Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jul 25, 2011 11:22:17 GMT -5
www.cracked.com/article_19340_6-pieces-office-equipment-for-incredibly-paranoid.html
Cracked brings us a list of 6 pieces of office equipment for incredibly paranoid workers. It includes bullet-proof business suits, bullet-proof cubicles, and bullet-proof clipboards, but my personal favorite is the suitcase machine gun:
The rest are a bit WTF, but the suitcase gun definitely takes the cake.
Cracked brings us a list of 6 pieces of office equipment for incredibly paranoid workers. It includes bullet-proof business suits, bullet-proof cubicles, and bullet-proof clipboards, but my personal favorite is the suitcase machine gun:
We've all had that thought, Sure, nothing makes me feel safer during a quarterly sales meeting like a semi-automatic weapon, but Cathy down in HR is a being a total Nazi about it. Luckily, military weapons manufacturer Heckler and Koch puts the "concealed" in "Holy shit, you bring a concealed submachine gun to work?!" with the MP5 Briefcase accessory. And no, it's not just a carrying case -- the gun can be fired while it's still in the case.
See how the MP5 not only fits into this stylish leather briefcase made for just that purpose, but also has a trigger embedded right there on the handle? You don't even need to change the way you're holding it, you can be strolling down the sidewalk, and with the twitch of a finger, suddenly be spraying hot lead indiscriminately in every direction. How fantastic/horrifying is that?
The rest are a bit WTF, but the suitcase gun definitely takes the cake.
