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Post by discoberry on Apr 7, 2011 8:40:07 GMT -5
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Post by lighthorseman on Apr 7, 2011 9:26:13 GMT -5
American military allows gays to serve openly, so God wastes Japan.
Perfect sense.
(Don't ask why similar disasters didn't occur when every other civilised nation on the planet allowed gays to serve openly years ago)
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Post by banjaxed on Apr 7, 2011 9:45:46 GMT -5
Here I thought that it was just pressure building up by the pacific plate that was suddenly and violently released causing a terrible disaster. God did it because gays makes so much more sense and easier to understand!
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Post by xotan on Apr 7, 2011 10:02:25 GMT -5
"The women are to keep silent in the churches; for they are not permitted to speak, but are to subject themselves, just as the Law also says" (1 Cor. 14:34).
This woman is setting herself up as someone who foretells the future and also is directly in contravention of the quote above. But worst of all she has a whiney voice. I think she is a witch, and we all know what the Holy Bible says about that! Besides, King James was of the firm opinion that witches caused storms and disasters... See what I have done?
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Post by happycheeze on Apr 7, 2011 10:47:50 GMT -5
American military allows gays to serve openly, so God wastes Japan. Perfect sense. (Don't ask why similar disasters didn't occur when every other civilised nation on the planet allowed gays to serve openly years ago) Thats because the USA is Israel 2.0 |
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Post by lighthorseman on Apr 7, 2011 10:52:16 GMT -5
American military allows gays to serve openly, so God wastes Japan. Perfect sense. (Don't ask why similar disasters didn't occur when every other civilised nation on the planet allowed gays to serve openly years ago) Actually Israel is Israel 2.0. With gays serving openly in its military. Thats because the USA is Israel 2.0 |
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Post by scotsgit on Apr 7, 2011 11:03:12 GMT -5
And also wearing a very bad wig: That looks like something you'd have to hunt and tame.  |
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Post by Amaranth on Apr 7, 2011 11:55:03 GMT -5
American military allows gays to serve openly, so God wastes Japan. Perfect sense. (Don't ask why similar disasters didn't occur when every other civilised nation on the planet allowed gays to serve openly years ago) It's right in line with American policy, though. 9-11? Korea and rogue nations claiming WMD? Let's invade Iraq! |
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Post by Caitshidhe on Apr 7, 2011 12:07:55 GMT -5
It's like the geopolitical and worldwide disaster equivalents of referred pain**.
**Referred pain is a medical term for where the location of the pain a patient feels has nothing to do with the actual location of the problem. Like, for example, pain in the left shoulder indicating a ruptured spleen.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Apr 7, 2011 14:23:20 GMT -5
So, since god's pissed at America, he killed a bunch of people in Japan...
Do these people even use their brains?
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Apr 7, 2011 14:35:15 GMT -5
Cue M. Bison:
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Post by Jodie on Apr 7, 2011 14:53:04 GMT -5
As someone pointed out in another thread - it's funny how God only seems to cause earthquakes in areas that just happen to be sitting on a fault line.
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Post by Amaranth on Apr 7, 2011 15:36:55 GMT -5
As someone pointed out in another thread - it's funny how God only seems to cause earthquakes in areas that just happen to be sitting on a fault line. Well, God did make the Earth, so obviously He'd know where the fault lines were.... ...Oh, that wasn't your point? Well...Ummm...LOOK OVER THERE! |
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Post by itachirumon on Apr 7, 2011 15:47:21 GMT -5
So we're going by old school rules right bitch?
...The virgin volcano sacrifice doesn't specify they have to be attractive, does it?
The gods must be appeasssseeeeeed!!!!!!!
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Post by ironbite on Apr 7, 2011 16:26:40 GMT -5
Oh...oh that hurts so much.
Ironbite-the stupid...it angers.
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