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Post by CtraK on Mar 30, 2009 21:24:24 GMT -5
Might want to include me in that list of deranged foreigners. I confess I feel the need to point out that describing oneself as a foreigner without setting a reference point, such as a specific country, is meaningless. Okiedokie. Nominate Sealand.
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Post by CtraK on Mar 30, 2009 19:47:19 GMT -5
...and in a less spectacular comeback, I've managed to get this fucker of an Internet connection working again.
Also, yayziness.
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Post by CtraK on Mar 29, 2009 21:29:20 GMT -5
Whilst I'd be for gun control for the US in theory, as many here have pointed out, the time that could have happened has passed. I may quote this wrong, but aren't there supposedly more guns than adults in the USA now? And it's not like they'll all conveniently rot away if production was cut off, unless it turns out the manufacturers were all using reinforced vegetable composite to cut costs.*
*best potential corporate scandal ever...
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Post by CtraK on Mar 29, 2009 20:32:03 GMT -5
My name is CtraK, and I'm here to confess that I'm not entirely sure what I originally intended to post about.
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Post by CtraK on Mar 29, 2009 14:18:53 GMT -5
Did I miss you? Yes.
But I'll fucking well hit next time...
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Post by CtraK on Mar 28, 2009 16:49:15 GMT -5
. "Stop saying monkey,"
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Post by CtraK on Mar 28, 2009 15:26:01 GMT -5
and the silent
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Post by CtraK on Mar 27, 2009 20:08:34 GMT -5
The UK doesn't really have Graham crackers; Wikipedia (the Light, the Truth and the Word on these things, it seems) claims the closest equivalent is digestive biscuits. Which proves quite revealing - the British invented a biscuit to stop stomach problems, the Americans invented one to stop masturbation. Apparently neither work. Nothing compares to the old thread killer. Every attempt to replicate it has failed. The confession thread seems to be evolving into the new thread killer. Well I guess this is yet more proof that evolution trumps creation. Seems that way, actually. And it hasn't had to resort to spinoffs, either.
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Post by CtraK on Mar 27, 2009 19:24:54 GMT -5
I've never understood the thinking behind these weirdly inversely symbolic activisms(?) that seem to spring up nowadays and imitate the issues to make an overly convoluted point, this included. Right now at my university the issue's with a bunch of protesters whose issue is the Israeli occupation of Gaza - so what's their solution? Occupy lecture theatres. Really, if that's their thinking then on no account should these people be allowed to commemorate the Holocaust.
Well that's my immediate 0.02c*, at any rate.
*not using pounds because they're increasingly lowering in value. Better make it Euro cents.
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Post by CtraK on Mar 27, 2009 13:53:00 GMT -5
It seems that Sky is wrong about this. The fact is the churches own website states the following: "The Lord and His prophets condemn sexual immorality. The prophet Alma taught that sexual sins are more serious than any other sins except murder and denying the Holy Ghost (see Alma 39:3–5). All sexual relations outside of marriage violate the law of chastity and are physically and spiritually dangerous for those who engage in them." ...I can only assume a wedding ring causes mild pressure on circulation on the ring finger, which in turn causes the vaginal spikes and explosive charges to retract. But then I'm not really familiar with the anatomy of Mormon women - if anyone can confirm that these differences exist, that'd be really helpful.
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Post by CtraK on Mar 26, 2009 22:32:59 GMT -5
No. You only get dirty pictures if you join the cult. I remain sceptical here; I mean, you could be offering pictures of the cookie-stealing rabbit with mud on it.
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Post by CtraK on Mar 26, 2009 22:12:31 GMT -5
It's all a conspiracy, to turn Conspiracy Theorists say the darndest things over to the Pope as a tool againt the illuminatii. Yeah, that's what they want you to think.
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Post by CtraK on Mar 26, 2009 21:20:18 GMT -5
I'm not here for any productive reason, I'm just here to lol at a few things. Like how this thread is still going. This board does not. Stop trying to use conduct elsewhere to justify things here. Also to lol at this. This is about as liberal a site you can get without it turning into /b/; everyone with more than half a dozen posts knows this, surely.
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Post by CtraK on Mar 26, 2009 20:14:36 GMT -5
we can all make smores! ;D Why did it take the combined intellectual might of FSTDT and Wikipedia to get me to discover these? dam nmit. What a shitty country* this is. Only Wikipedia spells it as "s'mores". *the United Kingdom. And whilst I'm in rant mode, Kingdom - for fuck's sake. That said, changing it turns it into the United Republic, which makes it sound like something out of the Star Wars prequels, and in any event it's hardly a United anything what with all this talk of devolution and Scottish independence these last 10 years. And how did I get from s'mores to Scottish independence anyway?
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Post by CtraK on Mar 26, 2009 18:31:40 GMT -5
It's really the cookie monster vocals that ruin it, as with a lot of metal. Also, I've now Googled the lyrics and found that ambiguous word I couldn't figure out was "live", not "lube". It's not like the latter doesn't work in context, either, which only makes it more difficult to figure out.
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