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Post by sidburn on Jan 1, 2011 23:36:16 GMT -5
What are some of the best (or worst) quotes you've seen a fundie/right-wing ITG make? Post them here. The more profanity, racial slurs, violent threats, overuse of words like "commie" "punk" "fag" "pussy" or "anti-American", the better.
I don't have an exact link, but I remember one ITG on Yahoo claiming that if it wasn't for his fear of God, he would be out there armed to the teeth massacring gays and liberals.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jan 2, 2011 0:08:38 GMT -5
I once left a sarcastic comment on a youtube video made by some 12 year old kid and he then responded with a series of PMs filled with ITG gold. One of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen on youtube I must say.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jan 2, 2011 2:07:28 GMT -5
Some crazy conspiracy theorist guy once sent me a long, angry rant filled with crap about how I should be raped, and how I like to gurgle "salty ass juice", whatever the fuck that means.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Jan 2, 2011 2:29:23 GMT -5
I was once told I'm a moron because I said that Jesus isn't the reason for the season and they started ranting to me.
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Post by MaybeNever on Jan 2, 2011 2:35:17 GMT -5
I believe that most douche formulas, at least those that aren't formulated to kill the user, are basically saline solution. Hence, "salty ass juice".
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Post by ltfred on Jan 2, 2011 2:43:38 GMT -5
I've been accused of being a Muslim, a Jew, a sock-puppet (never made sense to me, either), an American, both younger and older than I am, a communist, conservative, liberal, anarchist and fascist (often at the same time by the same person) and not a real lieutenant at all (no shit, Sherlock).
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Jan 2, 2011 3:08:51 GMT -5
A few years ago I had some background on my YouTube channel that insulted Jesus Christ. Someone posts a comment telling me to let him know if I'll ever be in [whatever area he lives in, I forget], and that it wasn't because he wanted to "be friends." That was funny enough, but after mocking his response he outright said he was an MMA fighter who'd kick my ass for disrespecting Jesus in front of him. I called him a pathetic wuss for that. When he inquired as to why I simply told him that anyone whose faith and sensibilities are so fragile that they'd resort to physical violence over a joke or taunt not even aimed at them is just weak. Not necessarily physically but certainly mentally in my opinion.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jan 2, 2011 3:34:29 GMT -5
I believe that most douche formulas, at least those that aren't formulated to kill the user, are basically saline solution. Hence, "salty ass juice". That reminds me, some angry person on youtube sent me an angry PM, which included them saying that they wanted to give me a "fist enema". I can't remember what they were so angry about, but I was super tempted to send them a reply with a link to anal fisting porn. |
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Post by Tiger on Jan 2, 2011 3:36:13 GMT -5
I believe that most douche formulas, at least those that aren't formulated to kill the user, are basically saline solution. Hence, "salty ass juice". That reminds me, some angry person on youtube sent me an angry PM, which included them saying that they wanted to give me a "fist enema". I can't remember what they were so angry about, but I was super tempted to send them a reply with a link to anal fisting porn. Except for the part where you probably would have gotten banned, that sounds like a perfectly reasonable response. |
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Jan 2, 2011 6:00:41 GMT -5
Appropriate non-bannable response: "Dude, keep your fantasies to yourself."
As for me, uh...
Sadly, I don't really have any ITG stories I can think of right now. I could go troll Youtube for one but that'd be defeating the purpose.
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Post by CtraK on Jan 2, 2011 7:04:10 GMT -5
I've been accused of being an American Well, the others are pretty harsh, but that is just going too far. I hope you gave them both barrels. |
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Post by ltfred on Jan 2, 2011 8:02:41 GMT -5
I've been accused of being an American Well, the others are pretty harsh, but that is just going too far. I hope you gave them both barrels. I just thought it was a little ridiculous. Why would anyone lie about where they're from online? It makes no sense. |
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Post by shykid on Jan 2, 2011 9:11:15 GMT -5
Why would anyone lie about where they're from online? It makes no sense. As someone from the Deep South in the U.S., I must say sometimes it's awfully tempting to lie about where I live 'cause of the assumptions people make about the intellects (or lack thereof) and fundieness of Southerners.  ...sadly, after being here so long, I can't blame people for making those assumptions about folks in the Deep South, nor can I be bothered to challenge or question them. Most of the stereotypes are dishearteningly true for a pathetically large number (if not most) of my fellow Southerners. It's to the point that I no longer feel even the slightest tinge of guilt for painting them with such a broad brush. After you see how willfully ignorant and proudly bigoted most of these people are, and after you're on receiving end of a few too many hostile glares and snide comments for your sexual orientation or for just generally being different, you have no desire to defend them as a whole or their culture anymore.  </vent-rant-angst> As for the original topic, I once had a guy on YouTube PM me to kindly remind me I am a "faggot liberal" and "not a real man" after I called him out for being a homophobe. I responded "duh" to the first part and sent him gay bear porn for the second. ETA: Oh yeah, I think he then asked me where I lived so he could "show me" what he "does to fags", but I'm not sure if that was the same jackass--I don't remember for sure. Either way, someone (possibly the same person) on YouTube did that too, and I told them I wasn't interested in a date. |
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Post by Hades on Jan 2, 2011 9:43:39 GMT -5
As someone from the Deep South in the U.S., I must say sometimes it's awfully tempting to lie about where I live 'cause of the assumptions people make about the intellects (or lack thereof) and fundieness of Southerners. Wow, Cletus. Who taught you how to work one o'them fancy computerizin' contraptions? Be careful not to spill any of your daddy's moonshine on it, cause it'll throw a conniption fit on ya. Make sure to scan for viruses, they can be ornery as all get out. p.s. <3 |
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Post by matante on Jan 2, 2011 9:51:08 GMT -5
Hmm...
Any discussion relating to fighting will eventually draw an Internet Though Guy.
Once, we were harmlessly discussing killing zombies using blunt objects (well I thought discussing imaginary situations was harmless) and I warned that a skull wasn't as weak as in the movies especially given that the zombie would be moving and not wait for you to hit with perfect velocity and angle.
A guy I knew well enough to know he's in his mid-twenties started ranting on how my face would cave easily after he'd bash me with the butt of a gun and that there is no way I'd be able to move from in front of him because he's so much stronger and so on... At some other point he'd rant on how females were easily taken down with cunt punts, and would always phrase his long detailed descriptions of his violence fantasies by threatening whoever questionned the effectiveness of whatever move he'd be into. (apparently, females you're fighting with never have fat tighs, always stand facing you with their feet apart, stay still enough for you to be balanced well enough to kick upward, and you're always wearing steelcaps)
I also had one who responded to a sexual assault victim with how she had been asking for it by not treating soldiers with respect and honor (offender was in the military) and that if she was abusive enough to "our troops" for this to happen he would also "snap back" at her "extreme disrespect".
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