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Post by caseagainstfaith on May 17, 2011 13:35:49 GMT -5
Funny as hell, the video camera man sucks though but so worth the watch.
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Post by Old Viking on May 17, 2011 15:10:50 GMT -5
I'd rather listen to the preacher.
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Post by brendanjd on May 17, 2011 17:35:49 GMT -5
Fuck yes, 'The Fight Song' ftw.
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Post by id82 on May 17, 2011 18:15:54 GMT -5
For fucks sake, does he really think hes converting anyone by yelling at them that they deserve to be hated and go to hell.
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Post by Her3tiK on May 17, 2011 18:27:53 GMT -5
For fucks sake, does he really think hes converting anyone by yelling at them that they deserve to be hated and go to hell. You mean that doesn't work? They're doing it by my school all the time. Surely the can't be wasting all that effort on a venture that serves only to justify their delusions. That would be absurd.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on May 18, 2011 7:18:22 GMT -5
Someone's a fan of the "win flies with vinegar" philosophy. "You're a horrible person! You don't deserve to be happy! You deserve to rot in hell! Jesus loves you."
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Post by dakotabob on May 18, 2011 8:45:32 GMT -5
FUCK ALL A Y'ALL. ALSO JESUS LOVES YOU.
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Post by nomad on May 18, 2011 8:55:57 GMT -5
"God knows your thoughts! You're not gonna get away! God knows what you do behind closed doors!"
You'd never try to hide anything from Big Brother, would you comrade? Big Brother is your friend...
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Post by TWoozl on May 18, 2011 12:11:12 GMT -5
He looks an awful lot like Ted Haggard. Poor, repressed, undersexed fellow. I'd infect him with Teh Gay if it were actually possible, but then I'd probably just be responsible for another politician caught hitting a gay brothel under a thin alias.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on May 18, 2011 22:54:53 GMT -5
For some reason, I love how he tilts his head when saying that God knows what you do behind closed doors.
It's almost as if his body language is trying to say "If you know what I mean"
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Post by szaleniec on May 20, 2011 7:38:52 GMT -5
He doesn't sound very Glaswegian, I must say. Can we set an import tariff on preachers? Funny as hell, the video camera man sucks though but so worth the watch. I don't know, there was a certain naff charm to the recording. Especially the title card being a literal card.
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Post by Ian1732 on May 20, 2011 13:35:53 GMT -5
At first I thought he was a teenager, then it zoomed in on his face. At which point I realized it was a squeaky voiced adult man.
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Post by storymoron on May 21, 2011 20:49:42 GMT -5
Someone's a fan of the "win flies with vinegar" philosophy. "You're a horrible person! You don't deserve to be happy! You deserve to rot in hell! Jesus loves you." ...when did he ever say "Jesus loves you?" What I notice about preachers like him is it's all "You, you, you." They're all so self-righteous that it's never "We need to turn to God" or "We need forgiveness," but "YOU are a sinner!" and "YOU have done wrong in the eyes of God!" That really shows you where their mind is at, and it's not a pretty place. (I have a goal to one day encounter a street preacher and drown him out with a tuba)
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Post by priestling on May 22, 2011 1:27:58 GMT -5
storymoron: If that's caught on vid, I will laugh my ass off... then buy you a beer.
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