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Post by Redhunter on Mar 6, 2009 6:19:46 GMT -5
I think I'm still the king though. I'll come up with something irreverent and/or surreal, and I'll think it's a good point or funny as hell and it's nuthin but crickets till someone necros the thread and posts as if I had never said a thing.
Yeah, I bring the sound of screeching tires with me.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 6, 2009 6:13:09 GMT -5
www.movieguide.org/articles/1/243From the site: " This movie contains extreme violence, nudity, and sex, including rape" said Dr. Ted Baehr, chairman and spokesmen of the Commission. "Throughout most of the whole picture, one male character walks around completely naked, with his private parts waving in the breeze. "This kind of content used to be rated X or NC-17," Dr. Baehr added. "The motion picture industry keeps changing its standards. No wonder the MPAA's rating system confuses parents."
Dr. Baehr said, "The MPAA office told us that it would bring our concerns about this movie and its rating to their board. Whatever they decide, we appreciate the board taking another look at this issue. Even so, the movie industry needs to clean up its act and stop inserting graphic violence, sex, nudity, and drug use into its movies.
"After all, would ‘Casablanca' become an even better work of art if the script contained a bunch of "f" words, or if Ingrid Bergman appeared completely nude? Definitely not!"
OH MY GOD! A CHARACTER APPEARS ALMOST ENTIRELY NAKED! CALL THE SNAKES! Then again, this site does have an article about the "Artistic Merits of Fireproof", so they might not be the most reliable source. Whatta fucking douchebag. Imagine this alternate reality: Casablanca is released, major stars, brilliant performances, sweeps the oscars. It's a great story, it's a masterpiece and then someone comes along and fills it with incredibly graphic violence. Now imagine I change the name of that movie from Casablanca to Saving Private Ryan. Did the presence of "F words" and violence make it a shit movie? What a piece of shit comparison. Go live in a world of disney cartoons then you nutless fuck, and leave the adult situations to fucking adults. If someone doesn't want to look at "naughty" tees, they dont' have to fucking look at them. Why is that so hard for some folks to understand?
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 6, 2009 5:56:13 GMT -5
When it's simple it's not subtle, when it's more complicated it's "borderline poe"? Okay then.
sky, the folks that are going to be offended by these tee's usually have to have them explained to them anyway. If I'm going to insult someone I don't feel like explaining to them why they should find it offensive. Might as well waste time explaining the basics of morals to someone while I'm at it, you know what I mean?
That said I love the mantis shirt.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 6, 2009 5:23:36 GMT -5
I hear ya, I just find it way funnier to think of right wingers watching it thinking they are "ripping on libs" when THEY are the actual punchline. Even if Colbert was a serious conservative there would still be liberals who would watch. I think that if a conservative finds out what the show really is, they are/will be offended. So it's not in the fact that he has fooled people before, including yourself, it's that he fools the very folks he is lampooning into watching his show, and them thinking that they are the ones pointing and laughing. That is a far more complicated "hilarious" than merely tricking someone with a sudden sharp comedic turn or some 'Punk'd' type shit. So I'm not ripping on you for being fooled if that's what you think. Also, I'm saying that SC never got a chance to TRY to fool me because I knew of him prior to his show. Otherwise I would've been scratching my head trying to figure it out too. He's just really good at what he does! Oh, no, I actually didn't think that at all. Sorry if you misunderstood. No worries. nothing to be sorry about. I just know that sometimes people think a rant about x is actually about them just because they might've first breached the subject. Gotta head them lemmings off at the pass before they run themselves off a cliff, you know?
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 6, 2009 4:27:20 GMT -5
That's not cool. I don't like people doing stuff like that to their animals. My old roommate would get her dog drunk, and she thought it was so funny. I used to know this guy who would get his dog high. He though that was funny. Personally, I think it's cruel. Those animals have no idea what's happening to them. He's 600 pounds having 3 ounces O' Guiness. Tops. Donkeys can't burp. A few swigs of stout you could twirl like spagetti on a fork does them no harm whatsoever. I'm no monster, but have created 2-1/2. That is an awesome picture.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 6, 2009 4:20:46 GMT -5
The guy I'd turn gay for: What can I say? He reminds me of me. He was also the voice of one of my all time favourite cartoon characters.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 6, 2009 3:19:27 GMT -5
Aww screw it... I'm just a sick fucker being dirty. We all know it and I for one, am cool with that. And that's why we love you ((((((((((((((((((((Current))))))))))))))))))))))
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 6, 2009 3:17:06 GMT -5
Yeah, that's been her MO lately. But that's the price of being an attention whore I guess.
Another one is that fucked up version of what she says evolution is... "Oh, like one day a zebra just happened to give birth to a lobster..." She's had it explained and goes out of her way to debate it on forums (and let's face it, i've probably only seen a fraction of a percentage POINT of the number of posts that shes made and i know she has brought it up a couple of dozen times and had it explained to her in all manners of understandability fifty times more than that) and she insists that is what evolution is. "A monkey just happened to give birth to a man and somewhere else another monkey just happened to give birth to a woman and somehow they survived with monkey parents, met and figured out how to have sex and raise babies and they populated the planet? LOL! Sorry, but that never happened, sorry!"
