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A group that out WBC's the WBC Nov 16, 2011 15:01:52 GMT -5

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Post by foolishwisdom on Nov 16, 2011 15:01:52 GMT -5

You wouldn't think it'd be possible, but there's a Good Christian™ family group in Nashville, TN, that makes the West Baptist Church seem more classy.

The prophetess [, Glynis Bethel], who with her husband, “Apostle” Orlando Bethel, leads the Baldwin County, Ala.-based Repent or Burn in Hell Ministries, is a well-known figure in certain circles in the southeastern United States. Together with their three teenage children (who are the ministry’s only members), the Bethels travel from town to town, denouncing “sinners” and exploring the outer limits of their First Amendment rights. Their self-described “fire and brimstone” preaching, which especially targets gay people, along with “fornicators,” “whoremongers” and abortion clinics, has led to countless arrests – usually on charges of disorderly conduct, protesting without a permit or public obscenity. “It’s a curse,” Orlando Bethel said of homosexuality in an interview posted on YouTube. “It’s just like a disease, leprosy. It’s something that’s used as a judgment of God on a person because, basically, of their rebellion against him.”

www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-report/browse-all-issues/2011/winter/gay-bashing-prophetess-cant-stay-out-

The article chronicles the family's first "brush with the law" in 2002, all the way to the present. And boy, these people are nutters.

N. De Plume God Nom nom nom nom? Posts: 862	A group that out WBC's the WBC Nov 16, 2011 15:04:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by N. De Plume on Nov 16, 2011 15:04:29 GMT -5 “Homosexuality is like leprosy?” I don’t recall anything about Jesus yelling and shouting at the lepers.
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A group that out WBC's the WBC Nov 16, 2011 15:09:37 GMT -5

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Post by Admiral Lithp on Nov 16, 2011 15:09:37 GMT -5

“I would prefer to be beaten and to die than to allow these wicked and evil Nashville police officers and white racist bigots to get away with breaking the laws they are supposed to be upholding,” wrote Bethel, who is black

Yes, thank you, I got that.

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A group that out WBC's the WBC Nov 16, 2011 15:43:52 GMT -5

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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Nov 16, 2011 15:43:52 GMT -5

The photos just beg for captions

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A group that out WBC's the WBC Nov 16, 2011 17:57:41 GMT -5

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Post by ironbite on Nov 16, 2011 17:57:41 GMT -5

Nov 16, 2011 17:11:57 GMT -5 Smurfette Principle said:

...am I weird for noticing that they're getting arrested and the WBC isn't?

WBC, for all intents and purposes, is peaceful. they're using words while these idiots are attacking counter-protesters. that's the difference.

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A group that out WBC's the WBC Nov 16, 2011 19:45:46 GMT -5

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Post by Wykked Wytch on Nov 16, 2011 19:45:46 GMT -5

Nov 16, 2011 15:43:52 GMT -5 tolpuddlemartyr said:

The photos just beg for captions

"I am trying to smile while wanting to bite your face off."

"I am smiling because my mind has gone."

It's just a small touch-up using PowerPoint and screenshot captures...

Last Edit: Nov 16, 2011 19:49:54 GMT -5 by Wykked Wytch

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Post by nightangel1282 on Nov 16, 2011 15:56:24 GMT -5

Post by N. De Plume on Nov 16, 2011 16:00:50 GMT -5

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Post by Smurfette Principle on Nov 16, 2011 17:11:57 GMT -5

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