Liberal or religious neo con?

[lighthorseman]

For fun, I'm got an article here about a prominent person. I have cut out the identifying words in the article. I want you to guess... is this person socially liberal, i.e. generally respects others and is prepared to live and let live, or a neo-conservative, i.e. rails against perceived immorality and seeks to deny other people the right to make choices about, and freely express their own sexuality as they see fit, and bases the right to do so on personal religious views?

Go...

*** ***** ******, known for his protests of the Southern ****** ******, was arrested on a charge of masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.

*****, 53, of **** ***** ***** in Metairie, was taken into custody at Lafreniere Park after two women reported seeing him masturbating in the driver's seat of his van, which was parked near the carousel and playground, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office report said.

Go on... bet you'll never guess.

[lighthorseman]

See here for the answer
www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/02/man_booked_with_masturbating_a.html#cmpid=v2mode_be_smoref_face

[DeadpanDoubter]

Way to make me question my biases, only to, in some small part, confirm them.

[dakotabob]

Of course he's a fucking conservative

[Amaranth]

LIBERAL.

Conservatives are moral and upright.

Well, he was "upright," at least.

[Aqualung]

Note to self: avoid this guy when I get to NOLA.

[Napoleon the Clown]

I'd already seen this story, so I knew it was a Conservative...

[The_L]

Mar 1, 2011 16:49:11 GMT -5 Amaranth said:

LIBERAL.

Conservatives are moral and upright.

Well, he was "upright," at least.

Well, part of him was...

[Paradox]

Just another man with a conservative brain and a liberal penis.

[death is the road to awe]

Mar 7, 2011 11:45:59 GMT -5 Paradox said:

Just another man with a conservative brain and a liberal penis.

I resent that. This is a description of a liberal penis:

Exhibit A: One loutish, headstrong penis, a barbarous cuntivore without a flyspeck of decency in him. The capscallion of all rapscallions. A scurvy, vermiform scug with a serpentine twinkle in his solitary eye. An orgulous Turk who strikes in the dark vaults of flesh like a penile thunderbolt. A greedy cur seeking shadows, slick crevices, tuna fish ecstasy, and sleep ...

When I think Liberal Penis, I think of a penis that makes a woman's eyes narrow and her lips purse; not some dinky little thing that's so afraid of a real woman that it seeks easier prey.

[Caitshidhe]

Of course, naturally. There would be shitstorm all over the place if some well-known left-leaning personage was caught getting off to small children.

What a freak.

[largeham]

Lol, obviously a conservative. Even better is that he is a fundie, and now a hypocrite.