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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 14, 2011 15:52:22 GMT -5
I much prefer Imperio...no, I don't keep kidnapped porn stars locked in my basement, why do you ask? When I described something or other of the fans of the series to my roommate (damned if I remember what we were discussing in particular; I do know that I need sleep, though) I must've got all excited talking about Voldemort and green shit spewing out of his wand, 'cause she couldn't stop laughing at me. I vaguely remember her saying "he should get that seen about". The movies leave WAY too much out, and add some weird shit in. I will note, though, that I collapsed into giggles the first time I watched the scene in Philosopher's Stone (Sorcerer's Stone?) wherein Ron and Harry pretend to be Crabbe and Goyle. "Huh...I didn't know you could read." Tom's little face was SO FUCKING CUTE. ...*wistful sigh* I'm just gonna have to wait until August to see the grand finale...fuck, if I'm this desperate for costuming, maybe I'll join my uni's geek club and dress up in Slytherin getup for the Halloween party.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 14, 2011 15:41:22 GMT -5
To be completely fair, hijabs and skullcaps aren't more typically used to strain spaghetti than as headgear.
...*steals one of each for testing purposes*
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 14, 2011 11:21:38 GMT -5
"He Doesn't Love You" by RiddleTM (can't find a video)
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 14, 2011 11:16:54 GMT -5
My roommate's girlfriend, who's 23, still hasn't read a single HP book, but she follows the movies. I'm tempted to yell "SNAPE'S A GOOD GUY!" the next time she comes over. ETA: Oop, forgot...so, uh, who you going as? Please say Bellatrix. Or Tonks. If you say Umbridge, I kill you where you stand.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 14, 2011 5:35:43 GMT -5
*grin* I wondered about that myself...but hey, you never know. My best friend still hasn't read the last book, so far as I know, so I couldn't gush about Part 1 to her when it came out.
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TGWTG
Jul 13, 2011 22:47:08 GMT -5
Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 13, 2011 22:47:08 GMT -5
Oh, and Milk Money is so creepy we're all going to Hell for watching just the video. It got so bad for me that I had to pause it several times and look away. Literally, HAD TO PAUSE IT because the icky feelings were strangling me. I felt nauseous when it was over...who the fuck wrote that piece of shit, and is he in prison yet? And "Born This Way" IS bland, but it does get stuck in my head. Don't ask me why; maybe it was my reaction to Todd's apparently missing the point of the lyrics "'cause God makes no mistakes", maybe my brain's just tuned to enjoy/try to torture me with shitty music, but that part of the song WON'T GO THE FUCK AWAY. Weird Al's "Perform This Way" is slowly taking it over, though. "I'll be a troll, I'll be a queen, I'll be a human jelly bean, 'cause every day is Halloween for me"... And now I'm disturbed to realize that I've heard "E.T." before...on the radio...not realizing it was Katy Perry, unable to distinguish the lyrics...well, mostly the "Extraterrestrial/Supernatural" part. ETA: "Fuckin' Perfect" is my song...for myself. >.>; I'm perfectly me, so screw y'all.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 13, 2011 22:31:26 GMT -5
I had been planning to go, but unexpected bills ate my money. I now have ten dollars to pay for gas and food until August 17th. ;___;
I'm tempted to go see it anyway, my god how I'm tempted.
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TGWTG
Jul 13, 2011 19:39:26 GMT -5
Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 13, 2011 19:39:26 GMT -5
I slept all day, lemme go catch up on videos. *trying to get "Firework" and "Born This Way" out of zir head* Baby you're a fire wood, you make my s'mores taste reeeeeally gooood...
...I did watch the 'Milk Money' review in the wee hours this morning, maybe the shock and disgust sent me into a coma.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 13, 2011 19:33:07 GMT -5
Rat, the more I read from you, the longer your list of fetishes seems to become. *adds 'vampires' at the end*
I now know way more about what gets Ironbite hard than I would ever want.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 13, 2011 19:25:40 GMT -5
You do not joke about mansex, mansex is the most serious topic in the world. And no straight man would ever joke about it, lest he be labeled as one of the homer sexuals. So all of the TGWTG dudes are gay? I KNEW IT ALL ALONG. I don't know if my mom would've actually tried to get with a chick, but I could easily see her, like, trying to become closer to a woman, the woman doing something that my mom construed as rejection (my mom construes EVERYTHING as rejection, so it wouldn't have to be an outright "ew get away from me dyke"), and thus my mom strangling her homoness into a coma so she would never feel like that EVAR AGAIN. It doesn't help that my mom's ultra "masculine" (loves cars and working on them, helped my dad a lot with building their own computers, likes working outdoors with tilling and planting veggies and shit) and was actually called a dyke-- albeit by her mother-in-law who hated her guts, but hey. As far as far as family acting like homosexuality's an insult, I did tell you guys about my mom's gay cousin, right? Like, he's nowhere near comfortable enough to be out about it, but he's gay and has lived with his partner for 20 years or so now. Everyone knows it, my mom dislikes him for it, and when I commented on what a funny guy her cousin was, she said she'd kill me if I "turned out" like him. Which is funny to me; you'd think she'd WANT me to be sexually attracted to guys. >.> @nightangel: My mom's friend, Mama Patty, is a very devout RC (she often works for the church, attends both the English and Spanish masses, etc.), but she thinks gays should be allowed to be married in every sense of the word, that people should be allowed to use birth control, and all that jazz. She's an amazing lady and the only Catholic I've known that didn't turn me off of Catholicism completely... Unless you count Smurfette Principle, but isn't she a deist?
