[03:24] <
Lady Renae> Ladies and gentlemen, we have had a meep.
[03:24] <Trevrabbit> Is it confirmed?
[03:24] * +Mattias anti-meeps
[03:24] <
Lady Renae> The meep is confirmed.
[03:24] * Trevrabbit begins tracking meep.
[03:24] <
Lady Renae> Wait..
[03:24] <
Lady Renae> new development...
[03:24] <+Mattias> now it has been destroyed
[03:24] <+Mattias> in a blast of energy
[03:24] <
Lady Renae> An anti-meep has been introduced.
[03:24] <Trevrabbit> !!
[03:25] * Trevrabbit updates plot to include anti-meep.
[03:25] <
Lady Renae> We may require the acquisition of a second meep.
[03:25] * +Mattias scribes furiously
[03:25] <Trevrabbit> Should we notify the President General LR?
[03:25] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> I think it's un-meep. Or at least, that's what my semi-friend Tandline says.
[03:25] *
Lady Renae recalibrates her instruments to locate an additional meep
[03:26] <
Lady Renae> The President can wait until more conclusive results can be recorded.
[03:26] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Meep.
[03:26] <
Lady Renae> There!
[03:26] <
Lady Renae> A second meep has been located!
[03:26] <Trevrabbit> !!
[03:26] *
Lady Renae shares the coordinates
[03:27] <Trevrabbit> Models show a 92% chance of meep, anti-meep, meep collision.
[03:27] <
Lady Renae> Are our tracking arrays in place?
[03:27] <Trevrabbit> Up and running.
[03:27] <
Lady Renae> Mattias, what do your calculations show?
[03:28] <
Lady Renae> Do we have Mattias?
[03:28] <+Mattias> My calculations show lots of tentacles and virgin women
[03:28] <+Mattias> woops, wrong window
[03:28] <+Mattias> yes, the meep and anti-meep are on a divergant course
[03:29] <+Mattias> ><
[03:29] <
Lady Renae> Associate Mattias, you'll never finish your PhD with those antics. Please remain focused.
[03:29] <+Mattias> *convergent
[03:30] <Trevrabbit> General LR, data suggest 84% chance Mattias has slipped into parallel tentacle universe due to meep radiation particles.
[03:30] <
Lady Renae> Adjusting for collision recording at thirty thousand frames per second.
[03:30] <
Lady Renae> Increasing radiation shielding on the enclosure.
[03:30] <+Mattias> 67% chance of me not knowing what I am talking about at any given moment
[03:30] <
Lady Renae> That is what we mathematicians like to call a "given".
[03:31] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Who knew meeping could be so useful?
[03:31] *
Lady Renae monitors the meep
[03:31] <Trevrabbit> Incredible General, data suggest meep has become self-stablizing.
[03:31] <
Lady Renae> Have we located the likely anti-meep, or do we declare an anomaly?
[03:32] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> An anenome?
[03:32] <
Lady Renae> The meep generator seems to be experiencing linguistic difficulty.
[03:32] <Trevrabbit> Anti-meep appears to have be destablized into a meep before being added to meep reaction.
[03:32] <
Lady Renae> Remarkable!
[03:33] *
Lady Renae takes furious notes
[03:33] <Trevrabbit> Meep is 87% stable, the most stable to date ma'am.
[03:33] <
Lady Renae> Marvelous! Do we have projected longevity?
[03:34] <Trevrabbit> Approximately 12 minutes until meep destablizes into moop.
[03:35] <
Lady Renae> Can we introduce the mipp particle to encourage further stability? Where are we on the mipp timeline?
[03:35] <Trevrabbit> Mipp cannon was brought online 1 minute ago.
[03:35] <Trevrabbit> Timing will be close.
[03:35] <
Lady Renae> This will require some extremely precise calibration.
[03:35] <Trevrabbit> 10 minutes till mipp cannon is fully online.
[03:36] <
Lady Renae> Those higgs-boson hacks will never know what hit them.
[03:36] *
Lady Renae grins
[03:38] <Trevrabbit> Ma'am!
[03:38] <Trevrabbit> The LHSC has just fired another anti-meep at our meep!
[03:39] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Meep?
[03:39] <
Lady Renae> Introduce the mipp!
[03:39] <Trevrabbit> Models indicate this will cause destabilization before mipp cannon is brought online!
[03:39] <
Lady Renae> Activate the pre-aligned secondary cannon!
[03:39] <Trevrabbit> I...I can try firing now ma'am no guarantees!
[03:39] <
Lady Renae> We can't take another collision! Fire the mipp!
[03:40] * Trevrabbit fires the mipp cannon.
[03:40] *
Lady Renae follows the mipp, awaiting collision reports
[03:40] <
Lady Renae> We... we have stability!
[03:41] <Trevrabbit> Sensor confirm ma'am.
[03:41] <
Lady Renae> Longevity projections?
[03:41] <+Shivahn|Essay> AGH I need a conclusion.
[03:41] <+Shivahn|Essay> ><
[03:41] <Trevrabbit> Meep in geo-sychronist orbit at 92% stability.
[03:42] <Trevrabbit> Project longevity of at least 6 months.
[03:42] <
Lady Renae> Associate Mattias, please escort the English Major outside of the lab.
[03:42] <Trevrabbit> And then make her play ghetto scrabble until mental breakdown.
[03:42] <
Lady Renae> We've done it, fellows.
[03:42] <
Lady Renae> We have achieved.
[03:43] <
Lady Renae> THE MEEP-BOSON PARTICLE!
[03:43] * Trevrabbit shakes LR's hand and opens another beer.
[03:43] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> More like, if it's me and Renae, it'd be Meep-Bosom... =3
[03:44] <
Lady Renae> This is a definitive proof of the existence of orbiting teakettles!
[03:44] <+Mattias> tehe
[03:44] <
Lady Renae> Call the President! And Dawkins! And the studio! We have movie rights to sell!!