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Post by Shane for Wax on Nov 1, 2011 10:21:57 GMT -5
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Paimun
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Post by Paimun on Nov 1, 2011 10:27:50 GMT -5
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Nov 1, 2011 12:54:38 GMT -5
FFFFFFFFAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHH
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Post by gyeonghwa on Nov 1, 2011 13:01:24 GMT -5
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Post by itachirumon on Nov 1, 2011 13:03:52 GMT -5
I'm showing this to a classmate with a grim look on my face - her response "What the fudge? This is a joke right? What kind of screwed up parents are these!"
My reaction would be less blase, but I'm high on vicodin and skullaxin to deal with a nasty groin pull, so everything's kinda fucked up in a surrealist way. - when your first response is to give the sarcastic slow golf clap of "Brava, stupid evil, stupid fucking parents, Brava, you've outdone yourselves. Brava, Fundies you have topped yourself yet again!" that's when you know you've become too jaded.
Give me an hour to return to the world of groin-pain - I'll be needing to borrow that angry dimension. - Would you object to me filling it with infinite lava and throwing these fucking worthless excuses for sentient flesh in there with Harkness-immortality so they keep regenerating only to die again horribly?
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queenofhearts
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Post by queenofhearts on Nov 1, 2011 13:17:52 GMT -5
All of this...... over.....a hotdog???
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Post by itachirumon on Nov 1, 2011 13:33:22 GMT -5
All of this...... over.....a hotdog??? Because hotdogs are serious business - SHUT UP, THEY ARE. DON'T QUESTION MY COGNITIVE DISSONANCE! Ironbite, help. The rage... the angry dimension cannot hold it. Containment failing. Rage spilling over into reality. |
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Post by N. De Plume on Nov 1, 2011 13:38:13 GMT -5
A fucking hot dog?!
Damn, and the father bit her, too! What a miserable waste of blood and tissue this man is.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Nov 1, 2011 13:48:56 GMT -5
I'm showing this to a classmate with a grim look on my face - her response "What the fudge? This is a joke right? What kind of screwed up parents are these!" My reaction would be less blase, but I'm high on vicodin and skullaxin to deal with a nasty groin pull, so everything's kinda fucked up in a surrealist way. - when your first response is to give the sarcastic slow golf clap of "Brava, stupid evil, stupid fucking parents, Brava, you've outdone yourselves. Brava, Fundies you have topped yourself yet again!" that's when you know you've become too jaded. Give me an hour to return to the world of groin-pain - I'll be needing to borrow that angry dimension. - Would you object to me filling it with infinite lava and throwing these fucking worthless excuses for sentient flesh in there with Harkness-immortality so they keep regenerating only to die again horribly? just make sure I can't hear them. |
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Post by itachirumon on Nov 1, 2011 13:51:45 GMT -5
I'm showing this to a classmate with a grim look on my face - her response "What the fudge? This is a joke right? What kind of screwed up parents are these!" My reaction would be less blase, but I'm high on vicodin and skullaxin to deal with a nasty groin pull, so everything's kinda fucked up in a surrealist way. - when your first response is to give the sarcastic slow golf clap of "Brava, stupid evil, stupid fucking parents, Brava, you've outdone yourselves. Brava, Fundies you have topped yourself yet again!" that's when you know you've become too jaded. Give me an hour to return to the world of groin-pain - I'll be needing to borrow that angry dimension. - Would you object to me filling it with infinite lava and throwing these fucking worthless excuses for sentient flesh in there with Harkness-immortality so they keep regenerating only to die again horribly? just make sure I can't hear them. Deal, a soundproof box it is! |
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Post by Radiation on Nov 1, 2011 13:58:39 GMT -5
I'm sorry but this hits too close to home for me.
When I was about 4 my mom had a boyfriend who pretty much did the same to me. He was an avid fisherman and loved to eat fish while I hated to eat fish. Being a kid I was pretty fussy about what I liked and didn't like.
When my mom was at work at Witmark he was in charge of me and my sister and at dinner time he would force me to eat foods that I didn't like. He once spanked me hard and he also slapped me. He also would set a clock in front of me and give me a half-hour to an hour to finish eating and I had to eat the whole plate. Mind you, he always gave portions that were way to big for me. If I didn't finish I was punished somehow either by being hit or having to write lines.
Granted, it wasn't as severe as this but this guy was pretty abusive. He was finally kicked out when I was 8 when my mom happened to come home early and catch him holding me up on the wall and slapping me hard. She took hold of him and held him up the wall and told him to never lay a hand on me or my sister. He left two weeks later.
This guy was pretty abusive towards me, though not as severe as some cases I have read about. My mom never knew exactly what he did until I told her in 2004 when I was hospitalized at Pine Rest the first time.
Oh and did I mention that this guy was built like brick shithouse?
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Post by Thejebusfire on Nov 1, 2011 14:10:22 GMT -5
My local news last night talked about a man who beat a 15 month old baby to death.
Things like that make me wonder how sick someone would have to be to do this to a child.
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Post by ironbite on Nov 1, 2011 15:52:34 GMT -5
angry dimension not enough? fine.
ironbite-i'll be in the angry universe
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Post by N. De Plume on Nov 1, 2011 15:57:14 GMT -5
ai'll be in the angry universe I think I want to find a portal to the angry multiverse, actually. |
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kzn02
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Post by kzn02 on Nov 1, 2011 17:03:20 GMT -5
Is it fine for a 3 year old to eat a hot dog? I mean, a normal one?
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