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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 12, 2011 13:38:01 GMT -5
Can anyone who was politically conscious during the '90s tell me if Clinton was this hated and derided? All I can remember of the '90s is shitty pop music and wondering WTF every time Monica Lewinski was mentioned.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 12, 2011 13:34:07 GMT -5
Where are all the conservative womens going to Tallywhackers or Chippendales? Stupid kid, women don't have libidos or sexual desire! Yeah, right, I'm supposed to believe that the thriving dildo industry is targeted toward men only? Please. @cait: I'd prefer a female stripper, but then she'd just shrug it off as chatting with an old friend or something. ): Which is why we need photographers taking pictures of Palin drooling over strippers!
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 12, 2011 12:21:19 GMT -5
Meh...I think my dad's homophobic purely because of his religion (when I asked him what was so wrong with homosexuality, he just meh'd and said "Because God considers it a sin against himself", but my mom just uses it as an excuse. She just plain despises the gay community, despite somehow having good friends who happen to be gay.
Then again, I have good reason to suspect that she's secretly one of us queers, so it may just be self-hatred.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 12, 2011 11:38:54 GMT -5
Where are all the conservative womens going to Tallywhackers or Chippendales?
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 12, 2011 11:33:24 GMT -5
Nah but seriously she has this terrible habit of figuring out when I least want to be touched, then poking the shit out of me in an attempt to make me...I don't know, smile or something. And no matter how many times I ask, she REFUSES to stop until I blow up. Considering that the last few times that she did that I reacted REALLY badly (screaming matches, punching her arm, accidentally revealing that I was suicidal) you'd think she'd learn, but noooo.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 12, 2011 11:26:05 GMT -5
That's an interesting choice of sex toy...make sure you yam responsibly.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 12, 2011 11:24:49 GMT -5
We gonna DO them...on MOTORCYCLEZ.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 12, 2011 4:08:57 GMT -5
Did my mom start poking you for no reason, too? I'm sorry, I'll try to make her cut that out.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 12, 2011 4:08:07 GMT -5
Happy Birthday, man.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 11, 2011 23:43:03 GMT -5
Mmm...only if it's turkey bacon, though.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 11, 2011 23:37:04 GMT -5
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 11, 2011 23:09:54 GMT -5
¿por qué no te callas, Ann?...srsly Porque ella no tiene un cerebro.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 11, 2011 22:59:04 GMT -5
Damn it, Sleepy! I probably just stay up reading until I can't stay awake anymore, Jeb. Yay for irrational fears. As long as you're not reading r/nosleep or r/creepy, you might be okay. Maybe. Just don't look outside your windows.
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TGWTG
Jul 11, 2011 16:07:03 GMT -5
Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 11, 2011 16:07:03 GMT -5
*suddenly and vividly imagines Iron Liz in Indiana Jones getup* Oooooh...
...where the fuck did THAT come from?
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TGWTG
Jul 11, 2011 16:03:43 GMT -5
Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 11, 2011 16:03:43 GMT -5
...do you have a fedora and a sexy voice to go with that belt?
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