Massive earthquake to hit California!

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Massive earthquake to hit California! Mar 29, 2011 6:54:02 GMT -5

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Post by lighthorseman on Mar 29, 2011 6:54:02 GMT -5

Here's crazy preacher Rick Joyner declaring that America is "under God's judgment" and he will send an earthquake to destroy California. And it's all the fault of "evil, wicked atheists." And he's calling on Christians to get out of California before they get destroyed along with the wicked.

Eventually he'll be right, of course. California will be hit by a massive earthquake at some point -- could be next week, could be 500 years from now. It sits on several fault lines. But it won't have a damn thing to do with atheists or God.

scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2011/03/joyner_california_next_to_fall.php#more

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Art Vandelay God The Asexual Grand Admiral [Insert mildly amusing phrase here] Posts: 7,649	Massive earthquake to hit California! Mar 29, 2011 7:16:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 29, 2011 7:16:56 GMT -5 Funny how God seems to only send earthquakes to places that are on fault lines.
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tgrwulf God Guitar players are well strung. Posts: 1,719	Massive earthquake to hit California! Mar 29, 2011 7:55:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tgrwulf on Mar 29, 2011 7:55:24 GMT -5 Mar 29, 2011 7:16:56 GMT -5 Art Vandelay said: Funny how God seems to only send earthquakes to places that are on fault lines. Yeah, imagine that.
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devilschaplain2 Guest	Massive earthquake to hit California! Mar 29, 2011 13:40:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by devilschaplain2 on Mar 29, 2011 13:40:57 GMT -5 Mar 29, 2011 6:58:33 GMT -5 Shane for Wax said: Fucking proper thread titles, how do they WORK? Yeah, what the fuck?

The Lazy One God Eater of Souls ... when she's good and ready Lazier Than You Posts: 2,933	Massive earthquake to hit California! Mar 29, 2011 13:46:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Lazy One on Mar 29, 2011 13:46:54 GMT -5 GDI, I thought there actually was an earthquake in California, and I was halfway to my phone to try to get ahold of my relatives there. Thanks a lot, you nearly gave me a heart attack.
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devilschaplain2 Guest	Massive earthquake to hit California! Mar 29, 2011 14:16:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by devilschaplain2 on Mar 29, 2011 14:16:02 GMT -5 Yeah can we pleez change the thread title to something less urgent? Like "Fundie Predicts Cali Earthquake"?

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lighthorseman God Proud Y chromosome owner. Posts: 5,695	Massive earthquake to hit California! Mar 29, 2011 14:39:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lighthorseman on Mar 29, 2011 14:39:49 GMT -5 Mar 29, 2011 14:30:46 GMT -5 gyeonghwa said: I live in California and I seriously thought the title had meant that there was an earthquake here. Wouldn't you have noticed?

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Massive earthquake to hit California! Mar 29, 2011 15:05:39 GMT -5

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Mar 29, 2011 7:16:56 GMT -5 Art Vandelay said:

Funny how God seems to only send earthquakes to places that are on fault lines.

Fault lines are a myth, earthquakes are caused by high concentrations of sin!

Or possibly God manipulated the universe so that it would turn out to be such that sinful people happen to dwell near fault lines.

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Massive earthquake to hit California! Mar 29, 2011 16:21:01 GMT -5

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Post by nightangel1282 on Mar 29, 2011 16:21:01 GMT -5

So this religious nutball is basically saying he had a divine revelation from God, predicting something that scientists have been predicting for years now to begin with?

Stupid. That's all I can say about this. Stupid.

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Massive earthquake to hit California!

Post by lighthorseman on Mar 29, 2011 6:54:02 GMT -5

Post by Shane for Wax on Mar 29, 2011 6:58:33 GMT -5

Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 29, 2011 7:16:56 GMT -5

Post by tgrwulf on Mar 29, 2011 7:55:24 GMT -5

Post by Her3tiK on Mar 29, 2011 11:03:05 GMT -5

Post by Tiberius on Mar 29, 2011 11:08:32 GMT -5

Post by devilschaplain2 on Mar 29, 2011 13:40:57 GMT -5

Post by The Lazy One on Mar 29, 2011 13:46:54 GMT -5

Post by devilschaplain2 on Mar 29, 2011 14:16:02 GMT -5

Post by gyeonghwa on Mar 29, 2011 14:30:46 GMT -5

Post by lighthorseman on Mar 29, 2011 14:39:49 GMT -5

Post by Sigmaleph on Mar 29, 2011 15:05:39 GMT -5

Post by Thejebusfire on Mar 29, 2011 15:13:14 GMT -5

Post by nightangel1282 on Mar 29, 2011 16:21:01 GMT -5

Post by DeadpanDoubter on Mar 29, 2011 16:23:34 GMT -5