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Post by clockworkgirl21 on May 18, 2011 22:00:43 GMT -5
This afternoon I was behind this very obese woman in Walmart. She was so big I couldn't scoot past her in the isle, so I was just slowly following and picking up things I needed as I walked past them. I heard her grunt, she stopped for a moment, then continued walking. She was wearing a moo-moo, and before my very eyes, a large turd fell from the moo-moo onto the floor. I just stood in total shock. She took a few more steps, let out a very loud fart, and continued walking. At this time I turned around and sprinted down the isle, away from the horrible, horrible, mess.
I mentioned to a clerk the gardening isle needed to be cleaned, but I didn't elaborate.
I certainly hope I never see anything worse.
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Post by Shane for Wax on May 18, 2011 22:02:24 GMT -5
...are you serious? That's just wrong. D=
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on May 18, 2011 22:03:51 GMT -5
I think she must have been mentally ill or something.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on May 18, 2011 22:04:07 GMT -5
You know those little mental movies that play when people tell you about horrible things? Yeah. Thanks for this one, I'll be trying not to barf all day tomorrow.
WTF is wrong with people.
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Post by Aqualung on May 18, 2011 22:04:16 GMT -5
 what Reason #8273649234 never to set foot in Walmart ever again. D: |
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Post by Art Vandelay on May 18, 2011 22:09:26 GMT -5
Holy fucking donkeyballs that's disgusting to the nth degree.
Whoever is responsible for letting her out in public should be shot.
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Post by Haseen on May 19, 2011 3:14:09 GMT -5
Holy balls! My mental process just went something like "oh, another fat pers- W-W-WHAT?!?"
I was gonna come up with something that would top it, but I don't even
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Post by Rat Of Steel on May 19, 2011 3:48:31 GMT -5
All I can say is: I'm not surprised that something as disgusting as that happened at all, but I'm damn glad it didn't happen in my town's Wal-Mart.
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Post by Doctor Fishcake on May 19, 2011 6:00:47 GMT -5
As undeniably disgusting as that is, I have seen worse: seen far too many scumbags assault their dogs in public, to be precise.  |
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Post by Sleepy on May 19, 2011 11:14:48 GMT -5
What.. what the fuck do you even say to that? I've seen people throw bitchfits and start fights in public, but I can't think of anything to top this.
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Post by Tiberius on May 19, 2011 11:22:14 GMT -5
All I can say is: I'm not surprised that something as disgusting as that happened at all, but I'm damn glad it didn't happen in my town's Wal-Mart. How do you know? It could have happened while you weren't there. |
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Post by Rat Of Steel on May 19, 2011 11:45:16 GMT -5
All I can say is: I'm not surprised that something as disgusting as that happened at all, but I'm damn glad it didn't happen in my town's Wal-Mart. How do you know? It could have happened while you weren't there. I know because, if clockworkgirl and I did live in the same small-ish town, we'd have met in RL by now. ;D |
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Post by kmc on May 19, 2011 11:48:14 GMT -5
GROSS!!!!!
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Post by Dragon Zachski on May 19, 2011 11:59:04 GMT -5
The worst thing I've seen in public?
There was this one woman in, surprise, Walmart who had a Down Syndrome's kid kid with Down's Syndrome. Couldn't determine gender.
Anyways, she kept raising her voice in abuse against the kid. Unnecessary shaming, and loud enough for us to hear it. She didn't insult her or degrade him in the manner you'd typically expect, but that isn't always the only way to verbally abuse a kid.
EDIT: Fixed an error, but left the original there, too.
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Post by m52nickerson on May 19, 2011 14:19:04 GMT -5
All I can say is: I'm not surprised that something as disgusting as that happened at all, but I'm damn glad it didn't happen in my town's Wal-Mart. I've worked at Wal-Mart. Trust me, there has been shit on the floor at every Wal-Mart. The Wal-Mart I worked at, it was an older man who shook it out of the leg of his pants. Right in front of the photo lab. |
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