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Post by Deus ex Populo on Nov 29, 2011 14:53:40 GMT -5
Cain Ushers in New Age of Congressional Accountability
Someone coughs in D.C.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 29, 2011 22:38:29 GMT -5
Breaking News: Does Obama Have Tuberculosis?
The Yellowstone supervolcano erupts, rendering all of America except for the extreme coasts uninhabitable, and causing global catastrophe.
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Post by ironbite on Nov 30, 2011 0:51:57 GMT -5
Winter Temperatures Reach Record Lows, Global Warming now officially Debunked
The Goddess Bast comes back and declares herself ruler of the world.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Nov 30, 2011 4:25:18 GMT -5
Communist Liberal dabbling Invokes return of Cat Woman
The people with the forename 'Herman' are banned from certain leftist institutions.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 30, 2011 9:31:53 GMT -5
SEGREGATION FROM THE LEFT!
Fred Phelps dies of natural causes.
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Post by Deus ex Populo on Nov 30, 2011 16:41:01 GMT -5
Christian Hero Ascends to Heaven
Fred Phelps is murdered.
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Khris
Full Member
Looks older than they are
Posts: 225
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Post by Khris on Nov 30, 2011 17:15:56 GMT -5
Gay Agenda claims another
First maned space ship lands on mars.
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Post by verasthebrujah on Dec 1, 2011 2:31:38 GMT -5
Obama Sends American Jobs to Mars
Herman Cain gropes Rachel Maddow on live TV. He immediately denies that it happened.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 1, 2011 11:08:30 GMT -5
Cain Defends Reputation
It is proven that the GOP only supports Herman Cain because he's black, so that when asked they can claim they're not racist.
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Post by verasthebrujah on Dec 1, 2011 12:41:08 GMT -5
Dems Play the Race Card
Mexico invades the United States, wins the ensuing war in less than three weeks, and reclaims Texas and the territory that they lost in the Mexican-American War.
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Post by Deus ex Populo on Dec 1, 2011 15:32:49 GMT -5
America Pays Ultimate Price for Illegal Immigration
A watch battery dies in the White House.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Dec 1, 2011 16:06:40 GMT -5
Technological failure signals end times for America
Obama's daughters get top grades in school.
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Post by N. De Plume on Dec 1, 2011 16:51:10 GMT -5
Obama Daughters Show Signs of ElitismKoch brothers pull the same stunt as the Dukes in Trading Places. Their victims obtain identical revenge.
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Post by Deus ex Populo on Dec 1, 2011 18:23:20 GMT -5
Class War! Traitors Topple Legitimate Business OwnersA man, claiming to be a direct descendant of Joshua Norton, declares himself Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico. Somehow, he gains actual power and establishes an absolute monarchy.
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Post by DrKilljoy on Dec 2, 2011 12:50:00 GMT -5
Californian Liberal Hijacks Electoral Process, Panders To Illegals
Somewhere in the United States, a portal to Equestria is discovered.
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