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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Sept 1, 2011 10:14:22 GMT -5
www.cracked.com/article_19397_the-5-most-depraved-sex-scenes-implied-by-harry-potter.html5 - Never knew that before, but it makes sense, and it makes me LOL. Bitch deserved it. 4 - Noticed this early on as well. During the book, I was thinking, "Is this legal?" 3 - I've considered this too. I'd be getting my hands on some celebrity hair for sure! 2 - I thought all readers over the age of 15 caught on to this. 1- Duh. First sex-related thing in Harry Potter I ever thought of. I wonder why they didn't add the part about Dumbledore's sister possibly being raped.
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 1, 2011 10:41:11 GMT -5
5. Me and a friend used to joke about that. Don't know Centaur Lore, but the rest fit.
4. Yeah, that one is REALLY creepy. Especially when you consider they didn't even hide its use, since Harry was a target.
3. It's sad, but I never thought about the gender element. That is SO AWESOME.
2 and 1. I'm with you. A huge DUH on the latter and I'm pretty sure anyone who's hit puberty figured out the former.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Sept 1, 2011 11:00:25 GMT -5
I've been wondering about number one for AGES.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 1, 2011 11:01:34 GMT -5
I think the best part of that whole article is the picture and caption of Voldemort.
Also, yes, I tried to ignore it but I knew what happened with 5 and 2.
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Post by Aqualung on Sept 1, 2011 11:06:20 GMT -5
Why can't they ever put their articles all on one page?! >.<
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 1, 2011 11:09:06 GMT -5
I've been wondering about number one for AGES. Me, too. How the FUCK does that work? |
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Post by Yla on Sept 1, 2011 12:48:38 GMT -5
When talking about implied naughty sexual acts in Harry Potter, nothing beats the wand/wang issue.The top instance might be the scene in GoF, where Ollivander inspects the contestant's wands, noting, among other things, their length. Then there are a few sentences where Harry tries to rub his wand to clean it. Then sparks shoot from the tip[!], and Fleur gives him a pityful look[!!]. |
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 1, 2011 13:08:16 GMT -5
I think the best part of that whole article is the picture and caption of Voldemort. Also, yes, I tried to ignore it but I knew what happened with 5 and 2. No you didn't.  |
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 1, 2011 13:08:35 GMT -5
When talking about implied naughty sexual acts in Harry Potter, nothing beats the wand/wang issue.The top instance might be the scene in GoF, where Ollivander inspects the contestant's wands, noting, among other things, their length. Then there are a few sentences where Harry tries to rub his wand to clean it. Then sparks shoot from the tip[!], and Fleur gives him a pityful look[!!]. So all Witches are transgendered? |
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Post by Shane for Wax on Sept 1, 2011 13:46:26 GMT -5
Aqualung: I don't know but it bugs me to hell and back. @dpd: I don't know! D:
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Post by the sandman on Sept 1, 2011 16:18:29 GMT -5
I've been wondering about number one for AGES. Me, too. How the FUCK does that work? We have two D&D campaigns that have been going on here for, oh, hell, since 1992, one in which I DM and one in which I play. In the one I play in, my character is a 27th level (and every level earned the hard way, I might add) human fighter/cleric (Ftr 20/Clr 7) raised by dwarfs named Captain Salazar Singebeard-on-the-Deep-Fall, AKA "Cap'n Sally." He always claims that his mother was human and his father was a dwarf with a stepladder and extremely good aim. |
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Post by The_L on Sept 1, 2011 17:12:08 GMT -5
Me, too. How the FUCK does that work? We have two D&D campaigns that have been going on here for, oh, hell, since 1992, one in which I DM and one in which I play. In the one I play in, my character is a 27th level (and every level earned the hard way, I might add) human fighter/cleric (Ftr 20/Clr 7) raised by dwarfs named Captain Salazar Singebeard-on-the-Deep-Fall, AKA "Cap'n Sally." He always claims that his mother was human and his father was a dwarf with a stepladder and extremely good aim. I approve of this explanation. Also, this isn't the most fucked-up giant sex ever. Odin, who is supposed to be man-sized, had kids with a 100-foot-tall giantess. Think about that for a minute. Better yet, DON'T. |
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Post by Sleepy on Sept 1, 2011 17:22:53 GMT -5
The polyjuice potion always made me wonder, especially after the seventh film brought it up again. Once you've consumed the potion and become that person, would examining your body be like some sort of violation? What about masturbating?
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 1, 2011 17:44:39 GMT -5
Don't look at me, Bill! i'm 'IDEOUS!
Amaranth, I'll have you know that while I giggle at Welshy talking about sheepfucking, I draw the line here. An Englishman fucking a goat is just going too far.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 1, 2011 17:50:24 GMT -5
Don't look at me, Bill! i'm 'IDEOUS! Amaranth, I'll have you know that while I giggle at Welshy talking about sheepfucking, I draw the line here. An Englishman fucking a goat is just going too far. So what nationality do you approve of having intercourse with goats? |
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