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Post by discoberry on Aug 27, 2011 19:32:49 GMT -5
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Aug 27, 2011 19:38:27 GMT -5
 Jesus Christ. |
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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Aug 27, 2011 19:41:48 GMT -5
Mostly not funny, but this made me giggle a little.  And that page was badly in need of some comic relief. |
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Post by Jodie on Aug 27, 2011 19:43:08 GMT -5
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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Aug 27, 2011 19:55:40 GMT -5
This was blatant as fuck.
And this is a youth ministry meaning that if these suckers worshipers leave behind the amounts she's asking they can pretty much kiss a tertiary education goodbye.
But hey, who needs ejamacashion when you have Jesus?
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Post by Jodie on Aug 27, 2011 20:07:01 GMT -5
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Post by Random Guy on Aug 27, 2011 20:24:21 GMT -5
 Do these people even realize what they sound like? |
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Aug 27, 2011 20:31:27 GMT -5
 BJU's policies up until 2000. I'm not entirely surprised, though. My mom's side of the family is from and still lives in Greenville, and they're some of the most racist fuckheads you'd ever meet. Also, Columbia had a Confederate flag flying over the State House until 2000, so maybe BJU took their cue from them. I'm still fucking pissed off, though. I used to be proud to be a South Carolinian, and then I started learning about THIS shit. Fuck South Carolina. |
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Post by Vypernight on Aug 28, 2011 4:49:04 GMT -5
Jesus Christ. Jesus, first teach this person about periods and commas, Please! |
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Post by servo on Aug 28, 2011 5:24:48 GMT -5
If you watch Christian television, that is like, every program on any topic at anytime. Seriously I watch CTS for the lulz and like 85% of the time it is just telemarketing for Jesus. We have satellite television so that the parents can watch television from their home country. Some religious channels are also on the same satellite. The craziest channel is the one for kids, Smile of the Child or something like that. |
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Post by xotan on Aug 28, 2011 12:54:27 GMT -5
Jesus needs money. Money = religion
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Aug 28, 2011 15:27:25 GMT -5
Jesus Christ. Jesus, first teach this person about periods and commas, Please! This person has their back window obscured and that's what you're worried about? Please do not let this car on the road. |
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Post by itachirumon on Aug 28, 2011 23:48:55 GMT -5
BJU's policies up until 2000. I'm not entirely surprised, though. My mom's side of the family is from and still lives in Greenville, and they're some of the most racist fuckheads you'd ever meet. Also, Columbia had a Confederate flag flying over the State House until 2000, so maybe BJU took their cue from them. I'm still fucking pissed off, though. I used to be proud to be a South Carolinian, and then I started learning about THIS shit. Fuck South Carolina. "It is the business of Bubba John's Brainwashing Building to know where it's students go and with whom they associate" No..No NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NO, it is NOT! That dear shitheads, is totalitarianism, and it's unethical, and ought to be illegal for every student over 18. High school? Yes, I wouldn't add the "with whom they associate" part but, I'm not a paranoid fuck with buckshot blocking my functional neurons. If I light a fire, kindly go burn in it, I'd say die but I'd rather the whole place go up in flames and not have a loss of life (nobody needs to die, the building just needs to burn down). Better yet, float into the sky and get lost, I've got a free spot in the Bermuda Triangle for you. |
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Post by dasfuchs on Aug 29, 2011 7:07:42 GMT -5
Jesus, first teach this person about periods and commas, Please! This person has their back window obscured and that's what you're worried about? Please do not let this car on the road. Doesn't look like a 'Merican van neither |
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Post by Thejebusfire on Aug 29, 2011 10:59:40 GMT -5
BJU's policies up until 2000. I'm not entirely surprised, though. My mom's side of the family is from and still lives in Greenville, and they're some of the most racist fuckheads you'd ever meet. Also, Columbia had a Confederate flag flying over the State House until 2000, so maybe BJU took their cue from them. I'm still fucking pissed off, though. I used to be proud to be a South Carolinian, and then I started learning about THIS shit. Fuck South Carolina. I will never call my college shitty again. |
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