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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 1, 2011 20:08:26 GMT -5
Don't look at me, Bill! i'm 'IDEOUS! Amaranth, I'll have you know that while I giggle at Welshy talking about sheepfucking, I draw the line here. An Englishman fucking a goat is just going too far. So what nationality do you approve of having intercourse with goats? Germans. Obviously.
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Post by chad sexington on Sept 1, 2011 21:13:05 GMT -5
Greeks!
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 1, 2011 21:13:10 GMT -5
Don't look at me, Bill! i'm 'IDEOUS! Amaranth, I'll have you know that while I giggle at Welshy talking about sheepfucking, I draw the line here. An Englishman fucking a goat is just going too far. Technically, it's going all the way.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 1, 2011 23:33:43 GMT -5
So THAT'S where Greek yogurt comes from... Amaranth: Pedant.
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 2, 2011 7:59:41 GMT -5
Oh dear, I didn't know mental illness was contagious. It's not pedantry, it's a joke.
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Post by Yla on Sept 2, 2011 8:14:52 GMT -5
So what nationality do you approve of having intercourse with goats? Germans. Obviously. If I ever feel the need, I'll be glad to know I have DeadpanDoubters approval. May I ask why it's 'obviously'? Because of the Gamsbärte?
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Post by Vene on Sept 2, 2011 11:53:08 GMT -5
We have two D&D campaigns that have been going on here for, oh, hell, since 1992, one in which I DM and one in which I play. In the one I play in, my character is a 27th level (and every level earned the hard way, I might add) human fighter/cleric (Ftr 20/Clr 7) raised by dwarfs named Captain Salazar Singebeard-on-the-Deep-Fall, AKA "Cap'n Sally." He always claims that his mother was human and his father was a dwarf with a stepladder and extremely good aim. I approve of this explanation. Also, this isn't the most fucked-up giant sex ever. Odin, who is supposed to be man-sized, had kids with a 100-foot-tall giantess. Think about that for a minute. Better yet, DON'T. He walked into her cunt, sat down and wanked until she was filled with godly spunk.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 2, 2011 13:50:59 GMT -5
Oh dear, I didn't know mental illness was contagious. It's not pedantry, it's a joke. So was calling you a pedant. SO THERE! HAHA! Yla: No, but now that you mention it... Nah, it's just 'cause "German goatfucker" is catchy. Also, because of He Who Shall Not Be Named version 0.5.
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 2, 2011 16:15:20 GMT -5
Oh dear, I didn't know mental illness was contagious. It's not pedantry, it's a joke. So was calling you a pedant. SO THERE! HAHA! Yeah, but I couldn't resist. TAKE THAT! Besides, if I'm gonna get the blame, might as well do the deed. I was gonna correct you and say Hitler (oh, settle down, Ron) was at least 1.0, but I'm pretty sure the reason the Nazis lost was the fact that they never released a stable version of Hitler. And with software patches decades away....
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 2, 2011 16:39:11 GMT -5
So was calling you a pedant. SO THERE! HAHA! Yeah, but I couldn't resist. TAKE THAT! Besides, if I'm gonna get the blame, might as well do the deed. I was gonna correct you and say Hitler (oh, settle down, Ron) was at least 1.0, but I'm pretty sure the reason the Nazis lost was the fact that they never released a stable version of Hitler. And with software patches decades away.... I was referring entirely to the title "HWSNBN" itself in calling him version 0.5. Although now I wonder if Voldemort was merely a rushed production shoved out there to placate the fanboys, considering that he was (and this is a rough guess here) produced within the decade after Hitler's death, has severely limited sights (England? Only England? Really? Were the Nazis just really sore about that one getting away?) and is taken down by a 17-year-old. I'm far more worried about what they have in the works right now-- they've had so long to develop it, perhaps it/he/she will cause the global downfall the Mayans "predicted" in 2012. ...*sharply looks at the Republican party* Oh...my...GOD.
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 2, 2011 16:52:19 GMT -5
I was referring entirely to the title "HWSNBN" itself in calling him version 0.5. Although now I wonder if Voldemort was merely a rushed production shoved out there to placate the fanboys, considering that he was (and this is a rough guess here) produced within the decade after Hitler's death, has severely limited sights (England? Only England? Really? Were the Nazis just really sore about that one getting away?) and is taken down by a 17-year-old. I'm far more worried about what they have in the works right now-- they've had so long to develop it, perhaps it/he/she will cause the global downfall the Mayans "predicted" in 2012. ...*sharply looks at the Republican party* Oh...my...GOD. BEES. Sorry, had to. I know it's not the exact ref, but still. But of course he was taken downby a kid. They're always the first to adapt to new technology. And he was dated equipment by the time he hit 17. The only reason adults were scared of Voldielocks is that they couldn't adapt. Much like my grandmother trying to use the internet. Hell, she hasn't figured out how to turn off the caps lock after 5 years. Dumbledore may have scared people, but only based on legacy. It took a kid to bring Voldie down.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 2, 2011 17:06:21 GMT -5
Nonsense. This is MAGIC! Magic is ageless, magic is timeless. The vast majority of spells were created before Voldemort was ever born; Harry used very little innovation, spell-wise. He thought like a Muggle, and not even like a modern Muggle-- he didn't use guns or knives. Even the magic his mum used to protect him was an ancient magic. Voldemort just couldn't cut it. He was a disgrace to the ideology; he was weak, in their eyes. They never seem to realize that the weakness was pride, the same pride that stopped them the first time. Then again, though, can't risk their champion becoming open to new ways; open-mindedness is a gateway drug to liberalization and tolerance. Also my grandmother knows way too much about the internet for her health and our sanity, so my anecdote declares yours invalid.
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 2, 2011 17:17:15 GMT -5
Nonsense. This is MAGIC! Magic is ageless, magic is timeless. The vast majority of spells were created before Voldemort was ever born; Harry used very little innovation, spell-wise. He thought like a Muggle, and not even like a modern Muggle-- he didn't use guns or knives. Even the magic his mum used to protect him was an ancient magic. Voldemort just couldn't cut it. He was a disgrace to the ideology; he was weak, in their eyes. They never seem to realize that the weakness was pride, the same pride that stopped them the first time. Then again, though, can't risk their champion becoming open to new ways; open-mindedness is a gateway drug to liberalization and tolerance. Also my grandmother knows way too much about the internet for her health and our sanity, so my anecdote declares yours invalid. Bah. He thought like a wizard, which is why his strategies were so limited. Even oldschool thinking knew the value of the high ground, and he was thinking way out of date with little skirmishes and the like. Even his ambition was limited...And what muggle would insist his enemy be killed only by him? Bond villains don't count, because they're not real (Whereas Voldie totally IS) And oh yeah? Well....Your Grandma hangs around on 4Chan! And certain sections that shall be named.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 2, 2011 18:20:23 GMT -5
...wait, are you talking about Harry or Voldemort? You've really got me confused here.
Your grandma hangs out on lolcats.
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 2, 2011 18:45:43 GMT -5
...wait, are you talking about Harry or Voldemort? You've really got me confused here. Your grandma hangs out on lolcats. Both. And yeah, SO?
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