BNP leader eats kebab

[Professor Cold Heart]

Some interesting responses to a tweet by Nick Griffin ("Kebab shop on East Hill, Dartford, is one of best in country. Well worth the short detour from motorway"):

lancasteruaf.blogspot.com/2011/03/go-on-denise-please-let-me-call-it.html

The reaction from his Facebook Chums was immediate, confused and seismic.

A “Chris Spring” set the ball rolling with “...what? Kebab shop that serves HALAL?”

“Jackie Dunn” was swift to register her dismay. “not a kebab surely???”

And “Charlie White” spoke for many: “Standards r slippin nick”. (Of English, Charlie?)

“Terry Fleming”, riding to the rescue armed with a potential Get Out Of Jail Card for his Leader, opines “Kebab Have you been fraped or what?” (“Frape”, for anyone over 16, is “Facebook Rape” - someone else posting things on your Facebook or Twitter account after you've forgotten to log out.)

But Nick doesn't bite - (He's already coping with a mouthful of delicious, spicy, mechanically recovered connective tissue, remember) – and things quickly escalate.

“your a bawbag if you go into kebab shops,why don,t you quit right now.” says “Neil Mcivor”.

[Doctor Fishcake]

This is gold platinum.

[The Lazy One]

Kebabs are delicious. Maybe he just has good taste in food, but bad taste in politics.

[MaybeNever]

Kebabs are tasty food made by fern brown people, not like proper British cuisine at all.

[anti-nonsense]

proper British "cuisine" is crappy.

[MaybeNever]

Yes, well, that was the joke there.

[dakotabob]

If the BNP aren't gonna eat Kebabs because of their delusional racial hatred, fine. fuck 'em! more for us!

[Mlle Antéchrist]

Nothing tastes as good as racism feels, apparently.

[scotsgit]

Hope none of them eats pizza.......

[DeadpanDoubter]

Mar 11, 2011 15:37:25 GMT -5 scotsgit said:

Hope none of them eats pizza.......

Or hamburgers.

[MaybeNever]

Both of those foods are now American, and therefore White.

[terri]

Mar 11, 2011 15:18:05 GMT -5 anti-nonsense said:

proper British "cuisine" is crappy.

Well, the British candy makes up for it. Someone once said "that's why Brits' teeth are so bad, because their sweets are so good." Britons who visit the US are appalled by our chocolate which they find sour.
There are a couple of places locally that sell British sweets and I have become fond of Cadbury Crunchie, Maltesers (which shit all over the American counterpart, Whoppers), Fry's Turkish Delight...and Bassett Jelly Babies (which I discovered in the 80s after Tom Baker's Doctor Who favored them).

erm... sorry for threadjacking... (wipes drool from mouth)

But really, Nazi Nicky noshing on kebab? What's next. collard greens and neckbones?

[scotsgit]

Mar 11, 2011 16:11:34 GMT -5 terri said:

Someone once said "that's why Brits' teeth are so bad,

www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes.html

Sorry, you were saying?

[MaybeNever]

Any tooth that has ever touched haggis is, in my mind, a bad tooth.

[terri]

Mar 11, 2011 16:22:05 GMT -5 scotsgit said:

Mar 11, 2011 16:11:34 GMT -5 terri said:

Someone once said "that's why Brits' teeth are so bad,

www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes.html

Sorry, you were saying?

I read the article not long ago, and I agree that not every Briton is dentally impaired. I merely quoted an acquaintance. However, the bad teeth stereotype is also applied to certain folks in the American South, and it's equally false here. (Though one of my best friends' teeth had rotted so that he now wears dentures.)