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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 30, 2011 16:28:03 GMT -5
hope you had a good Christmas birthday
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 30, 2011 16:26:02 GMT -5
hope you had a happy birthday!
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 23, 2011 21:09:07 GMT -5
playing football Yggdrasil - newest tattoo
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 15, 2011 5:11:17 GMT -5
No horror stories either. Chicks lie about their height, if you are 5'8" you should be taller than me. Weight. Email tag. And I've run across profiles from people I know.
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 15, 2011 4:55:18 GMT -5
Sex doesn't happen on a daily basis you dumb broad. Stop trippin. Yeah! It happens multiple times daily! ... Right?
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 15, 2011 4:41:24 GMT -5
Granted but you can only store one text book at a time and sleeping with another completely erases all the last text book knowledge.
I wish my sentient electronics to do my bidding.
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 14, 2011 19:52:24 GMT -5
Awesome tattoos Tgrwulf. Also you and your girlfriend are freakin' adorable QFT
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 14, 2011 19:49:39 GMT -5
Granted, electricity stopped working for a 250 mile radius around your house. There is now way less light pollution.
I wish my my computer and camera would fix themselves.
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 14, 2011 19:44:21 GMT -5
I read the article but couldn't see the video. I don't care that the reporter said Santa is not real. If it was part of news story/editorial piece there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Now if it was an off the colar rant that might a professionalism issue regardless of the content.
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 14, 2011 19:23:43 GMT -5
Gonna try and pop in more often. But when I do I'm doing it off my phone.
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 14, 2011 19:21:37 GMT -5
I'd go back to the founding of the US. Let the founders know what happens and see their thoughts on what today's laws should become.
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 14, 2011 19:17:06 GMT -5
Violent gangs running wild coast to coast.
Pope declares war on Christmas.
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 14, 2011 19:06:53 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam My�h� Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because tolpuddlemartyr's overabundant words kept violating three big hairy bollocks.
A seasoned witch plucked three petunias which judge them (teabaggers) as "unrepentantly inaniloquent scatskulls" who rearrange livers...
Pi radius squared off against the demonic quadratic equation of demonic redundancy, lost badly and left the UFC. Then it died but was reborn more powerful than a magical turnip. "Never have I eaten Michele Bachmann Iowa state-fair corn-dogs grandchild flugelhorn pluperfect, rather I prefer rice", explained Quickdraw in the tone that bespoke lust in that ancient wheezing crackling tone of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Fortunately for the yard my milkshake had killed the boys, smothering them in sweet chocolatey goodness before they could suck off elephants.
Randomly exploding sheep ovaries cause distress among the outrageous gonadal extraction team from Uzbekistan, where rabid donkeys defecate at job interviews angering Boba Fett while amusing Nyarlathotep. Suddenly, Chuck Norris lost his balls again, thanks to Major Major Major Modern Major General Admiral Sgt. Pepper and his psychotic victim's inability to do a barrel roll. When is purple? Half Past Three. mOre crappy, grammar) appeared to torment the pink cephalopod who ate his weight in jackasses. Meanwhile in Hanoi, fschmidt from Love-Shy.com shat pink hippos in the worst pile of batter on this Earth. That other Earth prided itself on its better batter, but bigger butter battled big breasted Jesus Camp barkers who thought of nothing but cheese caked, crunchy crackers dipped in Vaseline flavoured condom sauce and slow roasted moldy peanuts that were regurgitated by unwed teenage mothers who liked flying.
They came over with pitchforks, and giant evil cows "let f(x) be sex plus none" cried the wombat. Discipline monkeys spanked furiously upon the cows and pitchforks, the enraged howls of wild Chihuahuas ate through daemons pitchforks, cows, monkey-penises and inappropriate hyphens. Sleepy, randomguy, largeham, and I drank one another's piss poor beer from each other's navels. The crowd roared as randomguy sucked uncircumcised Jewish cocks who brought their very heavy shopping (if the pixels became blood engorged within edible tallow.
Time passed then
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Post by tygerarmy on Nov 11, 2011 6:53:28 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because tolpuddlemartyr's overabundant words kept violating three big hairy bollocks.
A seasoned witch plucked three petunias which judge them (teabaggers) as "unrepentantly inaniloquent scatskulls" who rearrange livers...
Pi radius squared off against the demonic quadratic equation of demonic redundancy, lost badly and left the UFC. Then it died but was reborn more powerful than a magical turnip. "Never have I eaten Michele Bachmann Iowa state-fair corn-dogs grandchild flugelhorn pluperfect, rather I prefer rice", explained Quickdraw in the tone that bespoke lust in that ancient wheezing crackling tone of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Fortunately for the yard my milkshake had killed the boys, smothering them in sweet chocolatey goodness before they could suck off elephants.
Randomly exploding sheep ovaries cause distress among the outrageous gonadal extraction team from Uzbekistan, where rabid donkeys defecate at job interviews angering Boba Fett while amusing Nyarlathotep. Suddenly, Chuck Norris lost his balls again, thanks to Major Major Major Modern Major General Admiral Sgt. Pepper and his psychotic victim's inability to do a barrel roll. When is purple? Half Past Three. mOre crappy, grammar) appeared to torment the pink cephalopod who ate his weight in jackasses. Meanwhile in Hanoi, fschmidt from Love-Shy.com shat pink hippos in the worst pile of batter on this Earth. That other Earth prided itself on its better batter, but bigger butter battled big breasted Jesus Camp barkers who thought of nothing but cheese caked, crunchy crackers dipped in Vaseline flavoured condom sauce and slow roasted moldy peanuts that were regurgitated by unwed teenage mothers who liked flying.
They came over with pitchforks, and giant evil cows "let f(x) be sex plus none" cried the wombat. Discipline monkeys spanked furiously upon the cows and pitchforks, the enraged howls of wild Chihuahuas ate through daemons pitchforks, cows, monkey-penises
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Post by tygerarmy on Nov 10, 2011 19:09:43 GMT -5
THE RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE”
4 oz. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey 4 oz. Coconut milk 8 oz. Egg Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir quickly.
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