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Post by Shane for Wax on Jul 7, 2011 8:31:43 GMT -5
mashable.com/2011/07/07/apple-amazon-lawsuit/Dear Apple, you don't own everything dealing with apps or anything of the like. Amazon is better than you, anyways, and so is Android. Quit being greedy a-holes. Somehow I knew that Amazon would win out on this. Agreed.
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 7, 2011 9:24:33 GMT -5
Apple is now suing apples for using their trademark.
Also, they're suing anyone named Macintosh or whose nickname is " Mac."
Why? Because FUCK YOU, WE'RE APPLE! That's why.
I'm more interested in whether or not they'll win the suit against them over iCloud. Going against Amazon isn't as major to me as going against a small company, because Amazon stands a fighting chance.
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Post by malicious_bloke on Jul 7, 2011 13:36:53 GMT -5
Steve Jobs should take out an injunction against al gore. We all know the internet was really apple's idea all along.
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Post by MaybeNever on Jul 7, 2011 14:04:25 GMT -5
There was a story in The Onion some years ago about Microsoft patenting ones and zeroes, which entitled them to put the kibosh on just about anything of any sort whatsoever, since almost everything is rooted in mathematics at some level. Seems like that story would be more appropriate of Apple these days.
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 7, 2011 15:15:41 GMT -5
There was a story in The Onion some years ago about Microsoft patenting ones and zeroes, which entitled them to put the kibosh on just about anything of any sort whatsoever, since almost everything is rooted in mathematics at some level. Seems like that story would be more appropriate of Apple these days. Though in Apple's case, it'd probably be a patent on the letter "i."
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Post by MaybeNever on Jul 7, 2011 15:21:35 GMT -5
N that case, guess we'd better avod usng that letter to head off any future lawsuts. Just n case.
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Post by Damen on Jul 8, 2011 11:19:17 GMT -5
Quit being greedy a-i Holes. Fix'd. ;D
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 8, 2011 16:02:59 GMT -5
N that case, guess we'd better avod usng that letter to head off any future lawsuts. Just n case. You have a pont. e wouldn't want to ncur the wrath of Apple.
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Post by matante on Jul 8, 2011 21:29:26 GMT -5
I often mispell "ideas" as "idead". My friend and I determined that this was the name of an Apple product for the imminent zombie apocalypse. What it's supposed to do and whether it targets the zombies or the nomadic survivors is unknown so far. Perhaps it aims to claim ownership of zombiism and every bitten victim will have to hurry up and pay before they turn.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Jul 9, 2011 3:05:58 GMT -5
iDead is actually gonna be what initiates the zombie apocalypse. It'll be sold to all those hipsters that think having a pulse is too mainstream but lack the cajones to just pull a Kurt Cobain.
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Post by Haseen on Jul 9, 2011 7:17:41 GMT -5
N that case, guess we'd better avod usng that letter to head off any future lawsuts. Just n case. You have a pont. e wouldn't want to ncur the wrath of Apple. But if people started typing that way, it would make it easier for them to claim the letter 'i'. And I'm only half-joking...
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 9, 2011 9:59:43 GMT -5
I often mispell "ideas" as "idead". My friend and I determined that this was the name of an Apple product for the imminent zombie apocalypse. What it's supposed to do and whether it targets the zombies or the nomadic survivors is unknown so far. Perhaps it aims to claim ownership of zombiism and every bitten victim will have to hurry up and pay before they turn. My mom pronounces "idea" as "idear." dating service?
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