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Post by Smurfette Principle on Apr 6, 2011 18:38:33 GMT -5
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Apr 6, 2011 18:43:44 GMT -5
I'm making that my new catchphrase. "HE HAS NUDITY!" My roommate's current catchphrase is "She wants to steal my PENIS", so this shall be fun.
And god forbid there are two naked bare-chested women in the same panting.
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Post by gyeonghwa on Apr 6, 2011 18:45:43 GMT -5
Because Biblical paintings are so much more suitable:  |
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Apr 6, 2011 18:46:35 GMT -5
Because Biblical paintings are so much more suitable: Pff, graphic violence<BOOBIES. |
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Apr 6, 2011 18:46:36 GMT -5
Hey...are there any paintings of Lot's daughters getting him drunk and raping him?
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Post by ironbite on Apr 6, 2011 19:01:44 GMT -5
Probably.
Ironbite-people back then lashed out at the Church...and the Church approved of the paintings.
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Post by gyeonghwa on Apr 6, 2011 19:03:30 GMT -5
Well there is the Rape of the Sabine Women which is heterosexual and can't be linked due to the amounts of boobies and penises.
Edit: Just realized the attacked painting is Two Tahitian Women. Dumb assclam, prior to colonialism, Tahitian women didn't cover their breast, but their children were fine with it. It had nothing to do with being lesbians, all Tahitian women was like that. It only became shameful when missionaries started forcing the natives to think it was.
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Post by happycheeze on Apr 6, 2011 19:14:33 GMT -5
It had nothing to do with being lesbians, all Tahitian women was like that. It only became shameful when missionaries started forcing the natives to think it was. I saw a tshirt at an online store that said "Ask the native peoples about Christian love" I was like OW! SNAP! Gaugin made a self-portrait that was biblically inspired Its supposed to be the garden of eden  |
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Apr 6, 2011 21:34:03 GMT -5
Am I the only one who thinks her quotes sound really odd, like a foreign language run through Google Translate or something?
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Post by itachirumon on Apr 7, 2011 1:45:17 GMT -5
Am I the only one who thinks her quotes sound really odd, like a foreign language run through Google Translate or something? Stupid does that to a person. |
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Post by lighthorseman on Apr 7, 2011 1:47:12 GMT -5
How does someone this stupid or paranoid live to age 53?
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Post by dakotabob on Apr 7, 2011 3:18:56 GMT -5
Nudity =/= Homosexuality
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Post by xotan on Apr 7, 2011 7:31:01 GMT -5
My advice to rational Americans: Flee for your safety and sanity's sake! The Fundies are getting bolder by the minute. Next week the Inquisition! Next month Pagani ad Bestias! Flee for your lives! Pray that the FSM will dangle his noodly appendages that will draw you to meet him into the skies and bring you to Pastadise.
Seriously, this woman seems to have some kind of mental warping that isolates her into her own world of sexual prudery combined with religious mania; and equally isolates her from reality.
If it were not for the possibility of damage to a serious work of art, she would be laughable.
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Post by Old Viking on Apr 7, 2011 15:43:31 GMT -5
Not only was Gaugin flagrantly immoral, he didn't even speak English.
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Post by happycheeze on Apr 7, 2011 16:55:07 GMT -5
Not only was Gaugin flagrantly immoral, he didn't even speak English. He treated Van Gough like shit |
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