Of course it didn't fucking happen you dolt! You're the ONLY one who thinks that! That makes it a giant and easy target when it's COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG!
But like other trolls/fundies, she refuses to debate it because she says it is just too ridiculous to take seriously. No shit, huh? Debating it might make her learn and learning might unravel her threadbare safety net and that she will not allow to happen. She thinks its better to close her eyes and start humming "jesus gonna be here" than figure a way out of her predicament.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 6, 2009 2:32:04 GMT -5
I was JUST discussing this the other day. I knew of Colbert from Dailyl Show and Strangers With Candy before that. I knew his history and so I was never fooled, but I've often stated (as i did the other day) that there are probably many conservatives that watch it thinking they are watching a liberal-bashing show. I think that is fucking hilarious. I actually started watching TCR and TDS on the same night in December 2006 (I started watching TDS because Tom Waits was on that night, and thought it was hilarious so I've been a fan ever since). And I'd never seen SWC at the time, so I wasn't familiar with Colbert at all until TCR. I hear ya, I just find it way funnier to think of right wingers watching it thinking they are "ripping on libs" when THEY are the actual punchline. Even if Colbert was a serious conservative there would still be liberals who would watch. I think that if a conservative finds out what the show really is, they are/will be offended. So it's not in the fact that he has fooled people before, including yourself, it's that he fools the very folks he is lampooning into watching his show, and them thinking that they are the ones pointing and laughing. That is a far more complicated "hilarious" than merely tricking someone with a sudden sharp comedic turn or some 'Punk'd' type shit. So I'm not ripping on you for being fooled if that's what you think. Also, I'm saying that SC never got a chance to TRY to fool me because I knew of him prior to his show. Otherwise I would've been scratching my head trying to figure it out too. He's just really good at what he does!
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 6, 2009 2:19:30 GMT -5
I don't even like men very much and I can't help but be attracted to Neil Patrick Harris. I believe it is near impossible NOT to have a thing for him. Looks like I have acheived the near impossible. Red wrote: I don't think I've ever wanted to fuck a dude, but I can see why some people find some men attractive.Those people are called women. WHAT? You totally mistook what I'm saying here. I don't think men are "hot", but I understand the appeal of certain men. I can see an underwear model and understand that the bulk of hetero women will find him attractive. I don't listen to Christina Aguilara (sp) but I understand WHY other people do. I DON'T understand or immediately see the attraction to NPH or the music of the Dave Matthews bad. I get there are going to be SOME people who like them, but if I went into this blind, I wouldn't peg them as frontrunners in these particular subjects (attractiveness and music). Girls swoon over brad pitt or johnny depp, I "get" that. I don't agree with it in that I swoon with them, but I understand that they embody many of the attributes that women find attractive.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 5, 2009 8:07:06 GMT -5
She got banned from RR? I wish I saw Those arguments! Oh hell, if you're not familiar with her, it's almost inconceivable what shit spews out of her. That's why I'm convinced she's a Poe. Some of the things she says are just so astoundingly ignorant it's difficult to imagine them coming from someone not drooling into a cup. Well that tears it, we gotta start a caripoe thread. Sandman had collected a bunch of her shit at one time and I think I have them saved somewhere, but I warn you, whoever starts it is unleashing a Pandorkus Box of badly authored, mental Novocaine.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 5, 2009 7:22:16 GMT -5
Fuckin' a right. I just watched it again like a month ago. So yeah, be careful... DS isn't a Sci-Fi channel original movie, don't lump it in with 'Sabretooth' and those fucking giant snake movies and shit. I can't believe they keep making that shit. If they were to put the budget for two or three of those flix together they could have something that didn't look like crap interbred with a children's cartoon.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 5, 2009 7:14:09 GMT -5
Oh come on, he occasionally gives a subtle smile to let the audience know. What do youse guys need, Shakespearean asides? Are you bloody serious? Have you seen what passes for comedy on american television most times? A quarter of the country was intent on voting sarah palin as vp, American Idol has been on for like ten years and people were torn on whether or not OJ really did it. Not the most demanding group... In this country, subtle is some guy getting accidentally hit in the nuts.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 5, 2009 6:52:11 GMT -5
If it helps at all, I had to watch "The Colbert Report" a few times before figuring out that it was a parody of conservative stances, not a sincere endorsement. Despite the fact that it's on Comedy Central. I feel stupid. I did this too. First time I watched it in late 2006 I had no idea it was a parody and I got so mad at all the liberal-bashing he was doing. But then I looked it up on Wikipedia and found out it was satire. Now I think Colbert's a genius and I'm a huge fan. I was JUST discussing this the other day. I knew of Colbert from Dailyl Show and Strangers With Candy before that. I knew his history and so I was never fooled, but I've often stated (as i did the other day) that there are probably many conservatives that watch it thinking they are watching a liberal-bashing show. I think that is fucking hilarious.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 5, 2009 6:30:30 GMT -5
Yuh-huh. Suuuure. That's precisely what You meant. Yuh-huh! I mean what I... I mean, I'm mean when I say, umm, things that are mean? And I'm saying I'm meaning to say that I'm mean. Yeah... Yeah! That's what I means because I... Aww screw it... I'm just a sick fucker being dirty. We all know it and I for one, am cool with that.
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