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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 28, 2011 19:45:47 GMT -5
WTF Christmas? It’s not even Halloween, Black Friday, which is still too early, is the accepted star of your season. Get the fuck out of here! No one wants you now!
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 28, 2011 19:39:03 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because tolpuddlemartyr's overabundant words kept violating three big hairy bollocks.
A seasoned witch plucked three petunias which judge them (teabaggers) as "unrepentantly inaniloquent scatskulls" who rearrange livers...
Pi radius squared off against the demonic quadratic equation of demonic redundancy, lost badly and left the UFC. Then it died but was reborn more powerful than a magical turnip. "Never have I eaten Michele Bachmann Iowa state-fair corn-dogs grandchild flugelhorn pluperfect, rather I prefer rice", explained Quickdraw in the tone that bespoke lust in that ancient wheezing crackling tone of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Fortunately for the yard my milkshake had killed the boys, smothering them in sweet chocolatey goodness before they could suck off elephants.
Randomly exploding sheep ovaries cause distress among the outrageous gonadal extraction team from Uzbekistan, where rabid donkeys defecate at job interviews angering Boba Fett while amusing Nyarlathotep. Suddenly, Chuck Norris lost his balls again, thanks to Major Major Major Modern Major General Admiral Sgt. Pepper and his psychotic victim's inability to do a barrel roll. When is purple? Half Past Three. mOre crappy, grammar) appeared to torment the pink cephalopod who ate his weight in jackasses
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 27, 2011 10:11:16 GMT -5
Deimos you look kind of like the guy from Surviving the World though it might just be the fact you're wearing a lab coat, nice pic either way.
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 27, 2011 9:55:27 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because tolpuddlemartyr's overabundant words kept violating three big hairy bollocks.
A seasoned witch plucked three petunias which judge them (teabaggers) as "unrepentantly inaniloquent scatskulls" who rearrange livers...
Pi radius squared off against the demonic quadratic equation of demonic redundancy, lost badly and left the UFC. Then it died but was reborn more powerful than a magical turnip. "Never have I eaten Michele Bachmann Iowa state-fair corn-dogs grandchild flugelhorn pluperfect, rather I prefer rice", explained Quickdraw in the tone that bespoke lust in that ancient wheezing crackling tone of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Fortunately for the yard my milkshake had killed the boys, smothering them in sweet chocolatey goodness before they could suck off elephants.
Randomly exploding sheep ovaries cause distress among the outrageous gonadal extraction team from Uzbekistan, where rabid donkeys defecate at job interviews angering Boba Fett
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 26, 2011 4:00:08 GMT -5
I want to see what the Creationists & their "celestial evolution" have to say about this. "The previous record holder"? How can they tell how old a planet is? With children you just ask them, they're always so proud to tell you their age "I'm this many" and the baby planet held up 60,000 piece of space debris. Adolescent planets are always using fake ID's and female planets, especially mothers they always shave time off their age, Earth saying she's 365 million years younger, she's have you believe she just hit puberty and her tectonic plates just started shifting yesterday if you let her.
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 25, 2011 7:13:07 GMT -5
yron (n)
yvysum (adv)
lokhor (n)
arars (v)
smaumpkins (v)
jaguitier (adj)
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 25, 2011 5:23:21 GMT -5
University of Hawaii astronomers capture first direct image of a planet being bornAwe, look at the cute little baby planet.
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 24, 2011 10:49:21 GMT -5
Hope you had a birthday happy!
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 24, 2011 10:47:37 GMT -5
Finish the one first.
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 24, 2011 10:40:49 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because tolpuddlemartyr's overabundant words kept violating three big hairy bollocks.
A seasoned witch plucked three petunias which judge them (teabaggers) as "unrepentantly inaniloquent scatskulls" who rearrange livers...
Pi radius squared off against the demonic quadratic equation of demonic redundancy, lost badly and left the UFC. Then it died but was reborn more powerful than a magical turnip. "Never have I eaten Michele Bachmann Iowa state-fair corn-dogs grandchild flugelhorn pluperfect, rather I prefer rice", explained Quickdraw in the tone that bespoke lust in that ancient wheezing crackling tone of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Fortunately for the yard my milkshake had killed the boys,
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 20, 2011 7:21:40 GMT -5
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 20, 2011 7:01:04 GMT -5
Awesome!
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 20, 2011 5:56:35 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because tolpuddlemartyr's overabundant words kept violating three big hairy bollocks.
A seasoned witch plucked three petunias which judge them (teabaggers) as "unrepentantly inaniloquent scatskulls" who rearrange livers...
Pi radius squared off against the demonic quadratic equation of demonic redundancy, lost badly and left the UFC. Then it died but was reborn more powerful than a magical turnip. "Never have I eaten Michele Bachmann Iowa state-fair corn-dogs
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 19, 2011 21:01:35 GMT -5
Granted, but hey're of Mr Weebl weeble wobbling and not falling down.
I wish my dreams were recorded so I could watch them again.
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 19, 2011 6:12:32 GMT -5
Ok, I'm going to become a priest work my way up to Pope in the next 50/60 years and then disband the church, other people can join me in this quest, some should try to become the heads of other religions.
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