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Post by Smurfette Principle on Oct 4, 2011 22:42:18 GMT -5
Having dropped off the face of the Earth after his hilarious ousting from Fox, Glenn, being the hilarious attention whore that he is, has claimed that millions will die from a terrorist attack planned by those evil liberals. Beck warned his listeners to stock up on food and water because Van Jones, unions, the left and Occupy Wall Street are planning an attack next week on Wall Street. Beck claimed that this is verified information that came to him from credible sources. Left unanswered is exactly why anyone would tell Glenn Beck this information before they would tell the FBI or Homeland Security. Speaking of the FBI, they might want to pay Mr. Beck a visit if he continues to make up false terror threats against America. mediamatters.org/mmtv/201110040017www.politicususa.com/en/glenn-beck-occupy-wall-streetGlenn Beck, it seems, hasn't taken his demotion well. |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Oct 4, 2011 22:47:31 GMT -5
On the bright side, at least he's giving the Occupy Wall Street people some publicity.
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Post by Jodie on Oct 5, 2011 10:21:15 GMT -5
Maybe he heard what Anonymous was planning and is spinning it with his brand of crazy so if Anon does try (and especially if they succeed) to take down the stock exchange Beck can scream SEE I WUZ RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! in a vain attempt to get his perceived relevance/popularity back.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Oct 5, 2011 11:18:05 GMT -5
Where's Picard when you need him?
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Post by booley on Oct 5, 2011 14:45:48 GMT -5
Where's Picard when you need him? you mean this? ..........................................________ ............ ........................,.-‘”...................``~., .............................,.-”....................................“-., .........................,/................................................”:, .....................,?.......................................................\, .................../............................................................,} ................./.......................................................,:`^`..} .............../....................................................,:”........./ ..............?.....__..........................................:`.........../ ............./__.(.....“~-,_...............................,:`........../ .........../(_....”~,_........“~,_.....................,:`........_/ ..........{.._$;_......”=,_.......“-,_........,.-~-,},.~”;/....} ...........((.....*~_.......”=-._.......“;,,./`..../”............../ ...,,,___.\`~,......“~.,.....................`.....}............../ ............(....`=-,,.......`.........................(......;_,,-” ............/.`~,......`-................................\....../\ .............\`~.*-,......................................|,./.....\,__ ,,_..........}.>-._\....................................|..............`=~-, .....`=~-,_\_......`\,..................................\ ...................`=~-,,.\,................................\ ................................`:,,............................`\..............__ ........... ..........................`=-,....................,%`>--==`` ........................................_\............_,-%.......`\ ...................................,<`.._|_,-&``.................`\ |
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Post by MaybeNever on Oct 5, 2011 14:52:27 GMT -5
Other groups/entities behind the planned attack: Greenpeace, League of Women Voters, people on welfare, homosexuals, Cuban spies, the American pacifist movement, this one dog that keeps barking at night so that Glenn can't sleep, Barack Obama, witches, ACORN, Committee to Re-elect the President, George Soros, mecha-George Soros, zombie George Soros, Son of George Soros, Bride of George Soros, return of mecha-George Soros, a duck, mighty Neptune: god of the tides, Charles Darwin's ghost, Warren Buffett, Richard Dawkins, a different duck.
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Post by Old Viking on Oct 5, 2011 15:22:56 GMT -5
@ MaybeNever: Bravo!
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Post by brendanrizzo on Oct 5, 2011 21:13:01 GMT -5
Other groups/entities behind the planned attack: Greenpeace, League of Women Voters, people on welfare, homosexuals, Cuban spies, the American pacifist movement, this one dog that keeps barking at night so that Glenn can't sleep, Barack Obama, witches, ACORN, Committee to Re-elect the President, George Soros, mecha-George Soros, zombie George Soros, Son of George Soros, Bride of George Soros, return of mecha-George Soros, a duck, mighty Neptune: god of the tides, Charles Darwin's ghost, Warren Buffett, Richard Dawkins, a different duck. The Committee to Re-Elect the President? The folks who put a Republican in power? Preposterous! |
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Post by priestling on Oct 5, 2011 23:06:19 GMT -5
Ow, my ribs! I can't stop laughing!
