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Post by malicious_bloke on May 3, 2009 3:59:33 GMT -5
...or as they are known to followers of Taylor, "time at the bar". Back in school a bunch of us invented a cult based around one of our teachers. The man was legendary...that was, until he was sacrificed for our sins and replaced with a complete dullard known as Mr Davies (the Evil One). Now, it was written that Sylvia plath and Carol ann duffy were evil and clearly agents of the nefarious work of the Davies, this we knew from being forced by the Davies to read their FUCKING AWFUL POETRY. Long story short, this happened the other day - news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8027767.stmThis is a clear sign that the end is nearly upon us, soon the Taylor will return and the final battle against the rising cost of beer, limited drinking hours and the prevalence of horrible poetry will commence. In this, you are either on the side of coolness or you are neckbeardy wierdo. Choose the cool path... |
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Post by karl on May 3, 2009 4:44:47 GMT -5
Holy Shit she looks like a bundle of laughs,
she's not going to be reciting 'There was a young man from nantucket...' So i shall...
ahhem
There was a young man from nantucket,
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
he said with a grin, as he wiped his chin,
if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
IthangYoooo
See Its me who should be sodding poet thingy.
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Post by deliciousdemon on May 3, 2009 6:05:24 GMT -5
The payment is 600 bottles of Sherry? That's hilarious--well it's money now so... Anyway I've never read any of her work so I cannot really comment.
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Post by malicious_bloke on May 3, 2009 6:49:16 GMT -5
The payment is 600 bottles of Sherry? That's hilarious--well it's money now so... Anyway I've never read any of her work so I cannot really comment. Not recommended. Put simply, it's meaningless garbage designed to pollute you in mind and soul. |
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Post by deliciousdemon on May 3, 2009 7:10:04 GMT -5
That seems like a rather harsh assessment, and I am sure a lot of people disagree.
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Post by malicious_bloke on May 3, 2009 9:13:33 GMT -5
That seems like a rather harsh assessment, and I am sure a lot of people disagree. The opinion of lager drinkers, carol ann duffy fans and other subhumans is not exactly high on my list of things to pay attention to |
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Post by Lady Renae on May 3, 2009 21:21:25 GMT -5
Wait.. that's a woman? It looks like some famous british dude whose name I can't remember... only with a wig.
ETA: Well, in the first picture anyway.
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Post by chad sexington on May 3, 2009 22:52:31 GMT -5
Yeah, I was thinking Dylan Moran or Ken Stott at first...  |
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Post by wmdkitty on May 4, 2009 6:25:32 GMT -5
Wait.. that's a woman? It looks like some famous british dude whose name I can't remember... only with a wig. ETA: Well, in the first picture anyway. I clicked the link. I wish I could unsee that picture. (There's "manly", and there's "OHGODGETITAWAYFROMME" -- she is the latter.) |
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Post by Julian on May 4, 2009 6:38:07 GMT -5
 Clearly it's the lovechild of Sir Paul McCartney...  And Billy Joel.  [Edit:] Don't ask me how I know these things! |
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Post by Lady Renae on May 4, 2009 6:50:20 GMT -5
Julian... thou hast earned thyself an EXALT!
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Post by chad sexington on May 4, 2009 7:11:47 GMT -5
Well spotted!
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Post by ironbite on May 4, 2009 11:50:34 GMT -5
See...this is why I don't click links at all.
Ironbite-she's that ugly?
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 4, 2009 11:56:53 GMT -5
Ah Carol Ann-Duffy, third worst poet to ever come out of Britain, famous for such brilliant lines as "I want to cut my bastard husband" and variations thereof.
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Post by Dr. Waldorf X on May 4, 2009 15:15:32 GMT -5
Ah Carol Ann-Duffy, third worst poet to ever come out of Britain, famous for such brilliant lines as "I want to cut my bastard husband" and variations thereof. Could be worse. She could be a Vogon. |
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