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Post by Kit Walker on Jan 20, 2011 13:45:53 GMT -5
So he can afford gasoline and a lighter, but not a loaf of bread. Well, in fairness, the gasoline and a lighter are a one time expense in this case. The bread is kind of a recurring, long term thing. Plus, y'know, he could always have done a "pump and run".
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Post by Damen on Jan 20, 2011 15:36:34 GMT -5
Seems the roof isn't the only thing on fire.
Oh we don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn...
...I am going straight to hell.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 20, 2011 16:34:09 GMT -5
Tiberius, why didn't you link to the "Don't say anything vaguely related to fire" one?
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Post by Sigmaleph on Jan 20, 2011 17:37:28 GMT -5
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 20, 2011 17:50:35 GMT -5
Why bother doing what someone else will do for you if you whine enough?
All the same, you are my new best friend.
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Post by Amaranth on Jan 20, 2011 19:25:44 GMT -5
So he can afford gasoline and a lighter, but not a loaf of bread. Well, in fairness, the gasoline and a lighter are a one time expense in this case. The bread is kind of a recurring, long term thing. Plus, y'know, he could always have done a "pump and run". That would be hard to explain to the cops. "He just stood out there, dousing himself...Then he split!"
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Post by scotsgit on Jan 20, 2011 19:58:00 GMT -5
I gotta say, these flame-related jokes are burning themselves onto my brain... Don't look at me, I'm just arson about!
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 20, 2011 20:28:57 GMT -5
That joke was so lukewarm. You're fired.
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Post by Kit Walker on Jan 20, 2011 20:56:01 GMT -5
Well, in fairness, the gasoline and a lighter are a one time expense in this case. The bread is kind of a recurring, long term thing. Plus, y'know, he could always have done a "pump and run". That would be hard to explain to the cops. "He just stood out there, dousing himself...Then he split!" Which makes it a better crime. I've always that if I ever became a stick-up artist, I'd do it naked while wearing a clown mask. The more outlandish and hallucinatory your crime sounds, the less likely the police will take the complaint seriously.
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Post by Amaranth on Jan 20, 2011 21:09:03 GMT -5
That joke was so lukewarm. You're fired. Ooooh...I'm so mad I'm seeing red! I'm burning up! That would be hard to explain to the cops. "He just stood out there, dousing himself...Then he split!" Which makes it a better crime. I've always that if I ever became a stick-up artist, I'd do it naked while wearing a clown mask. The more outlandish and hallucinatory your crime sounds, the less likely the police will take the complaint seriously. "so he was naked?" "Not exactly. He did have shoes on...." "I...see..."
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 20, 2011 22:25:57 GMT -5
Don't get too enflamed, now, I didn't mean to be incendiary.
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Post by scotsgit on Jan 21, 2011 4:36:19 GMT -5
I'm feeling a bit put out here.
Still, at least he had a healthy glow about him.
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Post by banjaxed on Jan 21, 2011 8:29:21 GMT -5
I hope to see the governments respond immediately, so that way his efforts do not go up in smoke.
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Post by Amaranth on Jan 21, 2011 8:43:07 GMT -5
I'm feeling a bit put out here. Still, at least he had a healthy glow about him. No need to fume. I'm pretty sure things'll heat back up.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Jan 21, 2011 15:50:07 GMT -5
Why bother doing what someone else will do for you if you whine enough? Cause you look like a whiny bitch otherwise? Man, you must be lonely. I could try to work a fire pun here, but I won't. I'm like totally a rebel or something.
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