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 13, 2011 19:08:27 GMT -5
My mom constantly tries to turn things around so that I'm the bad guy, but not nearly to the point where she'd lock me in the car and then complain that SHE was stressed. .-.;
She does complain about others having the exact same attitude she has, though, so maybe we just need to give our moms reality checks.
Also does your mom barge out right into the middle of Wal-Mart traffic, too? Whenever I start sounding worried, my mom just laughs and says, "If they hit me, they can't claim they didn't see my fat ass!" Of course she then turns around and complains about people walking right in front of her van while she's driving.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 13, 2011 17:43:54 GMT -5
*nervous laugh* I...heh...oh god what the fuck is this shit. HOW do you justify shooting a defenseless person? I...I don't...it doesn't fucking MATTER what that person is or was trying to do; once zie's down, disarm zir, tie zir up, whatever. YOU DON'T FUCKING DO THIS.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 13, 2011 6:15:38 GMT -5
Meh...I think my dad's homophobic purely because of his religion (when I asked him what was so wrong with homosexuality, he just meh'd and said "Because God considers it a sin against himself", but my mom just uses it as an excuse. She just plain despises the gay community, despite somehow having good friends who happen to be gay. Then again, I have good reason to suspect that she's secretly one of us queers, so it may just be self-hatred. Welcome to the club. Children of self-loathing repressed homosexuals, bisexuals, and other "freaks of Nature." COSLRHBAOFON for short. I feel a little like Dana from The L Word, only not so athletic. Or bony. I swear, I'd feel absolutely no surprise if it turned out that my mom had been rejected, whether overtly or by her own interpretation, by a chick she was crushing on when she was younger. I mean, when you're desperate enough to get engaged to a complete jackassed redneck hailing from a long line of jackassed rednecks, a man who turned out to father a kid by some bimbo why you were "together", and you're only 16 when you got engaged, and there isn't a bun in YOUR oven, and you haven't even fooled around with the guy? Something smells, and it ain't just the unwashed redneck wanting to share your bed. Yes, I dislike rednecks, they stink of Old Spice and motor oil. Confession Tiem: I didn't realize that gays were more than the stereotypes until my best friend came out as bi...and still acted the same. Not to worry, though, fundieitis can be cured; apply a liberal treatment of FSTDT at least once a day, and voila! You're healed!
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 12, 2011 21:40:13 GMT -5
I like this idea. She almost bit her cousin's finger clean off, maybe it's time for it to come full circle. Amaranth: Tell me about it...my mom's the one constantly sending me stuff on how to manage fibromyalgia, yet she doesn't get how poking or 'tickling' (the woman doesn't know how to be gentle, period) me can set my fibro off. Maybe if I don't get the courage to bite her finger off next time, I could jab a finger into one of the psoriatic splits in her skin. <.< It's even better specifically because they obviously should know better. If you can lecture people about my "condition," you can clearly understand it and shouldn't do the same things. Exactly. That's exactly it. You can lecture me on the various ways that I need to take better care of myself to help with symptoms, you can forward all the information to me that you want, but you still do things that the same stuff you send me SAYS can set it off? WTF? Similarly, despite struggling with depression since she was 7, my mother doesn't seem to understand that it takes time to undo the results of years of mental illness. It's like my mom's book smart, but when it comes to applying the shit she learns in class to her actions, she just can't do it.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 12, 2011 19:56:41 GMT -5
There's only one solution to being poked too often: Bite the fucker's finger off. That'll learn 'em. I like this idea. She almost bit her cousin's finger clean off, maybe it's time for it to come full circle. Amaranth: Tell me about it...my mom's the one constantly sending me stuff on how to manage fibromyalgia, yet she doesn't get how poking or 'tickling' (the woman doesn't know how to be gentle, period) me can set my fibro off. Maybe if I don't get the courage to bite her finger off next time, I could jab a finger into one of the psoriatic splits in her skin. <.<
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