, and/or Sarah Palin... (and possibly try to explain that they don't worship the Satan of the bible per se, and that he is just the personification of asshattery...)
The beauty of it, is if you can get "Satanic" sound-bites of victim blaming (which any true Satanist wouldn't do), but essentially parroting Glenn Beck or other right wing "darlings", maybe just a few of the idiots caught up in it all might wake up to themselves.
(After all Satan's bad... Almost as bad as the communist muslim antichrist that's currently in power.)
Google Tea party and Satanism and all you seem to get is rubbish about O'Donnell being a witch back when she wasn't pretending to be a virgin...
But. When you look at LaVeyan Satanism, the following becomes apparent:
* Satanists "appreciate" Ayn Rand more than "Libertarians" do.
* Satanists are big fans of the castle doctrine.
* Satanists say, "Do not take that which does not belong to you - unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved." If that's not "Taxed Enough Already" CRUD, then what is?
* Do not harm young children could potentially be twisted into pro-life nonsense, despite having an essentially pro-choice outlook - all depending upon where you focus, and how you choose to twist the "satanic" prinicples of moral responsibility.
* Destroy your enemies. (Something for the Hawks to fap over!)
* And while Satanists think that religion's a steaming assload of hypocritical shit, there's nothing wrong with coming out with that too. It's not like the Tea party's pretending to be religious, they're just trolling for the religious right dumbasses.
The tricky bit is going to get the Church of Satan to come out AFTER the next Republican pre-selection and get them to endorse tea party candidates, and/or Sarah Palin... (and possibly try to explain that they don't worship the Satan of the bible per se, and that he is just the personification of asshattery...)
The beauty of it, is if you can get "Satanic" sound-bites of victim blaming (which any true Satanist wouldn't do), but essentially parroting Glenn Beck or other right wing "darlings", maybe just a few of the idiots caught up in it all might wake up to themselves.
(After all Satan's bad... Almost as bad as the communist muslim antichrist that's currently in power.)
