If you don’t follow me on Twitter (side-eyeing you), then chances are you missed my apoplectic seizure last Friday during Part 1 of what is essentially Oprah Winfrey’s last ever “Favorite Things” episode. If you’ve never been witness to one of these heartless parades of generosity, it goes. a lil something. like this: Oprah gathers up all of her “favorite things,” and then gives them away to the entire audience. Then, the audience congeals into a giant nuclear missile and rocket launches itself towards the moon. Now while a lot of websites have documented the hee-larious audience reactions to getting some candles and a cashmere sweater, we thought we’d do the world a service and put together a video of all of her Favorite Things of 2010. Pay close attention to what Oprah is telling us about herself.
What did you learn? Me? Pretty sure I learned all about Oprah’s Sundays. Starts off with her roaming around her custom made closet wearing nothing but a cashmere sweater, leggings, sequined Uggs, and Tory Burch flats on her hands, til she heads to the kitchen to make some brownies. A quick stop by her 3-D TV, a couple of Netflix streams, and — would you look at the time — she’s got a cruise to catch! She then stuffs her Coach purse full of Mac N Cheese, hops in her 2012 Beetle (not even released yet!) and drives herself straight into the ocean. The woman is a god among men.
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