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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Dec 29, 2010 15:13:51 GMT -5
Pretty simple, here. A list of 1001 things that one should not do during a D&D session, lest they piss off the DM. Please, don't steal from Mr. Welsh.
1. I am not allowed to cast True Res on the Fighter's dragonscale armor.
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Post by mechtaur on Dec 29, 2010 16:22:07 GMT -5
2. I am not allowed to pull a "Pun Pun".
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Post by ironbite on Dec 29, 2010 17:20:07 GMT -5
3. I'm not allowed to throw the cleric back down the pit trap he fell into "accidentally".
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Post by Shane for Wax on Dec 29, 2010 17:52:24 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to lick my arrow after I've killed a goblin.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Dec 29, 2010 17:57:09 GMT -5
5. I'm not allowed to cast burning hands after eating beans.
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Post by the sandman on Dec 29, 2010 20:42:38 GMT -5
6. Carrot sticks are not an acceptable "snack" to share.
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Post by ironbite on Dec 29, 2010 21:34:04 GMT -5
7. I am not allowed to steal Angry Joe's kills
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Post by malicious_bloke on Dec 29, 2010 21:35:13 GMT -5
6. Carrot sticks are not an acceptable "snack" to share. 6a. Neither are peanuts. Some of us are allergic to them and they smell like arse. |
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Post by the sandman on Dec 29, 2010 21:48:12 GMT -5
8. I am not allowed to touch another player's dice. 8a. I am not allowed to stick 4 siders to my forehead and pretend they are devil horns. 8b. I will declare which die is high BEFORE I roll percentiles. 8c. I will not use dice with un-inked numbers.  . I will not roll dice in such a way as to establish precedence for a do-over should the roll not be to my liking. 8e. I will not accuse the DM of faking dice results behind the GM screen. |
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Post by MaybeNever on Dec 29, 2010 22:00:45 GMT -5
8e. I will not accuse the DM of faking dice results behind the GM screen. I've always felt that good story-telling and drama are too important to always be left up to chance. |
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Post by the sandman on Dec 29, 2010 22:14:41 GMT -5
8e. I will not accuse the DM of faking dice results behind the GM screen. I've always felt that good story-telling and drama are too important to always be left up to chance. Yeah but no one is supposed to ADMIT that. |
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Post by John E on Dec 29, 2010 22:40:20 GMT -5
I will not quote Montey Python and the Holy Grail.
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Post by malicious_bloke on Dec 30, 2010 0:29:35 GMT -5
I will not quote Montey Python and the Holy Grail. lest the DM sees fit to turn you into a newt? |
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Post by Vene on Dec 30, 2010 0:38:31 GMT -5
I've always felt that good story-telling and drama are too important to always be left up to chance. Yeah but no one is supposed to ADMIT that. Post-roll modifiers ETA: I had my dice taken away from me tonight. And I was the GM. Apparently rolling maximum damage twice in a roll means the dice are cursed. |
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Post by mechtaur on Dec 30, 2010 1:12:48 GMT -5
I will not make my cleric worship the DM and expect him to fulfill my wishes as a result.
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. I will not roll dice in such a way as to establish precedence for a do-over should the roll not be to my liking.
