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Post by xaviara on Jun 15, 2012 14:08:54 GMT -5
Oh - but my hates [and i have many]
1) "pray on it" - yyyeah, if that had worked i wouldn't be asking an actual person for advice - ditto "i'll pray for you" or "please pray for me/someone" 2) "in the bible," as a prelude for any reference to morality. i've read that book. the people in there are sinful as all hell. they rape their sisters, murder, jizz in public, seduce their parents, steal, lie, cheat, steal from the church, and have [actually kind of cool] one-on-one battles with the angel of god. you wanna use that to tell me i should "respect my elders". the hell you say. 3) "surrender" "prince of peace" "jesus my king" "bride of christ" "jesus living in your heart" "personal relationship" etc. Think about it. is there anyone who can honestly say that it doesn't bother them to be told to give up on what they want in favor of the whims of some dead guy, as they are imagined to be by some churchmouse? no american should ever have a king. jesus said himself "i did not come to bring peace". oh, and i'm not his bride. you, man-pastor, are not his "bride". the church is not his bride. NOT HIS BRIDE. understand?
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Post by xaviara on Jun 15, 2012 13:58:37 GMT -5
Also, people who claim abortion increases the chance of Breast Cancer. Although one good thing that came from it was that is helped the creation of Rationalwiki actually, while abortions don't "cause" breast cancer, they do increase the risks - whereas carrying a baby to full term causes the breast tissue to complete development and almost completely eliminates the risk. but, still, advising people to have a kid in order to avoid getting cancer would be pretty ridiculous.
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Post by xaviara on Jun 15, 2012 13:54:55 GMT -5
went shopping and actually found something that fit! [without making me look fat]
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Post by xaviara on Jun 15, 2012 13:46:42 GMT -5
1) people who don't notice when their pets/children misbehave. helloooo? i'm not picking up that mess! your dog bites me i'ma kick it in the face! i don't care how cute it is that beast is going down! ditto if your child bites me, you'll thank me when he's older. 2) people who ask for my food when they can just get up off their ass and get their own damn apple there's like five in the fruit bowl, bitch (or, you know, that sort of thing) 3) people who leave unfinished food or drink wherever they were (i mean, you got up and left anyways, take that with you) 4) people who talk loudly when having a private conversation 5) people who talk too quiet when not having a private conversation AND THEN FAIL TO SPEAK ANY LOUDER WHEN I SAY I LITERALLY CANNOT HEAR YOU 6) movies with ugly guys as the "hottie" [it doesn't matter how many models swoon for him, if he's not hot, he's not] 7) people who try to tell what to do when i don't even know them.
phew! had more'n i thought!
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Post by xaviara on Jun 15, 2012 13:31:12 GMT -5
i had this dream a while ago and it was totally epic so it started out that i was waking up and it was kind of half-dark, like in between night and day. i was in this place that was like an old baseball feild or some other sports field, but the ground was all just dirt, and the posters and stuff on the fence were really old and i couldn't read them. there were tons of picnic benches and old lawn chairs and stuff out there, and around the outside of hte fence [somehow i just knew it even though i couldnt see it] there was like a junkyard of old cars or something, just a ring around the edge. so i got up and saw that there were just tons of people there, like ordinary people in their work outfits and stuff just looking around all confused. then i realized that for some reason i was a guy [actually, that didn't make any difference for the story, but i was]. There was a witch lady or something, and she kept zooming more people in there, but you couldn't ever actually see her. Somehow i figured out that she was planning to fill the place with zombies and other monsters, too, and watch us all get eaten. so i tried to convince them all to help me build a fort out of all the crap that was there, but no one wanted to help so i just made a tower out of like picnic tables, and tried to break up some of the lawn chairs to get weapons. but then i got tired of it and decided to just leave, so i climbed the fence and went through the junkyard. then, it was the next day and i was in the place again, only this time almost all of the people who were there before were dead. there were some dead bodies, but most had been eaten or cleaned up or something. we realized we had the whole day to prepare for the monsters, so we got all kinds of stuff from the junkyard outside and used the things from inside the place and made this awesome fort and tons of weapons and armor and stuff, and then we were totally stoked to be monster fighting. We all planned to defeat the monsters and then track down the witch and kill her too. then i woke up. it was awesome.
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