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Post by Her3tiK on Oct 5, 2011 23:21:40 GMT -5
Other groups/entities behind the planned attack: Greenpeace, League of Women Voters, people on welfare, homosexuals, Cuban spies, the American pacifist movement, this one dog that keeps barking at night so that Glenn can't sleep, Barack Obama, witches, ACORN, Committee to Re-elect the President, George Soros, mecha-George Soros, zombie George Soros, Son of George Soros, Bride of George Soros, return of mecha-George Soros, a duck, mighty Neptune: god of the tides, Charles Darwin's ghost, Warren Buffett, Richard Dawkins, a different duck. |
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Oct 5, 2011 23:33:11 GMT -5
Other groups/entities behind the planned attack: Greenpeace, League of Women Voters, people on welfare, homosexuals, Cuban spies, the American pacifist movement, this one dog that keeps barking at night so that Glenn can't sleep, Barack Obama, witches, ACORN, Committee to Re-elect the President, George Soros, mecha-George Soros, zombie George Soros, Son of George Soros, Bride of George Soros, return of mecha-George Soros, a duck, mighty Neptune: god of the tides, Charles Darwin's ghost, Warren Buffett, Richard Dawkins, a different duck. If I had room in my sig, I would quote this. |
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Post by Haseen on Oct 6, 2011 1:57:42 GMT -5
Where's Picard when you need him? you mean this? ..........................................________ ............ ........................,.-‘”...................``~., .............................,.-”....................................“-., .........................,/................................................”:, .....................,?.......................................................\, .................../............................................................,} ................./.......................................................,:`^`..} .............../....................................................,:”........./ ..............?.....__..........................................:`.........../ ............./__.(.....“~-,_...............................,:`........../ .........../(_....”~,_........“~,_.....................,:`........_/ ..........{.._$;_......”=,_.......“-,_........,.-~-,},.~”;/....} ...........((.....*~_.......”=-._.......“;,,./`..../”............../ ...,,,___.\`~,......“~.,.....................`.....}............../ ............(....`=-,,.......`.........................(......;_,,-” ............/.`~,......`-................................\....../\ .............\`~.*-,......................................|,./.....\,__ ,,_..........}.>-._\....................................|..............`=~-, .....`=~-,_\_......`\,..................................\ ...................`=~-,,.\,................................\ ................................`:,,............................`\..............__ ........... ..........................`=-,....................,%`>--==`` ........................................_\............_,-%.......`\ ...................................,<`.._|_,-&``.................`\ (linked for size) |
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Post by MaybeNever on Oct 6, 2011 4:59:03 GMT -5
Other groups/entities behind the planned attack: Greenpeace, League of Women Voters, people on welfare, homosexuals, Cuban spies, the American pacifist movement, this one dog that keeps barking at night so that Glenn can't sleep, Barack Obama, witches, ACORN, Committee to Re-elect the President, George Soros, mecha-George Soros, zombie George Soros, Son of George Soros, Bride of George Soros, return of mecha-George Soros, a duck, mighty Neptune: god of the tides, Charles Darwin's ghost, Warren Buffett, Richard Dawkins, a different duck. The Committee to Re-Elect the President? The folks who put a Republican in power? Preposterous! Don't be silly, Nixon was obviously a Democrat. Don't you know what he did? |
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Post by itachirumon on Oct 6, 2011 6:33:16 GMT -5
Other groups/entities behind the planned attack: Greenpeace, League of Women Voters, people on welfare, homosexuals, Cuban spies, the American pacifist movement, this one dog that keeps barking at night so that Glenn can't sleep, Barack Obama, witches, ACORN, Committee to Re-elect the President, George Soros, mecha-George Soros, zombie George Soros, Son of George Soros, Bride of George Soros, return of mecha-George Soros, a duck, mighty Neptune: god of the tides, Charles Darwin's ghost, Warren Buffett, Richard Dawkins, a different duck. BAKAYARO, NYET! You forgot the Elgae Nacirema, the official national wingless bird of Obamerica. Also Mecha-zombie-bride-of-zombie-George-Soros.... and son No, in all seriousness, that was bloody brilliant and I'm just being contrite because it's typical for me to do that. Edited: To add the "and son" part, because I wasn't being snarky enough already. |
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