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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on May 2, 2011 19:01:08 GMT -5
Who would win? Batman or Jesus? ;D Yes people seriously debated this, the result is hilarious. |
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on May 2, 2011 20:52:27 GMT -5
Batman. He managed to dodge Darkseid's Omega Beams. Jesus couldn't even dodge a nail.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on May 2, 2011 21:00:24 GMT -5
Batman wins by forfeiture only. Jesus would refuse to fight and forfeit the match.
...and now my brain is supplying me with mental images of Jesus Force-pushing the moneychangers out of the temple.
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Post by John E on May 2, 2011 21:55:35 GMT -5
Batman would nail Jesus up with batarangs.
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Post by Art Vandelay on May 2, 2011 22:24:38 GMT -5
Well, Jesus would likely refuse to even fight in the first place. On the other hand, he'd be able to heal his injuries no problem and even come back to life if killed. Batman may be good but he's still only mortal. He'd got to die of exhaustion some time.
Unless we're talking about what Jesus would've been like had he actually existed, in which case Batman would kick his head in without breaking a sweat.
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Post by wmdkitty on May 2, 2011 22:34:51 GMT -5
Jesus would probably be like, "dude, join me in a joint?" and no fighting would happen. (I'm a fan of liberal-hippie-dude Jesus.)
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Post by foolishwisdom on May 2, 2011 22:47:50 GMT -5
Batman...because his existence is more plausible the Jesus.  |
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Post by Oriet on May 3, 2011 1:58:14 GMT -5
On the other hand, he'd be able to heal his injuries no problem and even come back to life if killed. No he can't. He still had those puncture wounds from a spear, nails, and thorns on him when he met up with his buddies to say "Sike! Not dead! *finger guns*" |
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Post by anti-nonsense on May 3, 2011 2:26:12 GMT -5
Batman, he's cooler then some Jewish hippie dude.
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Post by Yaezakura on May 3, 2011 2:46:19 GMT -5
Well, Jesus would likely refuse to even fight in the first place. On the other hand, he'd be able to heal his injuries no problem and even come back to life if killed. Batman may be good but he's still only mortal. He'd got to die of exhaustion some time. Unless we're talking about what Jesus would've been like had he actually existed, in which case Batman would kick his head in without breaking a sweat. Batman has defeated plenty of immortal foes before. He doesn't have to kill someone to win a fight, and in fact, refusing to kill is part of his whole point. Otherwise he'd just use a gun. |
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Post by dakotabob on May 3, 2011 3:34:07 GMT -5
What is the point of debating who would win in a fight between two fictional characters?  |
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Post by Yaezakura on May 3, 2011 3:38:04 GMT -5
What is the point of debating who would win in a fight between two fictional characters? Obviously you are not a nerd, or spent much time around nerds. Debating the outcomes of epic battles between fictional characters is simply part of nerd life. |
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Post by Art Vandelay on May 3, 2011 4:03:04 GMT -5
On the other hand, he'd be able to heal his injuries no problem and even come back to life if killed. No he can't. He still had those puncture wounds from a spear, nails, and thorns on him when he met up with his buddies to say "Sike! Not dead! *finger guns*" Yeah but I doubt a few flesh wounds hanging around is going to matter when he can just keep coming back to life. |
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on May 3, 2011 4:47:23 GMT -5
"What would Batman do?" actually gets you a lot more useful (and interesting) options.
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Post by Oriet on May 3, 2011 4:51:03 GMT -5
But he doesn't pop immediately back to life. Like a D&D liche he requires a few days. That the wounds persist is also a problem, as eventually they'll accumulate enough that he can't do anything. Add in that he actually has less than average endurance (lasting only a couple hours on a cross instead of well over a day) and no combat experience, and he's in a really tough bind.
Batman, in the meantime, will maintain peak health, using the best hospitals and treatments when needed during Jesus' spawn wait time.
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