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Post by katsuro on Jun 22, 2011 14:18:13 GMT -5
Oh, I almost forgot, I did one time find the discarded uncensored covers to a ton of porno videos someone had bought in the trash dumpster at my work. No, I didn't go dumpster diving for them. I found several porn mags just lying around in public places when I was a kid. Doesn't seem so common now, I guess the internet has killed the porn mag industry. Oh, and I think I saw a dead elderly woman being wheeled around Brighton beach in a wheel chair by two care workers. Not sure if she was dead, but she looked dead and my mum, who as a nurse at an old people's nursing home for over 20 years has plenty of experience of dead old people, was convinced she was dead. It shouldn't have been funny, but a dead woman being pushed around a beach in a wheel chair by two oblivious care workers is kind of funny in a sick way.
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Post by Vene on Jun 22, 2011 15:27:04 GMT -5
How are we supposed to top a story about finding severed legs? With the rest of the body
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Post by wmdkitty on Jun 23, 2011 1:33:10 GMT -5
I once found an ancient banana -- it was pretty much all shrunken and petrified.
Ah, the things you find while moving!
Wonder what I'll find this time?
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Post by chad sexington on Jun 23, 2011 2:04:49 GMT -5
Hope you saved that old banana, in case you find yourself stuck in some underground tunnels and have to bribe a genie to escape!
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Post by maanantai on Jun 23, 2011 11:40:25 GMT -5
Freaking Mid-Summer! Makes whole country and it's inhabitants go crazy! Every customer was on good mood and all wishing happy Mid-Summer all over the place. And you know, like looking happy! Un-heard of! And the bad weather we're having? No problem, just goes as a natural, traditional thing (can't wait to burn sausages and other stuff on grill while holding umbrella 'till I'm too drunk to care about getting wet...). And talk about traditions! Few men actually flirted with me, WTF ! And this 50 something man just kept talking and talking and talking to me how I should get all naked and run though a misty field to find a man... err.. Hello?! Oh, and the working place. Every place full of goods coming in for the long weekend, everyone is running and doing 3 things at the same time and still it felt like nothing got done in time even with extra staff at work *sigh* but strangely everyone was ... happy. I just don't get it. (Yes, for some strange reason I was happy at work too ) And I got free beer.
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Post by lighthorseman on Jun 23, 2011 11:41:58 GMT -5
Someone once left a sun-shaped balloon that played "Don't Worry, Be Happy" if you slapped it on my boyfriend's car. Apparently the same people also left used condoms on someone else's car. It was rather surreal. How could it tell when it was being slapped on your boyfriend's car?
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Post by lighthorseman on Jun 23, 2011 11:47:09 GMT -5
And this 50 something man just kept talking and talking and talking to me how I should get all naked and run though a misty field to find a man I never get invited to those sorts of parties : (
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Jun 23, 2011 11:50:11 GMT -5
Someone once left a sun-shaped balloon that played "Don't Worry, Be Happy" if you slapped it on my boyfriend's car. Apparently the same people also left used condoms on someone else's car. It was rather surreal. How could it tell when it was being slapped on your boyfriend's car? I see what you did there. Honest to God, I did try to make it more grammatically correct, but the commas... they did nothing...
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Post by maanantai on Jun 23, 2011 11:50:43 GMT -5
And this 50 something man just kept talking and talking and talking to me how I should get all naked and run though a misty field to find a man I never get invited to those sorts of parties : ( Then you obviously live/work in the wrong (read as "sane") place
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Jun 24, 2011 1:02:52 GMT -5
Weirdest thing I've ever found?
My penis in a vagina. This was several years ago.
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Post by lighthorseman on Jun 24, 2011 1:22:13 GMT -5
Weirdest thing I've ever found? My penis in a vagina. Well, its always the last place you look.
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Post by malicious_bloke on Jun 24, 2011 12:20:56 GMT -5
Weirdest thing I've ever found? My penis in a vagina. Well, its always the last place you look. Really? That's usually the first place I look. And the second.
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Post by gyeonghwa on Jun 24, 2011 12:29:05 GMT -5
Another weird thing I found was a Korean BBQ restaurant in the middle of a national forest. Completely isolated and random!
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Post by Lime Paradox on Jun 24, 2011 12:44:05 GMT -5
I once discovered an abandoned hobo-dwelling made out of cardboard boxes in the middle of the desert. Next to it was a broken TV, a beer bottle full of poop, and what appeared to be a dead weasel. Hmm.
I also found a used condom under my motorhome once. Not particularly unusual, but I can't help but wonder how it got there...
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Post by Jodie on Jun 24, 2011 13:25:30 GMT -5
I'll have found the weirdest thing ever, in my life, when I find my sanity.
Seriously, I don't get out much and don't find any thing spectacular. I think the weirdest thing I have found was some gay porno mags in a mall locker, but that's about it.
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