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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 15, 2011 17:25:11 GMT -5
Sheogorath is Deadpool as a god
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 15, 2011 13:58:20 GMT -5
Family-Unfriendly Family Feud Survey Question of the Day: On a recent episode of Family Feud, a pastor’s wife was "forced" to say the word “sperm” in response to survey question while host Steve Harvey pretended like that wasn’t the only answer on everyone’s mind.
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 15, 2011 13:21:18 GMT -5
Last night one of my supervisors told me I have it easy because I don’t have kids. It’s not like a fucking stork comes and one day you have kids, oh shit I gotta take of these bastards now. No. You are a grown ass man. You chose to have kids. While yes the responsibility of having kids and taking care of children is more than that of just having to look after yourself. If you aren’t ready you shouldn’t have had two kids with two different people. Me on the other hand, I’ve been working since I was 15 so I have been supporting myself for over a decade, I don’t have kids because I choose not too and I don’t want that responsibility. At least not ‘til I find someone worth sharing it with, and have a house not an apartment. Stop complaining about everything and grow up.
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 15, 2011 11:15:19 GMT -5
Granted, but the Hulk smashes your printer as he was angry that you are angrier than he is.
I wish that Al Gore re-invented the internet
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 15, 2011 7:16:36 GMT -5
I wouldn't want to live on a world without bacon!
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 15, 2011 7:05:08 GMT -5
I don't mind leveling through grinding. And while the text wall can be annoying in an RPG it's something I expect. I don't agree that the game should cater to your build. I read an article that had player builds for Fallout 3 and in one the only thing the person killed was the radroach in the beginning while the player was still in the Vault. Playing like that should be harder than killing or using a varied method to get past the in game obstacles. Sometimes I like to create melee/unarmed characters who don't wear armor, this makes it hard to win fights, especially when the other people have bullets.
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 15, 2011 6:30:37 GMT -5
That is awesome!
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 15, 2011 6:21:39 GMT -5
Granted, you get hit by explosive diarrhea and fly into a jet engine. You survive but can no longer fly and now look like diarrhea.
I wish for Art's avatar to be eaten by a ghost
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 14, 2011 7:26:11 GMT -5
My sleep cycle is off. I'm going to bed 2-4 hours later, I do not enjoy this, I should be in bed now, asleep now, I am in bed, just not going to fall asleep yet.
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 14, 2011 7:23:19 GMT -5
Saw an awesome metal show at B.B. Kings. Borealis and Saxon
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 13, 2011 8:14:46 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 13, 2011 4:36:14 GMT -5
I had an awesome dream, I was myself with all the abilities I gained in Oblivion, so I was also Sheogorath is the Daedric Prince of Madness and I could fly with angel type wings that I could retract into my shoulder blades.
I was in this tower that belonged to another Daedric Prince that I'd pissed off so he sent me out and when I walked out I was in a Gotham/Chicago/Detroit type city but it was located on east coast and it was not NYC. I was immediately arrested by two FBI agents (kind of reminding me of the main characters on Bones except the female was an agent not a Doctor). As I was handcuffed and being walked to a vehicle. A giant highly maneuverable and fast Zeppelin. It was shooting rockets, grenades and missiles indiscriminately all over the city. It reminded of something Dr. Robotnic would use.
The FBI agents looked to me to help, I broke the handcuffs, and flew right at the airship. I flew right threw the airship. Nothing happened so I tried a few more times and when I saw this had no affect I flew inside threw by making another whole in the frame. The airship was being controlled remotely by magic, there were no controls on the ship, and the military had scrambled jets that were fast approaching. I did not want them to take it down over the city so I pushed it from the inside out over the water and cast a massive fire spell causing it to explode, me to get blown out of it and both myself and the ship to go crashing into the ocean.
I made it to shore passed out and woke up in a hospital, and the two FBI agents showed me the news reports on my death with no body being recovered, they thanked and then left. Then I woke up.
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 12, 2011 20:53:57 GMT -5
Release the dogs of War!
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 12, 2011 20:35:03 GMT -5
Pepsi! Or Cherry Pepsi!!
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 12, 2011 6:19:05 GMT -5
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