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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Nov 25, 2010 15:58:27 GMT -5
Why? Why would someone be fucked up enough to think this is remotely funny? What is going on?
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Post by Shane for Wax on Nov 25, 2010 16:08:56 GMT -5
Found out my BIL is home and is moving to Fort Benning a few hours away from me <3 So no worries of prank calls for my fam.
I still want to eviscerate the twats who think prank calling a service wife is a laughing matter.
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Post by stormwarden on Nov 25, 2010 21:44:36 GMT -5
I dunno, evisceration sounds too nice. And as soon as I can find a punishment fitting the crime, I will get back to you guys...
Now...the box of tentacled horror, or the redneck trees...
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Nov 25, 2010 21:49:41 GMT -5
I love a prank, but come on. There's no reason.
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Post by Tiger on Nov 25, 2010 21:56:56 GMT -5
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Nov 25, 2010 22:50:23 GMT -5
When (s)he's located, the cops shouldn't arrest him/her, they should show up on the perpetrators doorstep and claiming his/her parents and siblings were killed in a horrible car accident.
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Post by Deimos on Nov 26, 2010 1:02:39 GMT -5
Dickheads
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Post by wolfgangravenna on Nov 26, 2010 1:13:37 GMT -5
I dunno, evisceration sounds too nice. And as soon as I can find a punishment fitting the crime, I will get back to you guys... Now...the box of tentacled horror, or the redneck trees... Wait Wait wait...Redneck Trees? Do you read "Something Positive?" Because then we will get along famously. |
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Post by scotsgit on Nov 26, 2010 1:46:45 GMT -5
Slit the guy neck to navel and eviscerate him? Drop him off at the northernmost part of Canada and tell him to walk home. Hint that JCSF snipers will be watching. |
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Post by wolfgangravenna on Nov 26, 2010 1:55:01 GMT -5
Drop him off at the northernmost part of Canada and tell him to walk home. Hint that JCSF snipers will be watching. You...are...so awesome...to my eyes... |
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Post by tygerarmy on Nov 26, 2010 1:56:44 GMT -5
So angry at this.
(S)he should be sent out to go spend some time with the people they said were dead.
And then have to confess to them what (s)he did.
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Post by dasfuchs on Nov 26, 2010 2:11:34 GMT -5
Wow. My best friend's boyfriend is in the Navy. While he's obviously away from the front lines, she never the less worries about him when he's on deployment. I say that, when they find this guy, he gets sentenced to basic. Just going through training with a unit destined for combat action overseas. Spending all day, every day with them. Getting close to them, to know them, to be friends with them. Then, he can just go live his life. Live his life with the knowledge that those men he got got close to, that he spent everyday with, whose stories he got to know all could die at any moment from a roadside bomb or terrorist's bullet. Then, just maybe, he'll understand how much of a super duper asshole he was. Chances are with as assholish this guy already is, that won't affect him any. Not to derail, but this should be a lesson to libertatians. Relying on humans to do what's best without some sort of law and government to punish them when caught won't work |
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Post by erictheblue on Nov 26, 2010 4:48:48 GMT -5
I have a book called "The Book of Executions," listing methods of execution throughout history. Many more ideas... |
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Post by Shane for Wax on Nov 26, 2010 5:12:23 GMT -5
Slit the guy neck to navel and eviscerate him? Drop him off at the northernmost part of Canada and tell him to walk home. Hint that JCSF snipers will be watching. mmm... That works too. |
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