Post by Tiberius on Aug 26, 2011 16:47:08 GMT -5
I discovered a few days ago that Wisdom Tree, a company specializing in pirated Christian versions of NES games, still exists. On it's site are seven free online versions of their old NES games (Which have not aged well... though in all fairness, Spiritual Warrior is okay, though a blatant rip off of Zelda can only be so bad, given the source material).
You can also purchase versions of these knockoff NES games converted for PC (Though they are not compatable with Vista or Windows 7, apparantly) for the great price of 7.50!
That isn't the best part, though. Apparantly the company has been busy making more terrible games in the meantime. I have only looked through one's description, but I think it is enough. Here is an excerpt from the description of 'JESUS IN SPACE' (They seem to be adamant about spelling it in all caps.) to which I was left no response but 'What?'.
"On the underwater Planet Vet he'll meet Minister Gil Filtafish and use the BABEL 4000 translator to figure out how to explain "baptism" to aliens who live underwater. (What would John the Baptist wear underwater) Capt Paul explains Baptism to Stu in a presentation aboard the Tarsus (complete with questions to answer), and there's a fun Baptism "Pipes" game that gives you the answers to a quiz about Baptism --if you were paying attention."
You too can own JESUS IN SPACE for only twenty three dollars! Anyway. Here's the site, if you feel like checking it out for the lulz. The free games are in the arcade, the rest are in the 'our games' section.
www.wisdomtreegames.com/index.html
You can also purchase versions of these knockoff NES games converted for PC (Though they are not compatable with Vista or Windows 7, apparantly) for the great price of 7.50!
That isn't the best part, though. Apparantly the company has been busy making more terrible games in the meantime. I have only looked through one's description, but I think it is enough. Here is an excerpt from the description of 'JESUS IN SPACE' (They seem to be adamant about spelling it in all caps.) to which I was left no response but 'What?'.
"On the underwater Planet Vet he'll meet Minister Gil Filtafish and use the BABEL 4000 translator to figure out how to explain "baptism" to aliens who live underwater. (What would John the Baptist wear underwater) Capt Paul explains Baptism to Stu in a presentation aboard the Tarsus (complete with questions to answer), and there's a fun Baptism "Pipes" game that gives you the answers to a quiz about Baptism --if you were paying attention."
You too can own JESUS IN SPACE for only twenty three dollars! Anyway. Here's the site, if you feel like checking it out for the lulz. The free games are in the arcade, the rest are in the 'our games' section.
www.wisdomtreegames.com/index.html
