01:08
Sigmaleph beats the crap out of Mattias with a wrench01:08 Sigmaleph: Did it work?
01:08 Mattias: Hadez: please come over with some lotion
01:08 Mattias: we'll have a great time
01:09 Hadez: are you sure your family is gone?
01:09 Mattias: yep
01:09 Mantorok: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
01:09 Mattias: I killed them all so we could be together
01:09 Hadez: ill help you dispose of the bodies after we make love
01:10 Mantorok: -movie snip-
01:10 Sigmaleph: aww, this is so romantic
01:10 Vene: Science+wrenches=win
01:10
Vene hits Sigmaleph with another wrench01:10 Lithp : Holy shit, I somehow killed this Master Tonberry.
01:10
Vene records the results01:10 Mattias: wait, why am I aroused?
01:10 Sigmaleph: I would complain, but I really can't
01:11 Hadez: because you know this is what you desire in your heart
01:11
Mattias slowly removes Hadez' garments01:12
Mattias strokes Hadez slender body from head to toe01:12
Vene grabs the camera01:12 Sigmaleph: Anyway, for some reason being hit scientifically with a wrench has made me sleepy. Either that or being awake for about 20 hours.
01:12 Mattias: night Current
01:12 Hadez: goodnight
01:12 Sigmaleph: Nighty night, enjoy your fucking and other assorted activities
01:13 Hadez: we will
01:13 Hadez: ... for science
01:13
Mattias turns around and rubs against Hadez01:13
*** Sigmaleph quit (Quit: sleeeeeepery)01:13
Mattias goes to the bedroom, giving one last glance towards Hadez01:13
Hadez lets out a contented sigh01:13
Mattias has eyes filled with passion01:14 Damen: Wait, what?
01:14 Vene: Mattias, fuck Hadez with your eyes
01:14 Hadez: sorry but i cant stop laughing in rl
01:14 Damen: there's an interesting visual
01:14 Vene: And tell him to fuck you cunt while you stroke your did
01:14
Mattias lays back on the bed and removes his kimono01:14 Vene: *dick
01:14
Mattias is ready01:15 Damen: Cait's gonna be pissed she missed this.
01:15
Hadez slowly crawls over the bed to mattias' supple body01:15
Mattias moans01:15
Damen makes popcorn and gets a huge container of Dr. Pepper with "Bladder Buster" written on the side01:15
Damen sits down and watches01:16
Mattias rubs Hadez' strong chest01:17
Mattias let's out, "Take me!"01:17
Damen begins taking notes01:17 Hadez: honestly i dont know where to go from here, this is too funny
01:18 Mantorok: Quote thread?
01:18 Damen: It's actually kinda hot.
01:18 Mattias: ....
01:18 Damen: go on.
01:18 Hadez: this better not end up in the quote thread
01:18
Mattias reaches down and strokes Hadez' throbbing manhood01:18
Mattias can't resist any longer01:19
Hadez moans softly01:19 Mantorok: Aim for the glowing weak spot
01:19
Damen puts on a record of some soft romantic music to help set the...mood.01:20
Damen passes the popcorn to Vene01:20
Vene sits down next to Damen and grabs some popcorn01:20 Vene: Mmm, buttery
01:20
Mattias has no inhibitions, his body belongs to Hadez01:21
Damen gets a drink for Vene and munches some popcorn01:21
Hadez gives in and begins to ravish the silky, yet firm flesh of mattias01:22
Mattias screams in passion01:22 Damen: Even if I had work tomorrow, I wouldn't be missing this.
01:22
Mattias "Oh god yes, more!"01:22
Vene takes a sip of his drink01:23
Damen starts sketching the scenes of passion, only to lament that his sketches are little more than two stick figures going at it doggy style01:26
Hadez cries in remorse as fbi agents burst through the door and taser him01:27
Mattias comes all over Hadez's stomach01:27 Mattias: damn, I had an erotic ending panned out
01:27 Damen:
01:27 Mattias: stupid spooks ruin everything
01:27
Hadez rubs it in to cherish the moment, before blacking out01:28 Mantorok: Quote thread material
01:28 Damen: Hahaha, V&
01:28 Mattias: ....
01:28 Damen: Yes.
01:28 Hadez: no
01:28 Hadez: no
01:28 Damen: We must share this for the forums.
01:28
Mattias kisses Hadez on the cheek01:28 Damen: share the lulz.
01:28 Mattias: it'll be alright
01:29 Hadez: i suppose youre right
01:29 Damen: Vene beat me to it.
01:29 Hadez: shout the word of our love across the mountains
01:29 Hadez: i care not
01:29 Mantorok: Vene is a champ
01:30 Mattias: if they don't like it then they can talk to our door
01:30 Vene: Something like this just -has- to be shared with the people
01:30 Vene: You have a talking door!?
01:30
Vene has a conversation with it01:30
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